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Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

muscles like this! posted:

That guy is semi-famous for being able to accurately do Geoguesser in like half a second but I don't know who any of those people are.

Porn stars

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LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I’m pretty sure Lisa Ann is a porn star known for looking like Sarah Palin. She performed at a gentleman’s club I worked at. I’d guess the rest are also porn stars.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah they're all pornstars I just have no idea who that guy is or what the joke should be

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
It's this guy: https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7124124224490589486

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I think the joke is that he can identify a scene or pic of any porn star and what year that scene or pic was released?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

dialhforhero posted:

I think the joke is that he can identify a scene or pic of any porn star and what year that scene or pic was released?

Yes

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
In the movie Shame there's a scene where the main character has his porn collection dumped on the floor and then the producers realized that to release it in America they needed documentation proving everyone in those photos was at least 18 so they basically hired a guy who can do that.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
...where did victorians think ladies kept their eyes

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/vidiot_/status/1561198671697510401?s=21&t=q23gItQ05dQ86B2_goBwsg

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Splicer posted:

...where did victorians think ladies kept their eyes

The phrase 'my eyes are up here, fellas' wasn't invented until 1921 so until then everyone thought that a woman's eyes were placed directly in the center of her chest, between the breasts.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Thread/shameless self-promotion because I'm bored and feeling nostalgic

https://twitter.com/dickblimp/status/1561717884811976704?t=Si_CIMdi8siU9uWeX1zNcA&s=19

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

Splicer posted:

...where did victorians think ladies kept their eyes

The song Blah Blah Blah by singer/songwriter Kesha (ft. 3OH!3) features the line "show me where your dick's at;" time is a flat circle

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/cal_gif/status/1561443467020091394?s=20&t=Nro-rqfYBWFM6AzRWXwPIA

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1561731578107248641

https://twitter.com/oldfriend99/status/1339268546753224706

https://twitter.com/timkeyperson/status/1539992232471789570

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/mka_ultra/status/1561685067348557824

https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1561707207254855680

https://twitter.com/anniierau/status/1561438559927734272

BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Every Tweet I've read this morning has had this one posted after it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NASAExoplanets/status/1561442514078314496

Obviously, there is sound.

Trapick
Apr 17, 2006

BirdOfPlay posted:

Every Tweet I've read this morning has had this one posted after it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NASAExoplanets/status/1561442514078314496

Obviously, there is sound.
That's neat and all but they really wasted a great rickroll opportunity.

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

BirdOfPlay posted:

Every Tweet I've read this morning has had this one posted after it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NASAExoplanets/status/1561442514078314496

Obviously, there is sound.

Wasn't there a book about this

Carrier Wave by Robert Brockway posted:

Humanity listened to the night sky. What we heard shattered the world.

Listen.

Just once. That’s it.

As soon as you hear it, it has you. And once it has you, it’s over. You may think you’re in control. You’re not. You want one more listen. You want to look at that strange spot in the sky. The one that’s been slowly growing. The one that didn’t make sense… until you listened. You want to listen again, and you will do whatever it takes to make everyone else listen. By any means necessary. Even if it kills you.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I have grown both Carolina reapers and moruga scorpions and this is accurate.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

BirdOfPlay posted:

Every Tweet I've read this morning has had this one posted after it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NASAExoplanets/status/1561442514078314496

Obviously, there is sound.

We've reconstructed this mummy's larynx to learn what his voice would have sounded like

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Frank Frank posted:

I have grown both Carolina reapers and moruga scorpions and this is accurate.

Choosing to believe this is in response to the Carrier Wave excerpt right above your post.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

BirdOfPlay posted:

Every Tweet I've read this morning has had this one posted after it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NASAExoplanets/status/1561442514078314496

Obviously, there is sound.

https://mobile.twitter.com/crushbort/status/1561554214874234880

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TPSGunsSeized/status/1561735577757704196?s=20&t=Vq4ReGRzYLGwXkT6h6woZg

https://twitter.com/PontiusPyrite/status/1561740489921019905?s=20&t=Vq4ReGRzYLGwXkT6h6woZg

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1561304233122611202

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader



Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




https://twitter.com/InsaneMistress/status/1561556520390733824

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

BirdOfPlay posted:

Every Tweet I've read this morning has had this one posted after it.

https://mobile.twitter.com/NASAExoplanets/status/1561442514078314496

Obviously, there is sound.

apparently we won't need eyes where we're going

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


The F-slur too!

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

I'm not usually one to get pissed off at Americanisms because look I get it, language evolves, et cetera, but Americans using 'entrée' to mean main course instead of starter is the stupidest poo poo ever, IT IS LITERALLY THE WORD 'ENTRY', YOU SONS OF BITCHES! LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

We don't have courses in America. We have appetizers -> main meal -> too full for dessert.

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'


all three words together is the name of my award winning food truck

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

zoux posted:

We don't have courses in America. We have appetizers -> main meal -> too full for dessert.

And we're smarter for it. Look at how Europe has adopted our methods. You think Kebab shops aren't the equivalent of a subway? WRONG. Food is for enjoying! If you treat it as art you will eventually be tortured by someone who is more interested in taking rancid butter and turning it into bubbles than a solid meal cooked well that you can enjoy with friends.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



It's certainly a horror story for much of Africa

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

zoux posted:

We don't have courses in America. We have appetizers -> main meal -> too full for dessert.

"Entree" is the appetiser! But for some reason, in the USA, that's what you call the main meal.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

No amuse bousch is the appetizer

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

zoux posted:

No amuse bousch is the appetizer

That's just a kind of appetiser, which is an entree, which is something you eat before the main course :(

E: I mean, in real terms language is malleable, and different places have different terms for things and that's just the way it works and all. But cripes language is stupid!...

EE: anyway:

https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1561631932693508096

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 22:55 on Aug 22, 2022

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Mr. Lobe posted:

It's certainly a horror story for much of Africa

Not to mention the Americas.

And Indochina. India too.

Parts of the Middle East as well.

Hell even Oceania.

Oh god and don't even get started about what the French did to Europe.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

I'm not usually one to get pissed off at Americanisms because look I get it, language evolves, et cetera, but Americans using 'entrée' to mean main course instead of starter is the stupidest poo poo ever, IT IS LITERALLY THE WORD 'ENTRY', YOU SONS OF BITCHES! LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!

That's unbelievably stupid but at least I understand the tweet now so thank you for that

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1561751846913540097

https://twitter.com/2tonbug/status/1561500546892124160

https://twitter.com/phiIosophe/status/1561566256192401409

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1561557522430902273

https://twitter.com/KingJupiter___/status/1561682035458048000

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Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship


https://twitter.com/AndrewTateKLTV/status/1561833403091222532

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