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Aug 23, 2022 10:47
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Confusedslight posted:So is the idea that the idea of making out a living wouldn't be possible when the global and local infrastructure collapses? Starvation doesn't sound that fun ngl. Of course it will be possible for whoever survives. Whoever survives the collapse of civilization will be completely random though. We've all seen too many movies where we think it'll be like one day there's civilization and then suddenly most of the people are dead there's a handful of survivors. The shelves in the shops are still full of stuff to scavenge, all the hobby farms, and prepper stashes haven't been long since been raided or commandeered by governments desperatly trying to hold things together etc. It's going to be decades of horrors and tribulations until the human population finds a new stable point. But don't worry you'll almost certainly die from drinking dirty water before you starve to death.
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Aug 23, 2022 11:21
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Samuel Glompers posted:Lmao there's that bizarre attitude again. I guess the tough guy eff u doomer stuff helps you cope with disaster? Whatever you need to get by man, like I said we're all cracked here I’m cringing into a whole new era
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Aug 23, 2022 11:44
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Nobody is gonna admit to it, but all the survivalists itt are just looking forward to that sweet sweet Survivavl Sex
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Aug 23, 2022 11:51
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Samuel Glompers posted:I don't really agree, I think most people rationalize their desire to live on some level or another after grappling with a search for meaning and purpose in life, and that the biosphere collapse short circuits a lot of those rationales that people would otherwise never examine too closely. There is a reason the thread policy is that you should not kill yourself. What I meant was that they don't need to rationalise it to you.
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Aug 23, 2022 12:01
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Confusedslight posted:So is the idea that the idea of making out a living wouldn't be possible when the global and local infrastructure collapses? Starvation doesn't sound that fun ngl. could you do it right now? like, literally, go get a vehicle, buy whatever you need, and drive out into... wherever, and just start surviving. you're not allowed to spend money after your initial purchase unless you manage to find other people off the grid to trade with. ok now try and do this off the cuff, but for fun your money is no longer good anywhere due to collapse so you have to make a go of it surviving in the wild, and also every other person on the planet is hungry and also trying to do the same thing you're doing. hard mode: the collapse starts in november so you have to survive winter first
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Aug 23, 2022 12:18
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the cringe we rely on for our everyday lives is coming back to haunt us. Where do you think all the failpills in the ecosphere come from?
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Aug 23, 2022 12:19
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the most accurate future hypothesis thats ever been made in this thread was the one about either being the mad max warlord, or being the skull hood ornament on the mad max warlord's car
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Aug 23, 2022 12:19
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THERES CRINGE IN THE FOOD SUPPLY 
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Aug 23, 2022 12:19
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are you loving stupid man? its clear to everyone with half a brain that the cringe spill from the fail of 2009 has had some of the strongest repercussions in the environmental unbasedness of Our Modern World. I swear to god i m gonna loving kill you
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Aug 23, 2022 12:20
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theres traces of cringe in 95% of the male populations testicles. Our next generations will be born with fail defects. Cool and Good 
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Aug 23, 2022 12:21
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Cringe eruptions from tectonic fail-plates have been speeding up due to our meddling with the Eco System.
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Aug 23, 2022 12:22
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THERE IS CRINGE IN THE WATER
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Aug 23, 2022 12:23
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oh so you think you can undo some cringe by doing small acts of win and basedness? lmao. youre gonna become fail like a dog when the bio system collapses, and itll be all the more sweet to see you struggle. i can barely contain myself
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Aug 23, 2022 12:23
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Oh, yeah, the governments plan to re-base the cringefied tundra lol because that will absolutely do something. We're all gonna loving die dude. Hell, I might get to kill you myself when i ransack your carefully collected based supplies. lol, lmao
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Aug 23, 2022 12:24
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I... I just can't.......... theres.... THERES CRINGE IN THE SHRIMP cringe in the shrimp...
