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The thing Adrian Chiles never writes about is that he is an absolute world of poo poo with HMRC who are still pursuing him relentlessly for millions of pounds despite him winning the initial case.
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Maybe he is, if you read through the cryptography of his columns.
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Aug 18, 2022 10:53
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They do read like some sort of cry for help alright
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Aug 18, 2022 10:55
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So Chiles columns are like all those lovely movies that Robert de Niro made to pay off his tax bill? Makes sense with the low effort.
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keep punching joe posted:So Chiles columns are like all those lovely movies that Robert de Niro made to pay off his tax bill? Makes sense with the low effort. Exactly the right level of effort expended on The Guardian, I admire him even more, voice of a nation
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Aug 18, 2022 11:08
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forkboy84 posted:Exactly the right level of effort expended on The Guardian, I admire him even more, voice of a nation Welcome to Tiny Train World, Winston
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Aug 18, 2022 11:11
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lol nice try lads https://twitter.com/royalmailnews/status/1560195307757096962
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Aug 18, 2022 11:33
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In other interesting Celeb HMRC news. I hear that two extremely well known celebrities are quietly bankrolling one of the other lesser celeb cases currently being dragged through the courts in the hope that a win takes the heat off them
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smellmycheese posted:In other interesting Celeb HMRC news. I hear that two extremely well known celebrities are quietly bankrolling one of the other lesser celeb cases currently being dragged through the courts in the hope that a win takes the heat off them And when you hear this, I'm assuming you know the names but can't say them for legal reasons?
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Aug 18, 2022 11:37
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Tesseraction posted:And when you hear this, I'm assuming you know the names but can't say them for legal reasons? Crisps and Toothbrush
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Aug 18, 2022 12:33
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so one of them is Lineker or Owen
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excellent stuff https://mobile.twitter.com/Geri_E_L_Scott/status/1560200949687255041
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Aug 18, 2022 12:43
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The things that rich people think will make them 'relatable'. Just say you don't really go to McDonald's. Nobody thinks you do. Christ.
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Aug 18, 2022 12:44
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I do love to go to the McDondals, I've had a McRib for breakfast every day since 2006.
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Aug 18, 2022 12:48
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HopperUK posted:The things that rich people think will make them 'relatable'. Just say you don't really go to McDonald's. Nobody thinks you do. Christ. Could go either way. Jeremy Corbyn didn’t know who Ant and/or Dec was and for a minute it looked like it would sink him quicker than the antisemitism smears. Though that’s more to do with it being Corbyn, obviously. E: Jesus Christ this country’s media really did lose its mind in 2015-19, didn’t it https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/765862427070259200?s=21&t=fNeHax1abMQXQ4SL4P6KyQ https://twitter.com/toryfibs/status/765931129073496064?s=21&t=fNeHax1abMQXQ4SL4P6KyQ https://twitter.com/thestaggers/status/765864857593864192?s=21&t=fNeHax1abMQXQ4SL4P6KyQ Answers Me fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Aug 18, 2022 |
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Aug 18, 2022 12:49
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Maybe there's an exclusive VIP for posh cunts where you can get all the discontinued classics, and the tiramisu McFlurry lives on
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Aug 18, 2022 12:50
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HopperUK posted:The things that rich people think will make them 'relatable'. Just say you don't really go to McDonald's. Nobody thinks you do. Christ. "I don't go to McDonald's, it gives me the runs" would have been a much better, and relatable, answer.
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Answers Me posted:Could go either way. Jeremy Corbyn didn’t know who Ant and/or Dec was and for a minute it looked like it would sink him quicker than the antisemitism smears. Though that’s more to do with it being Corbyn, obviously. It's the caring that does people in. Just shrug and say you don't know or care what a Nandos is and move on.
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Aug 18, 2022 12:51
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Remember when Corbyn was too busy gushing about an episode of Coronation Street to the make-up people that he had to run to his actual live interview and arrived literally seconds before the cameras cut to him.
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There's a bunch of these now, someone higher up is clearly furiously brainstorming them and yelling at some poor intern to tidy them up and post them out.
