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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Cartoon Man posted:

Elephant shitter’s clogged:

https://imgur.com/kQGwb6Z

(:nms:)
That must have felt extremely satisfying.

The elephant probably felt good too :haw:

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Murdstone posted:

That must have felt extremely satisfying.

The elephant probably felt good too :haw:

That zoo should hire fetishists who will pay to be there.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure
That elephant is no bull frog

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That zoo should hire fetishists who will pay to be there.

They already do. They’re called volunteers.

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
dentist: "so, have you been flossing?"

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Surprised no one has posted this yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2W6V6Nn5wU

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

oh man he's got those papers covered in jizz, wtf.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Omg yes

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


Those are the eyes of a man who is daring you to say something.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

I love channel 5 but this is not the way to get me to crack and support your patreon.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

I love channel 5 but this is not the way to get me to crack and support your patreon.

Yeah I can confidently say I've seen all that I need of this

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Devils Affricate posted:

Yeah I can confidently say I've seen all that I need of this

:same:

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That zoo should hire fetishists who will pay to be there.

Everything to do with it.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

monkeytennis posted:

Everything to do with it.

whats this mean

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
It’s a very cursed phrase from when goons discovered fetlife or some other disgusting internet hell hole.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh.

I thought they meant petting the capybaras. As in, "all of the capybaras".

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Kinda wanna see his poop routine now.

Show me what you do with the poop shiny man

Recite the chemicals of poop. Lay it on me, the full litany

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Aug 20, 2022

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

limp_cheese posted:

Those are the eyes of a man who is daring you to say something.

gen pop piss yogi is gross

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Milo and POTUS posted:

whats this mean

Crazy Horse Girls/Guys/Persons get jobs, too

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Juicy anal workout

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Some of these nu-new age people must be eating their own poo poo right, or on the cusp of thinking about it.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Waste energy? I don't THINK so

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

Olewithmilk posted:

Some of these nu-new age people must be eating their own poo poo right, or on the cusp of thinking about it.

Will they use knife and fork to eat it like dinner or just pick it up like a terrible snickers

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Teratrain posted:

Will they use knife and fork to eat it like dinner or just pick it up like a terrible snickers

They load it into a special holder so they can eat it Push-Pop style.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you have to press it to extract the essential juices

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Gwenyth paltrow staring at the camera extolling the virtues of closed system dieting with a dookie log on a bespoke dining set.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


This scares me.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
that is a very large iud

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
thankfully this failed device became the amazingly useful device we all use today:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

thankfully this failed device became the amazingly useful device we all use today:


Images you can hear

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Olewithmilk posted:

Some of these nu-new age people must be eating their own poo poo right, or on the cusp of thinking about it.

Buncha nu-metal jackasses sitting around drinking their own blood, like a bunch of perverts

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


Are these people intentionally trying to get our pets to eat their turds?

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Lmfao, is that Mehmet Oz???

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