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i love my wife very much and look forward to seeing her when she gets home from work
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A pioneer of the Fifth-wave 
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Evbro Broales
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el supremo bro
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Talking to my wife on her lunch break now (she's ordering food so we're not talking right this second) :3
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thje wife zone
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Laterite posted:george lopez divorced his wife after she donated a kidney to him lmao 
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what are the chances you get married to a kidney match? i wonder if that would skeeve people out in the "what if we're secretly related" way
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i say swears online posted:what are the chances you get married to a kidney match? i wonder if that would skeeve people out in the "what if we're secretly related" way my wife shares my blood type, but we probably don't match much closer than that because she has nonwhite family but i checked to see if i was a match for her dad when he needed bone marrow because we're both honks
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Lib and let die posted:if i were ever an organ donor match for someone i know i would be the worst person to get an organ from because i don't know if i could resist reminding that person that "i'm inside you" at the most socially inappropriate times if I donated an organ I'd guilt-trip the receiver for the rest of my life
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Filthy Hans posted:if I donated an organ I'd guilt-trip the receiver for the rest of my life Understandably!
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i say swears online posted:what are the chances you get married to a kidney match? i wonder if that would skeeve people out in the "what if we're secretly related" way once you're married it's too late to care about being second cousins once removed imo
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indigi posted:once you're married it's too late to care about being second cousins once removed imo Lmao to this as well
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Karl Barks posted:Be sure to watch to the end Very very potent.
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i'm currently recovering from extensive nerve damage, sounds like i need to start drinking my bros' precum like yesterday or does it need to only be my own precum? hmmm that would interfere with my essence retention H.P. Hovercraft has issued a correction as of 00:31 on Aug 19, 2022 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i'm currently recovering from extensive nerve damage, sounds like i need to start drinking my bros' precum like yesterday It is your own precum mixed with your urine. Add a little aged urine and this may regrow your nerves.
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Lib and let die posted:if your wife isn't your best bro you hosed up imo
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i'm currently recovering from extensive nerve damage, sounds like i need to start drinking my bros' precum like yesterday https://vimeo.com/492249257
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Lib and let die posted:if your wife isn't your best bro you hosed up imo
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:having a wife is gay No. It's not.
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:having a wife is gay when you really think about it yeah
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:having a wife is gay Depends on if you have bros to fraternally sharpen your iron with
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:having a wife is gay living with any woman is basically the same thing as being gay not dudes though, that's obviously the opposite
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apparently they don’t have Starbucks but they’re getting Tim hortons. I thought they were Canada only but they have a bunch of stores in Southeast Asia? seems kind of funny to me as I never thought of hortons as a Global Brand. https://www.worldcoffeeportal.com/Latest/News/2022/May/Tim-Hortons-plans-first-store-in-Pakistan-this-yea
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im definitely having a bromance machista for evo rn
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