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Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

chitoryu12 posted:

I showed this to my mom. The slide has been there at least since she was a teenager and this is a regular occurrence depending on the waxing and the weight of the guests.

Is the thing metal? Wouldn't that still annihilate your rear end even if it wasn't super waxed?

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Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/g589696.mp4

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Captain Beans posted:

Is the thing metal? Wouldn't that still annihilate your rear end even if it wasn't super waxed?

Yes, and it gets extremely hot in the summer too! She noted that the off-kilter railing has been that way since like the 70s and still hasn't been fixed.

Apparently the only way to go down the slide is to lean forward and keep your arms either crossed over your chest or tightly down against your legs inside the sack. This centers your gravity enough and keeps you stiff enough to minimize airtime. If you don't, regardless of how waxed the slide is, you'll go tumbling down like these guys.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

No blood or anything, the "NOW WHAT?" moment around 1:30 is great.

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1560973586684338176?s=20&t=zzB2EkSLXQFYqNNBOH8YxQ

Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012



The Clint's Reptiles interview video with her is a really interesting discussion on how the whole thing happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSeoTtUiytU

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/5TnAWpa.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Confirmed: Alligators are no fun at parties.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

"Chinese buildings fall over on their own all the time. Anyone should be able to demolish one with little problem"

Chinese Demolition Company: "Hold my beer"

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

By popular demand posted:

Confirmed: Alligators are no fun at parties.

Someone's never been to a party in Florida.

I'd be mad enough to bite, too, if someone took me from my comfortable swamp against my will to loving Utah.

At least the gators in Colorado get to hang out in a hot spring all day.

E: the Happy Gilmore gator is out here in the SLV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzpBpoCFH2U

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 20, 2022

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Mr. Nice! posted:

real structural integrity comes from concrete block construction. bricks look pretty, but if you want something to really stand the test of time you need 10" concrete walls.
Weak stuff. Go for the gold standard monolithic carving. Single piece housing.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Totally expected that store to be in Kentucky. Nope! Massachusetts.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



mobby_6kl posted:

The needle is a bit :stonklol: but makes sense that this is exactly how you'd do it

https://i.imgur.com/do7WyIl.mp4
wow thats an incredible process to see

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



holy poo poo dude got an adhoc lesson in how to safely get away once you already committed to wrestling the gator

is the person coaching him to sit up the person that was bit?

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

mobby_6kl posted:

The needle is a bit :stonklol: but makes sense that this is exactly how you'd do it

https://i.imgur.com/do7WyIl.mp4

The forbidden licorice whip.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

mobby_6kl posted:

The needle is a bit :stonklol: but makes sense that this is exactly how you'd do it

https://i.imgur.com/do7WyIl.mp4

The Fid of God

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Rigged Death Trap posted:

You have 2 dogs in 1

Technically he's 5/8 Corgi, and equal parts Australian shepherd, Shetland sheepdog, and American Eskimo. He really just looks like like a corgi painted like an Australian shepherd though.

Definitely is a clever little poo poo like my friend's American Eskimo, but that doesn't come across in most pictures.

Here he is curled up on a blanket he has claimed because it has corgis on it:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

KoRMaK posted:

holy poo poo dude got an adhoc lesson in how to safely get away once you already committed to wrestling the gator

is the person coaching him to sit up the person that was bit?

2 more things.

1 minute in does he throw goop at the phone cam person to make them stop?

What does she say at 2 minutes in? Sounds like "You're not bleeding are you?" but he seems confused.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Just a reminder that curing concrete can burn the poo poo out of you.


Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Is vegan milk not more expensive than cow milk?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't try to logic out of this one, it's PETA.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

2 more things.

1 minute in does he throw goop at the phone cam person to make them stop?

What does she say at 2 minutes in? Sounds like "You're not bleeding are you?" but he seems confused.

