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I know some of you browsing GBS are just as hyperactive as me and I want to hear about that weird poo poo you're on right now Me, I've been really into squarks these days. At least once a day I just gotta go like "SQUAAAARK" like a rare tropical bird. I usually do it right after brushing my teeth in the morning Its time to be vulnerable. Tell me and the world about your weird poo poo
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 06:13 |
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I've only eaten nails and screws for fourteen months.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:16 |
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I'm also addicted to rearranging the pantry. It's real fuckked up!
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:18 |
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i haven’t eaten a single nail or screw for the past 14 months. don’t worry, i’m under doctor supervision and my vitals are still normal.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:19 |
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I also haven't nailed or screwed
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:20 |
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been really iinto serial murdering prostitutes
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:33 |
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Reading threads by Wizard Master
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:38 |
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Big Beef City posted:Reading threads by Wizard Master fuckin freak poo poo
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:39 |
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I get ALL the way down
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:45 |
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I realized that despite knowing the melodies for a lot of songs, the only ones I can sing the lyrics to from memory are Amazing Grace and a really filthy sea shanty, and the social occasions on which I might be called upon to sing those are pretty mutually exclusive. So I've been trying to memorize a song a day, ideally ones that don't require musical accompaniment, on the off-chance that I ever go back in time and have to make a living as a traveling musician, which is something that I worry about.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:45 |
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Buttchocks posted:I realized that despite knowing the melodies for a lot of songs, the only ones I can sing the lyrics to from memory are Amazing Grace and a really filthy sea shanty, and the social occasions on which I might be called upon to sing those are pretty mutually exclusive. So I've been trying to memorize a song a day, ideally ones that don't require musical accompaniment, on the off-chance that I ever go back in time and have to make a living as a traveling musician, which is something that I worry about. that sounds like a lot of work, I'd rather just continue being the weird guy who doesn't know any song lyrics
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:47 |
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I wander around my house practicing tibetan throat singing at my dogs while I'm taking a break from working from home. Honestly, I've gotten real weird over the last two-ish years.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:58 |
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Lately I've been going inside my own head, I can see the neurons and the cosmic light of consciousness that lives inside all of us (it's blue)
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 06:16 |
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Buttchocks posted:I realized that despite knowing the melodies for a lot of songs, the only ones I can sing the lyrics to from memory are Amazing Grace and a really filthy sea shanty, and the social occasions on which I might be called upon to sing those are pretty mutually exclusive. So I've been trying to memorize a song a day, ideally ones that don't require musical accompaniment, on the off-chance that I ever go back in time and have to make a living as a traveling musician, which is something that I worry about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjo8h5qLpU0 (just for my own amusement, there's no way I was even close)
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 06:23 |
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I've been posting on some weird-rear end dead gay forum on the Internet
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 06:44 |
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I sing rage against the machine songs in the shower but in whatever genre Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy is. A lot of them work really well.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 07:00 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I've been posting on some weird-rear end dead gay forum on the Internet
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 07:02 |
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ive been putting mayo on both pieces of bread, instead of just the one
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 08:02 |
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I havent been farting.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 08:05 |
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Been getting really into gangstalking
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 08:10 |
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i jerked it to golden girls yesterday1
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 08:12 |
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Wondering if UFOs exist in the Pixar Cars universe, and if so does alien abduction occur? Are the UFOs sentient UFOs or are there smaller UFO inside the mothership? Do they probe the cars when they're abducted. Is their a Cart Bell who hosts a paranormal show from the desert? Is there an Axle Jones screaming into his mic about the deep quaker state conspiracy?
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 08:44 |
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Finding out that a full month of codeine that my doctor prescribed to me following a surgery will gently caress me up for a long time and enjoying days of drowsiness, sleepiness and worrying about losing my job by having zero productivity as I'm sweating bullets due to codeine withdrawal effect.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 08:46 |
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:i jerked it to golden girls yesterday1
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 08:46 |
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Watching anime
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 09:03 |
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:i jerked it to golden girls yesterday1 this is the thread for weird stuff
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 09:07 |
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Why hasn't Hollywood done a Golden Girls prequel series? Jamie Lee Curtis, Madonna, Elvira, and Stifler's Mom. Set it like 2-3 years before the start of the original series.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 09:25 |
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I think you mean 20-30 years before the original series, right?
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 10:21 |
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Sid Vicious posted:been really iinto serial murdering prostitutes Do you mean you've been really into committing serial murders against prostitutes, or do you mean you are really into prostitutes who are serial murderers.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 10:53 |
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I have been increasing my collection of Orbs
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 11:08 |
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Been breeding flowers to get new interesting colors
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 11:30 |
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I like tinkering with ancient computers that should have gone to e-recycling decades ago.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 13:45 |
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Brother Tadger posted:Been getting really into gangstalking Giving or receiving?
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 13:51 |
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attaching those little cararbineers to everything I own. keys, water bottle, knife, coffee mug, scissors, beer mug, wireless router, ... yuuup all gettin' a carabineer
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 13:56 |
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I've been wiping back to front. Like waaaay up front to like my bellybutton.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 13:58 |
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To me it feels like the world itself has become some weird rear end fever dream, so I guess simply living in this world counts as doing weird rear end poo poo.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 14:20 |
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I spend three to four hours a day scouring the internet for food items shaped like Ric Flair.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 14:24 |
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i just can't drink the watery milk they sell at grocery stores without boiling it down a bit.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 14:26 |
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Work 40-50 hours a week for a small portion of the value I create for someone else.
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# ? Aug 19, 2022 14:26 |
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Anyone else ever push the head of their schlong back down into the shaft? if you keep rolling the skin forward and sliding the head of your cock back I think it'll like invert inside your body. Heard about this once on TV. Some tribe in New Guinea does it. Been too afraid to fully commit to it and turn my dick inside out. Anyone ever gone full inside-out-dick?
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