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LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bad Purchase posted:

McPoyles

# ? Aug 22, 2022 04:41

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# ? May 17, 2024 17:34

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/NASAExoplanets/status/1561442514078314496

# ? Aug 22, 2022 04:57

Fly with me: Aug 19, 2006; Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/NASAExoplanets/status/1561442514078314496

So Event Horizon is real.
Gotcha.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 05:22

Bar Ran Dun: Jan 22, 2006

Yeah it sucks, for me I have a dream where something is chasing me, possible a long involved dream of that. Eventually I am cornered and... blood curdling scream and arm flailing.

These days most of the time my wife wakes me up before that happens.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 05:26

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

HOLY gently caress!!

That actually does look like a guy I know.

For real, not even making this poo poo up.

Don't think I've ever dreamed about him though.

Bula Vinaka fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Aug 22, 2022

# ? Aug 22, 2022 06:07

Agents are GO!: Dec 29, 2004

Mister Speaker posted:

Oh yeah there was also one time I was going through some nerve issues in my forearms (probably 'Saturday night wrist')

drat, how many handies were you giving? 😳

# ? Aug 22, 2022 07:58

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Tip: when you get the sleep paralysis try being curious instead of scared. I was getting it regularly as an adolescent, but when I switched to being curious and engaging my analytical mind rather than the old fighter or flight, the whole experience melted away in seconds. It happened maybe twice more and then never again.

Conclusion: obviously the sleep paralysis demons don't enjoy it if you aren't scared and leave to go find a more satisfying mark.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 09:19

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Sleep paralysis has really diminishing returns in the horror department, by the third time it happened to me it was like "Oh, this again".

# ? Aug 22, 2022 09:24

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Sleep paralysis has really diminishing returns in the horror department, by the third time it happened to me it was like "Oh, this again".

"Hey Frank."
Impossibly tall shadow sitting at the foot of your bed: "Yo. ...so like, aaargh or something (does jazz hands)"

# ? Aug 22, 2022 10:11

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/Crinoidea_hk/status/1561132733828476928?s=20&t=E2iA0copfai0m5qohYdWMg

Remember Solaire? :sun:

This is what he looks like now. Feel undead yet?

# ? Aug 22, 2022 10:25

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

I haven't had sleep paralysis since early-mid teens. But it was never nightmares, I'd have the blanket over my head and would nearly suffocate or thought I was going to anyway before finally snapping out of it

# ? Aug 22, 2022 11:46

ZogrimAteMyHamster: Dec 8, 2015

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Sleep paralysis has really diminishing returns in the horror department, by the third time it happened to me it was like "Oh, this again".

A few years back I had sleep paralysis about five times in three months. It's an experience which goes from terrifying to tedious to straight-up loving infuriating remarkably quickly.

Edit:

ZogrimAteMyHamster fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Aug 22, 2022

# ? Aug 22, 2022 12:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I love all my dreams and sleep paralysis is fun as hell. I'm literally ralph

# ? Aug 22, 2022 12:24

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

He peaed himself.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 12:24

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Someone get me the rap on the chemicals, stat

# ? Aug 22, 2022 12:29

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

axolotl farmer posted:

Remember Solaire?

This is what he looks like now. Feel undead yet?

Bro you don't even know

# ? Aug 22, 2022 12:31

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Milo and POTUS posted:

I love all my dreams and sleep paralysis is fun as hell. I'm literally ralph

really good at sleeping?

# ? Aug 22, 2022 12:37

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Ghostlight posted:

really good at ~~sleeping~~wrecking?

# ? Aug 22, 2022 12:39

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Some people just can't handle puberty.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 13:01

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

McGavin posted:

He peaed himself.

You don�t know that.

Maybe he was peaed on.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 13:07

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

Tarquinn posted:

You don’t know that.

Maybe he was peaed on.

All I know for sure is that he's a peadophile.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 13:14

Clavavisage: Nov 12, 2011

Yaldabaoth posted:

Some people just can't handle puberty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3clzF5dzkA

# ? Aug 22, 2022 13:21

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

A few years back I had sleep paralysis about five times in three months. It's an experience which goes from terrifying to tedious to straight-up loving infuriating remarkably quickly.

Edit:

He experienced a peas-full death.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 13:46

koshmar: Oct 22, 2009; i'm not here

this isn't happening

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1561413733003497480?s=20&t=jqxcDHZxOq5AKG20Tecv9Q

# ? Aug 22, 2022 13:52

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Yaldabaoth posted:

Some people just can't handle puberty.

drat, he only had 4 more to go

# ? Aug 22, 2022 14:05

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

drat, he only had 4 more to go

better luck next time

# ? Aug 22, 2022 14:09

Peg Sliderskew: Jan 4, 2010

Robo Reagan posted:

better luck next "time"

# ? Aug 22, 2022 15:03

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Peg Sliderskew posted:

The out of place quote marks add to the curse.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 15:58

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Yaldabaoth posted:

Some people just can't handle puberty.

why is he being carried out by the klan?

# ? Aug 22, 2022 16:06

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Cool Dad posted:

why is he being carried out by the klan?

Cause he's not a good Christian.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 16:20

LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; Nap Ghost

only having masturbated 65 "times" when you've reached 15 seems very low, tbh. maybe his tubes were all clogged up

# ? Aug 22, 2022 16:23

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

# ? Aug 22, 2022 18:33

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Yaldabaoth posted:

Some people just can't handle puberty.

Probably died of dehydration

# ? Aug 22, 2022 18:41

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Busted so many times only dust and bones are coming out.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 18:46

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Cigarette with an asbestos filter, for when you want to speedrun dying from super cancer.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 18:48

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Some people just can't handle puberty.

Wonder if this dude earned himself a "Spanky"?

I also figure the number would be higher if they counted ghost loads.

# ? Aug 22, 2022 19:07

Hasturtium: May 19, 2020; And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Cigarette with an asbestos filter, for when you want to speedrun dying from super cancer.

This used to be super common, and that appears to be made of crocidolite - you ain�t kidding. Most commercial asbestos was some form of chrysotile or serpentine asbestos, so called because the fibers undulated like a snake, and that�s already worse than fiberglass, but those at least break down to some extent. Crocidolite and other amphibole asbestos manifest as rod-like structures that embed deeply in lung tissue, causing encapsulation by the body to restrict inflammation and resulting in mesothelioma. 🎉

There is really no bottom to the horrors of the past, or to what unregulated capitalism will do to keep a profitable business going.