I think he’s throwing his sunglasses and phone out of the water, and it does sound like she asks if he’s bleeding. I didn’t watch the interview posted about it but it looks like she’s got a protective glove on and wasn’t pierced, so she knew she didn’t put any blood in the water. If he was bleeding it might have been more difficult to scramble out without the gater going nuts.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Phanatic posted:

Just a reminder that curing concrete can burn the poo poo out of you.




I hope she has good ankle support inside that cement.

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

LawfulWaffle posted:

I think he’s throwing his sunglasses and phone out of the water, and it does sound like she asks if he’s bleeding. I didn’t watch the interview posted about it but it looks like she’s got a protective glove on and wasn’t pierced, so she knew she didn’t put any blood in the water. If he was bleeding it might have been more difficult to scramble out without the gater going nuts.

Gators aren't sharks, they don't go after blood in the water. It's all movement and reflex based because they're ambush predators. They can't breathe underwater ie can't smell under it either. Basically as soon as something touches their tongue they snap shut - including a drop of sweat, a thread of clothing, whatever. Though interestingly their jaw strength is all downward. Single roll of duct tape can keep their jaws shut because the opening muscle is way weaker.


Sorry for gator nerding but might come in handy if you ever wrestle a gator

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Phanatic posted:

Just a reminder that curing concrete can burn the poo poo out of you.




Holy poo poo that's amazing. Just convince management to ignore her and leave her there indefinitely.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

This is basically a toy with a beer can-sized capacitor that could kill you a lot more easily than the projectiles could.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwHRjgVWFno

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


ChesterJT posted:

Holy poo poo that's amazing. Just convince management to ignore her and leave her there indefinitely.

Put a few cones out to direct traffic around her.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

This is basically a toy with a beer can-sized capacitor that could kill you a lot more easily than the projectiles could.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwHRjgVWFno

Yeah, these coil guns are fairly lovely. Projectiles are not rifled so they are innaccurate, and come out pretty slowly. You got to start somewhere but I'm not sure where the tech will go. I assume we need better power storage and delivery to give it a lot more oomph.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Holy poo poo that trigger

It's a dang contact switch

That'll fire if you sneeze on it

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Karate Bastard posted:

Holy poo poo that trigger

It's a dang contact switch

That'll fire if you sneeze on it

The sneeze would have more of a chance of causing injury, too.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The knife gun is cooler.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

This is basically a toy with a beer can-sized capacitor that could kill you a lot more easily than the projectiles could.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwHRjgVWFno

What would even be the point of weapons like this? Let's say they get to the point where they're as powerful and accurate as modern rifles, what is even the benefit? I guess you could carry more ammo right, since you don't need any propellant, but like... is that even worth the effort?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Mr. Nice! posted:

The knife gun is cooler.

???

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Gromit posted:

Yeah, these coil guns are fairly lovely. Projectiles are not rifled so they are innaccurate, and come out pretty slowly. You got to start somewhere but I'm not sure where the tech will go. I assume we need better power storage and delivery to give it a lot more oomph.

The simple fact that the chemical energy density of current gen propellants is so far beyond what we can get out of even the best capacitors, let alone batteries, makes electrical weapons a dead end -- and that's before you look at cost. Smokeless powder is cheap.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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sigher posted:

What would even be the point of weapons like this? Let's say they get to the point where they're as powerful and accurate as modern rifles, what is even the benefit? I guess you could carry more ammo right, since you don't need any propellant, but like... is that even worth the effort?

Massive velocity with low ammo weight means each soldier can shoot farther and carry more. In theory.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Jiro posted:

Here's some wholesome Father & Son just engineering a knife throwing gun/catapult that can fire at a semi-auto fire rate. :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BKEZbYOMpI

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Fozzie Bear's lesser-known catchphrase: "Fwocka-Fwocka!"

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

British personnel look at the imprint left in the earth by a German zeppelin officer’s body. Essex, UK.

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

right behind the pole, i see you rightfully smirking there dude

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