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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Liquid Chicken posted:

Who wants to enter the hedge?



Is it an entrance to a mystical land with talking animals and ladies doling out treats?



Or just somewhere to drop a dookie?

There is or has been porno in that hedge

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drunk mutt
Jul 5, 2011

I just think they're neat

The Bloop posted:

There is or has been porno in that hedge

There is a porno in this post.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath posted:

Great place to smoke weed in that hedge

Oh so it is an entrance to a magical realm with talking animals and old ladies giving out candy.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


The Bloop posted:

There is or has been porno in that hedge

Is hedge porn like the UK version of woods porn?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Loden Taylor posted:

Watching the video, it looks like she either doesn't notice the injury or doesn't care; she stumbles through the finish line then she's up and walking around, waiting for the judges to announce the winner.

Probably the adrenaline and maybe it was one of those sharp cuts that just ignore the pain receptors for a bit.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Mister Speaker posted:

You ever seen Cronenberg's Crash?

Nope, cronenberg is a blind spot for me. Where should I start?

https://twitter.com/DowntownLAScan/status/1559375619963568129?t=-dKZaIf8HYW0AEGYcNRu1g&s=19

I dont want to spoil anything but this does have some nudity

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Where the gently caress is he going lmao

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Oscar Wild posted:

Nope, cronenberg is a blind spot for me. Where should I start?

https://twitter.com/DowntownLAScan/status/1559375619963568129?t=-dKZaIf8HYW0AEGYcNRu1g&s=19

I dont want to spoil anything but this does have some nudity

Oh great, it's the AI apocalypse.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Liquid Chicken posted:

Who wants to enter the hedge?



Is it an entrance to a mystical land with talking animals and ladies doling out treats?



Or just somewhere to drop a dookie?

This owns though

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Milo and POTUS posted:

Where the gently caress is he going lmao

I mean, if you get caught nude in a car accident, your best option is probably just going to be owning it

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Milo and POTUS posted:

Where the gently caress is he going lmao

“Elsewhere”

Alternate answer

“To find more drugs”

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Milo and POTUS posted:

Where the gently caress is he going lmao

If Reagan had never been president: to get some help

But LOL we hosed that one up

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

Where the gently caress is he going lmao

Looking for John Connor

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Yaldabaoth posted:

This image is from a pub:



Kind of like the idea of drinking at a bar while demonic moons look down on me and have different reactions to my alcoholism.

Those are former patrons. You’ll be among their number, soon. The Quickening is at hand!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Liquid Chicken posted:

Who wants to enter the hedge?



Is it an entrance to a mystical land with talking animals and ladies doling out treats?



Or just somewhere to drop a dookie?

*enters the hedge*

Smells like sex in here.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Oscar Wild posted:

Nope, cronenberg is a blind spot for me. Where should I start?





Start with the Fly, Scanners, Videodrome. Brood is pretty good too, but can be a little slow. Dead Ringers , Crash and Crimes of the Future are more sexual than body horror. Existenz is Matrix-y before the Matrix came out. History of Violence and Eastern Promises are great, but not"cronenburgian" in that theres no ear people heads exploding, but very good. Cap it off with Cosmopolis. Robert Pattinson's best role. Better than The Lighthouse imo. Really you cant miss with Cronenburg, dude is drat near batting 1000

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://twitter.com/SanguinaryNovel/status/1559735679525036035

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Finally it's the Ideas Man's time to shine

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Start with the Fly, Scanners, Videodrome. Brood is pretty good too, but can be a little slow. Dead Ringers , Crash and Crimes of the Future are more sexual than body horror. Existenz is Matrix-y before the Matrix came out. History of Violence and Eastern Promises are great, but not"cronenburgian" in that theres no ear people heads exploding, but very good. Cap it off with Cosmopolis. Robert Pattinson's best role. Better than The Lighthouse imo. Really you cant miss with Cronenburg, dude is drat near batting 1000

Oh so scanners is cronenburg? Great, Thanks.

Lighthouse was super good and Pattinson is a good actor. If you offered me twilight I would have taken it too. Shoe-horning actors based on source material is dumb.

https://twitter.com/bbychakra/status/1559889543318347777?t=Zj9cQw5l-I6Gp16nkLnyWA&s=19

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Start with the Fly, Scanners, Videodrome. Brood is pretty good too, but can be a little slow. Dead Ringers , Crash and Crimes of the Future are more sexual than body horror. Existenz is Matrix-y before the Matrix came out. History of Violence and Eastern Promises are great, but not"cronenburgian" in that theres no ear people heads exploding, but very good. Cap it off with Cosmopolis. Robert Pattinson's best role. Better than The Lighthouse imo. Really you cant miss with Cronenburg, dude is drat near batting 1000

You forgot Naked Lunch, which is drugs Cronenberg.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ah so that was him in the car?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Oscar Wild posted:

I dont want to spoil anything but this does have some nudity

Maybe he poo poo himself when he crashed, and decided being naked was better than being lovely?

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
My guess is that he was sleeping with the police chief’s wife and had to make a hasty exit. Once he wrecked he knew there wasn’t anything to do but keep putting distance between himself and the fuzz.

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Inceltown posted:

Looking for John Connor

The very second I thought "Terminator", the guy in the video said it out loud :)

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Waffle! posted:

Is hedge porn like the UK version of woods porn?

dunno hearing about their weather it seems like soon they won't have woods or hedges or crops or any of that

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Facebook Aunt posted:

Maybe he poo poo himself when he crashed, and decided being naked was better than being lovely?

Just didn't want to eat a stupid 6er for some man-rear end.

Mods please probe me for posting man-rear end

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
there's nothing probable about that rear end, sad to say

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Probable cause

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Oscar Wild posted:

Nope, cronenberg is a blind spot for me. Where should I start?

https://twitter.com/DowntownLAScan/status/1559375619963568129?t=-dKZaIf8HYW0AEGYcNRu1g&s=19

I dont want to spoil anything but this does have some nudity

He's the only one who can stop this guy

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Radio Paranoia posted:

He's the only one who can stop this guy



New Terminator movie?

Anyway

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Three naked men just walking down the road

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Cursed headline/story

https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1560197212243578881

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.

Oscar Wild posted:

Nope, cronenberg is a blind spot for me. Where should I start?

https://twitter.com/DowntownLAScan/status/1559375619963568129?t=-dKZaIf8HYW0AEGYcNRu1g&s=19

I dont want to spoil anything but this does have some nudity

Jason Russell continues the search for Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


There is nothing I respect less than the hustle

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Prompt Engineer: Why am I being laid off?
Meta Prompt Engineer: We trained an AI to do your job.
Meta Meta Prompt Engineer: *taps Meta Prompt Engineer on the shoulder* I have some bad news.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
How much do you think they'll give me for "Frasier Crane motocross race in clown shoes"?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyUiGrqETt8

I like Fascinating Horror's thumbnails because they look like pictures you would see on Jones' Soda bottles if they fully embraced the creepiness.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dead Kids: Buy 'Em By The Case!

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
A prophecy of doom is bascically the same as a curse, right?
https://twitter.com/wattleiwear/status/1560114096431071232?s=20&t=Xn_jZKYGkQ7MWg7eA6_KaQ

Hunger Stone The recent droughts in Europe once again made visible the "Hunger Stones" in some Czech and German rivers. These stones were used to mark desperately low river levels that would forecast famines.
This one, in the Elbe river, is from 1616 and says: "If you see me, cry


Twitter's embedding feature is also cursed.

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
My daughter is visiting relatives in Bohemia right now and they had to cancel a kayaking trip on the Moldau because the part they were going to be on was too low

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