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Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCJo-pp1_mo

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Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
saw another youtube video saying the goverment is regulating moon cake prices....lol...sure

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
https://mobile.twitter.com/SixthTone/status/1560250632577159168

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Charles Bukowski posted:

I'd go live in an old house in a Japanese village if the internet was good. I'm sure I can pick up some Japanese, I've watched a couple of animes in my day. Hello, renkin no jutsu soka koka. They could attach a plow share to my big gaijin shoulders, that would be fun.

japanese internet is really really really loving good and you don't have to live in an urban area to benefit. they aren't comcastic barbarians like america and canada

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



yaffle posted:

An ex-student of mine is currently wandering around Japan making short films about people who are moving to the countryside, mostly to farm in unusual ways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFaY13f6UI0

This guy owns and appears to be some sort of sinister foreigner like myself; wonder how hard it is to do this sort of thing as a foreigner in Japan? I wouldn't mind trying it for a few years, anyway--and I've got past farming experience, too.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?



You laugh now but when that local official gets his Nobel prize for discovering that gills are a globalist conspiracy and fish have had lungs this whole time, you'll be sorry.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Pham Nuwen posted:

This guy owns and appears to be some sort of sinister foreigner like myself; wonder how hard it is to do this sort of thing as a foreigner in Japan? I wouldn't mind trying it for a few years, anyway--and I've got past farming experience, too.

It's time for Goon Farm.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Meme Poker Party posted:

It's time for Goon Farm.

Absolutely not. A dozen goons volunteering to make the wiki we don't even need, meanwhile I'm just begging somebody to go feed the pigs already.

edit: everybody keeps showing ants to the draft horse hoping he'll die

Pham Nuwen fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Aug 18, 2022

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Imagine four pigs at the edge of a trough. Feeding works the same way.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Goon Farm
just sounds nasty
Goon Farm
pretty much is

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
goon farm: chabuduo with gaijin characteristics

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
that's redundant; goon is english for chabuduo

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Grand Fromage posted:

You laugh now but when that local official gets his Nobel prize for discovering that gills are a globalist conspiracy and fish have had lungs this whole time, you'll be sorry.

Nah Aristotle is already on record saying it's impossible that fish could breathe through their gills

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah I like visiting rural Japan but I wouldn't want to live there long term. I could do a year maybe.

I'm building a house in rural Japan over the next year or so. I'll keep you updated and document my subsequent descent into madness.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Gabriel Grub posted:

I'm building a house in rural Japan over the next year or so. I'll keep you updated and document my subsequent descent into madness.

Can I be your sister house?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Pham Nuwen posted:

This guy owns and appears to be some sort of sinister foreigner like myself; wonder how hard it is to do this sort of thing as a foreigner in Japan? I wouldn't mind trying it for a few years, anyway--and I've got past farming experience, too.

I thought Japan made it incredibly hard for foreigners to get residency?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


MarcusSA posted:

I thought Japan made it incredibly hard for foreigners to get residency?

Immigrating to Japan isn't easy but it's doable, even without getting married. Takes a long time and lot of work though.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

Immigrating to Japan isn't easy but it's doable, even without getting married. Takes a long time and lot of work though.

Can you own one of these properties and not have residency?

Seems cool but incredibly difficult

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Herstory Begins Now posted:

that's redundant; goon is english for chabuduo

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


MarcusSA posted:

Can you own one of these properties and not have residency?

Seems cool but incredibly difficult

Yep. You can go buy property in Japan right now on a tourist visa if you wanted to, there's no law against it. You're not going to be able to get bank financing of course unless you have some kind of stability (though I don't think you need PR) but if you just roll up with a suitcase of cash and straight up buy the place like you're in Yakuza 0, you can do it.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



MarcusSA posted:

Can you own one of these properties and not have residency?

Seems cool but incredibly difficult
Yeah you can, but it also doesn't help in getting residency - which, if it's anything like here, means you'll either be bound to an employer for several years on a working visa, or you'll be forced to leave the country periodically whenever your visa runs out (but not for too long because then you're not trying hard enough to live in the country!)

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Japan's working visa situation is pretty unusual, the visa is yours and not tied to your employer. You can get a job, get a visa issued, then quit day one and your work visa is still valid for the full year or whatever. I've talked to people who did that with ESL schools to get in the country then went to work at a ramen shop or whatever they were actually interested in learning.

I don't know if that's an old loophole that's been closed but as far as I know it's still how it works.

Also when you apply for a work visa you have no idea how many years you will get, it's just random. Which is kind of funny if you're not the one playing visa roulette hoping for a five year.

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004

Grand Fromage posted:

I've talked to people who did that with ESL schools to get in the country then went to work at a ramen shop or whatever they were actually interested in learning.

If they stopped attending school to work they risked detention, expulsion, and ban.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Gabriel Grub posted:

If they stopped attending school to work they risked detention, expulsion, and ban.

As I said, work visa. Not education visa.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Also, (and forgive me for continuing the nitpicky Japanese work visas derail), there are different kinds of work visas.