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Aug 18, 2022 12:57
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smellmycheese posted:Crisps and Toothbrush Expect you'll be getting a call from representatives of Brian Royster and Barry Colgate any second now
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raifield posted:"I don't go to McDonald's, it gives me the runs" would have been a much better, and relatable, answer. As would "my faith forbids the eating of dogs and rats".
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Aug 18, 2022 12:59
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thank goodness we didn't vote for the jam man
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the sex ghost posted:Expect you'll be getting a call from representatives of Brian Royster and Barry Colgate any second now Journeyman Italian footballer Robert Acquafresca isn't exactly a household name and I'm not sure what hold HMRC would have on him but it's a funny old world.
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Aug 18, 2022 13:03
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I doubt I could recognise Anton Deck and I think the last time I was in McDonald's you were allowed to smoke. Would be a terrible prime minister.
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Aug 18, 2022 13:12
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If all that's needed to be PM is a knowledge of shite pop culture and a love of garbage fast food, I expect to be God-Pharoah by Sunday.
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Tesseraction posted:thank goodness we didn't vote for the jam man lol this country is toast
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raifield posted:"I don't go to McDonald's, it gives me the runs" would have been a much better, and relatable, answer.
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Barry Foster posted:lol this country is toast That's how you make the mould safe to eat.
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Reddit is a shithole, but I came across this thread and it made for depressing reading: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/wrci0q/people_who_dont_like_foreigners_moving_to_the/ The top theme seems to be “people speaking a language I don’t understand” and “people having their own culture undermines ours”. Ah yes, English culture.
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HopperUK posted:The things that rich people think will make them 'relatable'. Just say you don't really go to McDonald's. Nobody thinks you do. Christ. https://twitter.com/ellievhall/status/1372236072613261313 Answers Me posted:https://twitter.com/thestaggers/status/765864857593864192?s=21&t=fNeHax1abMQXQ4SL4P6KyQ Tesseraction posted:thank goodness we didn't vote for the jam man Don't eat moldy bread, don't breathe near moldy bread, throw it straight in the bin.
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Guavanaut posted:Don't eat moldy bread, don't breathe near moldy bread, throw it straight in the bin. poo poo my kid ate a few bites of moldy bread a week ago, didn't look closely enough and said it tasted funny, looked on the other side and it was moldy AF 
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smellmycheese posted:In other interesting Celeb HMRC news. I hear that two extremely well known celebrities are quietly bankrolling one of the other lesser celeb cases currently being dragged through the courts in the hope that a win takes the heat off them IR35 is a loving mess I really do want all those tax dodging cunts to get their tax bills but there are more holes in that legislation the colander made of holes
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Tesseraction posted:excellent stuff https://mobile.twitter.com/Geri_E_L_Scott/status/1560200949687255041 what the gently caress why did they stop doing the wrap
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 His Divine Shadow posted:poo poo my kid ate a few bites of moldy bread a week ago, didn't look closely enough and said it tasted funny, looked on the other side and it was moldy AF If you keep doing it though, it increases your risk of cancers and immune system disorders, even if the Express says it's patriotic. If there's any visible mold then it's already threaded mycelium through the whole slice if it's sliced bread. Bin. Of course for the average age of an Express reader it's probably only going to cost them about 1 quality adjusted life-week, the issue is they want to normalize that poo poo for the rest of us.
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First candidate to confirm their support for the £2.50 greggs breakfast gets my vote
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I have a pencillin allergy so I'm not taking any chances with mouldy food.OwlFancier posted:what the gently caress why did they stop doing the wrap Because it is 2022, and we can't have nice things. In all seriousness, I think McDonalds got rid of all breakfast items that required folded eggs/scrambled egg mix. In doing so, they utterly ruined their breakfast menu and did me a massive favour.
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And by my vote I of course mean not my vote because I'm not allowed to choose the prime minister. That would be silly
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Ah yes, HIGNFY remembered they're meant to make jokes about the people in charge https://twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1560199689001226240?s=21&t=SVQZjlXtzSGkQ3dguWgZRA
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Reckon no matter what results this lad gets he's a smart one https://twitter.com/haaarryb/status/1559955927343763459
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