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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

hotdog feet posted:

i lose a lot of sleep thinking about how inflation affects those poor billionaires

If Musk is highly-leveraged into multiple loans like he seems to be, he should love having higher inflation rates.

e: Unless his "billionaire credit rating" is so bad that he has a bunch of variable-rate loans, I guess? Given his carelessness w/ the Twitter agreement, I suppose it's not a huge stretch to imagine he's a sub-prime borrower.

Hello Sailor fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Aug 16, 2022

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Elon is an all or nothing man. He either doesn't even know where most of his money is, or he's constantly badgering his accountants and telling his investment manager about the fantastic thing he heard about on Joe Rogan.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
jesus with that he is minutes away from some deep fried boomer minion meme... i just wana grill... call you,re grannma... no 1 wants to work...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Elon: “hey I know I’ve been exploiting an ad backdoor to operate twitter like I own it and skewing ad revenue with government level Bluetooth includes, but it’s cool, I’ll pay for it, my dad owns a car dealership bro.”

Shut the gently caress up you stupid brain rot frat boy, pay the loving fine and do the loving time you stupid bitch.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Elon Musk eats farts.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Elon getting jealous that Trump is taking attention away from him

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1559691922725281800

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de59JCx3M2Q

I say we start asking the billionaires nicely!.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Zil posted:

Elon getting jealous that Trump is taking attention away from him

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1559691922725281800

His "rich kid who says outlandish poo poo to get attention because his dad never cared about him" energy is off the charts

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

ilmucche posted:

His "rich kid who says outlandish poo poo to get attention because his dad never cared about him" energy is off the charts

yeah, his dad was too busy giving all his attention to his sister!

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





Zil posted:

Elon getting jealous that Trump is taking attention away from him

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1559691922725281800

men will literally buy a soccer club instead of getting therapy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
more like Man Chestier

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Mozi posted:

more like Man Chestier



This is peak performance

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
someone in the Donnie thread mention that becoming a regressives makes you thicc, like you either become a donnie blob, or a some flavor of human thumb.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021

Bogus Adventure posted:

This is peak performance Ambien body.


Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I didn’t think anyone worse than the Glazers could own ManU but there ya go

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Bogus Adventure posted:

RIP, Seth

(Rest In Pyrotechnics)



I was looking back through the thread and did a thing here:



Happy to add Elon into this somehow if any talented goon designer wants to take the raw file I quoted and add him in. I'll animate that photo and re-upload. Feel free to PM or put your ideas here.

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
https://twitter.com/FriendEden100/status/1559974086264209414

https://twitter.com/TonyGonzales4TX/status/1559737882755051520

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

I dont know why he tried to pretend for so long.


He's Maga. He's always been Maga, no matter when he pretended otherwise.

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

I'd selfie the hell out of Morgan Ortagus myself if given the chance...

I'm sure Elon's penis would like to MAGA with her at other rallies too, so I try not to judge him for it.

The flesh is so very, very weak, my Lord.

:negative:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Anton Chigurh posted:

I'd selfie the hell out of Morgan Ortagus myself if given the chance...

I'm sure Elon's penis would like to MAGA with her at other rallies too, so I try not to judge him for it.

The flesh is so very, very weak, my Lord.

:negative:

Don't post like this.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Seriously, I don’t mind some horny posting but gently caress off with that poo poo.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Personally I don't want to gently caress anyone that would want to gently caress Elon, but that's just me

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
They gotta have real low standards if they wanna gently caress musk

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!




MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


Anton Chigurh posted:

It's interesting that Chamath is being brought into the legal battle between Elon's penis and Twatter now:

Twatter is pulling Elon's Penis and those of his billionaire friends into its $44 billion legal hole with a hairy number of subpoenas

Chamath is at least as hated as Elon by those in the know:

Silicon Valley Star Chamath Palihapitiya Is No "Slobbin' Your Knobbin'" Robin Hood

Yeah, I know, I've never heard of Jacobin.com either, or Walter Bragman for that matter. Enjoy all the pseudo-intelligent, closeted parent-hating, anti-capitalist rancor you'll find there, but it's only $1.60 a month to join!

Disclaimer: I may have toyed with the article titles just a tad...

:foksmash:


Anton Chigurh posted:

Alright. Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

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Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

MrQwerty posted:


[whole lotta quotin' snipped]

Maybe someone was white knighting me (not likely), but you definitely doing that for the Goatse guy

Anyway, got a great laugh out of it and I see he's already changed it back

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Anton Chigurh posted:

Maybe someone was white knighting me (not likely), but you definitely doing that for the Goatse guy

Anyway, got a great laugh out of it and I see he's already changed it back

Someone who posts like you calling someone out is loving duckfat-mousse-rich

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

MrQwerty posted:

Someone who posts like you calling someone out is loving duckfat-mousse-rich

I tend to agree, though your Rap Sheet e-penis is 9 longer than mine and you've posted almost 10 times more, so I think Basement Dweller Status is clearly in your favor.

:lol:

Now let's get back to the topic at hand, Dr. Elon and Mr. Musk.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Anton Chigurh posted:

I tend to agree, though your Rap Sheet e-penis is 9 longer than mine and you've posted almost 10 times more, so I think Basement Dweller Status is clearly in your favor.

:lol:

Now let's get back to the topic at hand, Dr. Elon and Mr. Musk.

dude you're so cringe! come back with something else I don't know what. just do whatever you do. I'm so close!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Are you OK?

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

DeeplyConcerned posted:

dude you're so cringe! come back with something else I don't know what. just do whatever you do. I'm so close!

OK



I like this one better

Anton Chigurh fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Aug 20, 2022

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Yeah, just trying to learn from the masters...

(and no, that's not a reference to Elon)

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
he should go to a dem party now and have dems fawn over him for a bit. you know for balance

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Anton Chigurh posted:

OK



I like this one better



I paid 185.8 billion therealdogecoin3 for those nfts you better delete that now

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Please, please stop whatever kind of embarrassing slapfight is going on in here and post about Elon or Elon accessories

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
"Elon Musk? More like elong on deez nutz" -Elon Musk 2022

tyrelhill
Jul 30, 2006
i hope 2024 is trump/elon

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Sentient Data posted:

I paid 185.8 billion therealdogecoin3 for those nfts you better delete that now

Feel free to use them that way if you like, I make them freely, for fun.

The NFT world is even more ridiculous than Elon is.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Barfinng a little every time I see the thread title.

Edit: it’s not the penis thing, just Musk.

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

Anton Chigurh posted:

I'd selfie the hell out of Morgan Ortagus myself if given the chance...

I'm sure Elon's penis would like to MAGA with her at other rallies too, so I try not to judge him for it.

The flesh is so very, very weak, my Lord.

:negative:

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lol

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