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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Phanatic posted:

Is that a sandwich?
There's only one uh... sausage... if that helps...

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GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

What is the purpose of this machine? What's it doing?

Right and wrong answers accepted.

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


GreenMetalSun posted:

What is the purpose of this machine? What's it doing?

Right and wrong answers accepted.

Budget cuts have forced sex ed and lunch to merge

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

its so frustrating, just ram it in

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't tease if you're partner is hungry.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Bismuth posted:

its so frustrating, just ram it in

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
"french hotdog"

https://danskmadpaaengelsk.wordpress.com/2014/01/29/french-hot-dogs-fransk-hotdog/

Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 11:20 on Aug 15, 2022

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

flavor.flv posted:

He looks like he needs to get back to his concession stand before strong bad covers it in graffiti and coach z starts living in it

Idgi, how does he look like Bubs?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That pillow does look like Bubs' arms though.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Now reverse it.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

GreenMetalSun posted:

What is the purpose of this machine? What's it doing?

Right and wrong answers accepted.

Terminator sent back in time to kill Mr Bibs

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Samovar posted:

Idgi, how does he look like Bubs?

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

You mean speed up and ping-pong the first 2 seconds, surely.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

monolithburger posted:

Some people don't got no respect for tradition!


RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Gromit posted:

You mean speed up and ping-pong the first 2 seconds, surely.

Don't tell me how to French Hotdog.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


Get-a beefy, paisano! :discourse:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://i.imgur.com/6UTuB8u.gifv

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Oh, is that what docking is?

McPhearson
Aug 4, 2007

Hot Damn!




https://i.imgur.com/ptEcR57.mp4

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

:eyepop:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Now make it pull/push it in and out over and over again really fast.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I bet that would make a kickass av.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh sjit the blowjob factory is bringing the grande cup back?!

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

....Thank you

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

3M Dual Lock

It’s so good.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
oh yeah that "mushroom velcro" is insanely strong

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


The Bloop posted:

oh yeah that "mushroom velcro" is insanely strong

It also doesn’t creep and slowly let go of objects like velcro does.

Sometimes it comes in handy that it does not have separate hook and loop patches like velcro does. Any part of it will stick to any other part

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 03:09 on Aug 17, 2022

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


You are getting a lot of use out of that gif.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

You are getting a lot of use out of that gif.

Lots of penises getting posted and it was still in my clipboard, so yeah

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Bloop posted:

Lots of penises getting posted and it was still in my clipboard, so yeah

Lol I just found it funny that it was in two threads I checked right after the other.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
If god had a hog,
What would it look like, and would you want to see…

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

God that gif is the best thing ever

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

it's

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Cartoon Man posted:

Now make it pull/push it in and out over and over again really fast.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Congratulations Mr Arbuckle...

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

That was way more obscene than I thought it'd be.

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