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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

PainterofCrap posted:

Is it possible that that ambulance is from/for a children's hospital?

Why the hell would an ambulance be from a hospital, that’s just crazy talk.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Dewgy posted:

Why the hell would an ambulance be from a hospital, that’s just crazy talk.

Ive never seen a hospital-specific ambulance in canada, so maybe experiences vary.

I think this probably the work of a psychotic ambulance service owner

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Where i am, any medical call gets a fire truck sent as first due. Depending upon how the dispatcher interpreted the call, they send either a municipal paramedic unit as second, or a contracted ambulance service as second for less serious calls.

The FD crew evaluates the patient, signs symptoms past history vitals and stabilization etc, preps for transport.

My city actually has a pretty high amount of structure fires due to slumlords and impoverished renters or homeowners - most don't make the news. In spite of being the largest fire department in the county, they rely on mutual aid quite a bit to cover gaps and high volume times.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Kwyndig posted:

If you had the option of a themed ambulance and it's for something you like, wouldn't you take it for your medical transport?

I am so riding the Totoro-themed catbus

Party Ape
Mar 5, 2007
Don't pay $10 bucks to change my avatar! Send me a $10 donation to Doctors with Borders and I'll stop posting for 24 hours!

My Spirit Otter posted:

Ive never seen a hospital-specific ambulance in canada, so maybe experiences vary.

I think this probably the work of a psychotic ambulance service owner

I'd bet it's a cheap and easy way for Mr Minions to get a bunch of cheap publicity while also donating money to charity in a way that's deductable.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


My Spirit Otter posted:

Ive never seen a hospital-specific ambulance in canada, so maybe experiences vary.

I think this probably the work of a psychotic ambulance service owner

In America we have a mishmash of public-private ownership of emergency medical transport. Some places have hospital owned ambulances while others rely on third party and in some areas the Fire department has its own ambulance.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Mother, Juggs and Speed was a fun wacky movie about private ambulance shenanigans

was

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

credburn posted:

Mother, Juggs and Speed was a fun wacky movie about private ambulance shenanigans

was

I just like that it made sense to have shoot outs. As a paramedic. And yeah Ghost Medic sucks.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




big tiddy bear bf

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est
https://mobile.twitter.com/Kabooski01/status/1561676365925007360?s=20&t=p-txFsZXuVaBneJsvzJhyw

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49


Haptical Sales Slut has a new favorite as of 08:41 on Aug 23, 2022

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening
https://twitter.com/MCU1013/status/1561667461959000064?s=20&t=vzw6C3W5nqRFn4JNWKGOGA

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Well this helped me learn I've been pedantically pronouncing it wrong.

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

lmfao

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

credburn posted:

Well this helped me learn I've been pedantically pronouncing it wrong.

if you pronounce it in english, a latinate language, with correct greek grammar, you wouldn't give the interlocutor the opportunity to do a clean "deez nuts" joke because it's not pronounced (bear with me here because I don't know IPA) "ock-toe-poe-deez" it's pronounced "ock-toe-podes"

Le Faye Morgaine
Feb 1, 2022
can we please clear up on how i can insult invertebrates with deez nuts in a clinically defined way pls

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


BasicLich posted:

if you pronounce it in english, a latinate language, with correct greek grammar, you wouldn't give the interlocutor the opportunity to do a clean "deez nuts" joke because it's not pronounced (bear with me here because I don't know IPA) "ock-toe-poe-deez" it's pronounced "ock-toe-podes"

It works if you to an olde English bit and say "these nuttes"

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
It's a fruitless search by the way.

Falsely attributed to Terry Pratchett is this quote:

quote:

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."

--James D. Nicoll

it's from a Usenet post by someone who is now supposed to be around 62 years old who has a whole loving wikipedia page:

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/James_Nicoll

BasicLich has a new favorite as of 10:17 on Aug 24, 2022

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Getting flashbacks of the time I got peppermint soap on my booty hole

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Getting flashbacks of the time I got peppermint soap on my booty hole

Put Tiger Balm on your taint.

I’m serious.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Le Faye Morgaine posted:

can we please clear up on how i can insult invertebrates with deez nuts in a clinically defined way pls

just show them, I know I would be pretty insulted to gaze upon such retched specimens

Fat Dan
Jul 10, 2022

HELLO
Sees a random person online pronounce something (wrong): Huh, this person must be correct.

Fat Dan has a new favorite as of 12:54 on Aug 24, 2022

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

dialhforhero posted:

Put Tiger Balm on your taint.

I’m serious.

I have some Tiger Balm I'll mail to anyone who will film the after-effects of liberal application to the taint

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



dialhforhero posted:

Put Tiger Balm on your taint.

I’m serious.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


dialhforhero posted:

Put Tiger Balm on your taint.

I’m serious.

Maybe don't.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-IKCLGT9A


(Icy hot in this case but I think still applies)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Have y'all ever heard of tide pods? They're delicious!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




BasicLich posted:

It's a fruitless search by the way.

Falsely attributed to Terry Pratchett is this quote:

it's from a Usenet post by someone who is now supposed to be around 62 years old who has a whole loving wikipedia page:

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/James_Nicoll

Man I've had more posts emptyquoted than this guy has "famous quotes" where's my page

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?


My son and I went to the Martin Guitar factory and in their museum they have this guitar. We've all seen this weird album cover which supposedly was not composited. The Louvins set a bunch of fires in a rock quarry and made a big plywood devil to stand in the back. But the Louvins were big deal country music singers and Martin wanted to recognize that. You can buy one of them for $3500 if you'd like

https://reverb.com/item/442031-martin-d-28-louvin-brothers-satan-is-real-w-hsc

Also, go to on the factory tour if you're ever near Nazareth, PA. It's really, really cool.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



dialhforhero posted:

Put Tiger Balm on your taint.

I’m serious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8KjnSiz9fY

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

dialhforhero posted:

Put Tiger Balm on your taint.

I’m serious.

I don't need any help in that department. I've already got the coolest chode in town.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
CBTBT

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

to be fair it wasn't as loud as what Madeline Porn heard

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
She's lucky she's not Madeline Loud.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Fat Dan posted:

Sees a random person online pronounce something (wrong): Huh, this person must be correct.



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