I started working in Hokkaido this March. I arrived on an "Instructor" Visa, and was working in mainly Junior High Schools and Elementary Schools and all was good. But then the local Board of Education added Nursery Schools, Kindergartens, a High School and an Adults class at the Town Hall to my schedule, (I work in a rural area, so as the foreign teacher, they want to spread me around as far as they can), so I had to go down to the regional immigration office to get my visa status changes before it was legal for me to do so. (Something about "instructors" being allowed to work in certain types of schools, but you need a "Specialist in Humanities/International Services" visa for other types of schools.)

Whilst not difficult, it is not as easy as you would think to just come over to Japan and work/buy property etc.

But hey, China. What a great place eh? I still kinda miss the baozhi I would get from an old lady and her cart in Fuzhou. Also the weird oily bread and egg thing I would have for breakfast most days in Chengdu. I don't miss the political oppression, nasty stares I would get whenever I walked outside, thin layer of grime/construction dust that covered everything, or insane bureaucracy that I had to deal with in my 2 1/2 years there though.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Okay but have you bought a farm yet?

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004

Grand Fromage posted:

As I said, work visa. Not education visa.

Work visa you're still supposed to continue the activity it was granted for. You can't come in to work as a teacher then decide to work in food service instead. Not legally anyway.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Gabriel Grub posted:

Work visa you're still supposed to continue the activity it was granted for. You can't come in to work as a teacher then decide to work in food service instead. Not legally anyway.

Can you switch schools without having to get a new visa? That'd still be a lot less restrictive than Korea or China. I think Taiwan work visas are pretty flexible too, I've heard similar stories there.

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004

Grand Fromage posted:

Can you switch schools without having to get a new visa? That'd still be a lot less restrictive than Korea or China. I think Taiwan work visas are pretty flexible too, I've heard similar stories there.

You can move schools and employers as long as you stay in your lane. You can even get a second job, as long as it's in the approved area and first job agrees.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


That is nice. Once you get a job in Korea or China they own your rear end and if it sucks enough and you can't talk them into releasing you your only way out is the old midnight run to the airport.

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004
A lot of Japanese employers try to imply that, and will threaten to call immigration if you quit. But in reality they have no power over that, and in fact you can even go register for unemployment and the public job listings.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I'd take a job on a Japanese farm and I don't even speak Japanese. Sounds interesting.

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'd take a job on a Japanese farm and I don't even speak Japanese. Sounds interesting.

If you have access to a working holiday visa, no problem. Plenty of places will take you. Otherwise, you'll need a degree in farming or ten years experience, plus a specific farm offering an employment contract.

If you're southeast Asian there's a "trainee" visa program for manual labor, but those guys DO own your rear end and there is a lot of abuse.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
So didnt we get goon farm with that goon in Hawaii building the eco camp? that ended with him getting parasites from dirty water?

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Fur20 posted:

japanese internet is really really really loving good and you don't have to live in an urban area to benefit. they aren't comcastic barbarians like america and canada

How fast is it? I live rurally in Finland but still got fiber thanks to public projects started in the 2000s, but I "only" get 150/150mpbs for my 30 bucks a month. More than I actually ever use tbh, but I know fiber can go a lot higher.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
i think i got 800mbps both up and down in the inaka. i had slower speeds when i was in the city lol

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Grand Fromage posted:

Can you switch schools without having to get a new visa? That'd still be a lot less restrictive than Korea or China. I think Taiwan work visas are pretty flexible too, I've heard similar stories there.

Places can gently caress with you if they want to, but you can try the labor department on them. Doesn't mean no one gets screwed over. Your visa is tied entirely to your job, including your job's name and address on your ARC. Once you get the permanent residency card that goes away and you can be a lot more flexible on what you can do and where you go.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

His Divine Shadow posted:

How fast is it? I live rurally in Finland but still got fiber thanks to public projects started in the 2000s, but I "only" get 150/150mpbs for my 30 bucks a month. More than I actually ever use tbh, but I know fiber can go a lot higher.

We would pay over $100 a month for the same service in Canada.

Gabriel Grub
Dec 18, 2004

GoutPatrol posted:

Places can gently caress with you if they want to, but you can try the labor department on them. Doesn't mean no one gets screwed over. Your visa is tied entirely to your job, including your job's name and address on your ARC. Once you get the permanent residency card that goes away and you can be a lot more flexible on what you can do and where you go.

Alien Registration Cards don't exist anymore, but even when they did, I don't recall employer information being on there. If there is a change in employment, including becoming unemployed, you're supposed to inform immigration, but it doesn't immediately invalidate the status or anything.

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GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Gabriel Grub posted:

Alien Registration Cards don't exist anymore, but even when they did, I don't recall employer information being on there. If there is a change in employment, including becoming unemployed, you're supposed to inform immigration, but it doesn't immediately invalidate the status or anything.

I'm talking about Taiwan, not Japan.

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