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Aug 23, 2022 12:25
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they feed us cringe so we buy their winpills while they suppress our based
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Aug 23, 2022 12:28
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ArfJason posted:they feed us cringe
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Aug 23, 2022 13:13
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ArfJason posted:they feed us cringe huh this one is actually pretty good
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Aug 23, 2022 13:36
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guys. guys. *snaps fingers in front of your face* guys. factories output 95%+ of the worlds cringe so nothing you do will impact the fail footprint on the environment, you fell for the lobbyist propaganda lmao
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Aug 23, 2022 14:13
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as someone who worked BOH at a seafood restaurant, de-cringing shrimp loving blows
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Aug 23, 2022 14:41
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ArfJason posted:they feed us cringe
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Aug 23, 2022 14:55
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best run of my life this morning I shed some of my coping mechanisms while I still could two weeks ago no alcohol, no nicotine, day eleven now went out at sunrise, made it to the neighborhood park, took the long way squats, push ups, pull ups on the monkeybars ran back and had some peanut butter on homemade whole grain crackers, a glass of goat milk, and some apples that came off the neighborhood fruit trees I keep alive we had more rain in the middle of this thousand year drought than we’ve had in recorded history the last few days, so about a century IPCC models for rainfall changes are staying true, just happening many decades sooner aquifer is recharged, municipal wastewater treatment is off-grid, we just need people to stop flushing disinfectant wipes; system would run easier if they did coax internet has been down since sunrise, so I’m staying connected via the cell towers, but I know there’s satellite dish internet in the trunk if I need to pull it out, and we have a packet radio transceiver on the local amateur array, I still need to get that TTY server up so I can have lynx ready to browse locally all in all, not a bad morning in the mountains
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Aug 23, 2022 15:21
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Unless posted:coax internet has been down since sunrise, so I’m staying connected via the cell towers, but I know there’s satellite dish internet in the trunk if I need to pull it out, and we have a packet radio transceiver on the local amateur array, I still need to get that TTY server up so I can have lynx ready to browse locally 
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Aug 23, 2022 15:28
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Chad Sexington posted:overnight collapse is largely the stuff of fiction... A massive CME that takes out satellites in orbit would do it, or the Kessler Effect can kick in to accomplish the same. Yellowstone blowing overnight would do it as well. That's stuff we don't have control over. A large nuclear exchange or large-scale EMP, or other electricity crippling, attacks would create immediate localized collapses.
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Aug 23, 2022 15:29
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ArfJason posted:they feed us cringe lol
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Aug 23, 2022 15:30
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Unless posted:best run of my life this morning https://www.livejournal.com/
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Aug 23, 2022 15:31
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OhFunny posted:Chinese scientists clear blue-green algae bloom from massive lake with cheap ‘sterilisation’ boat that so metal
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Aug 23, 2022 15:42
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Catboy Slim posted:i would simply choose somewhere safe when the earth turns into an oven live in a qanat imo
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Aug 23, 2022 15:47
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CODChimera posted:worst case scenario you can at the very least plant potatoes true, historically this has always worked out
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Aug 23, 2022 15:49
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I would report ArfJason but I think that endlessmonotony has over the last few pages made clear that the cringe crisis is very real and affects even this thread so I think it's important we hear about it
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Aug 23, 2022 15:51
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Cup Runneth Over posted:I would report ArfJason but I think that endlessmonotony has over the last few pages made clear that the cringe crisis is very real and affects even this thread so I think it's important we hear about it lmao
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Aug 23, 2022 16:00
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crossposting from the gardening thread, but I did four containers worth of potatoes in my garden this year and I basically just got back the seed potatoes I chitted + 1 gigantic waste of time and Matt Damon lied to me
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Aug 23, 2022 16:00
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Chad Sexington posted:crossposting from the gardening thread, but I did four containers worth of potatoes in my garden this year and I basically just got back the seed potatoes I chitted + 1 that scene was especially funny since his soil would have completely drenched in chlorates. also i never quite got why he was so upset about his poo poo bacteria going away, because he was still making GBS threads
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Aug 23, 2022 16:03
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Chad Sexington posted:crossposting from the gardening thread, but I did four containers worth of potatoes in my garden this year and I basically just got back the seed potatoes I chitted + 1 That happened to me last time I planted potatoes, basically the cut up chunks of potato I put in the soil just converted over months into nice small round potatoes. Essentially all I did was launder my potatoes
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Aug 23, 2022 16:32
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Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha'apai generated a 90m tall and 12km long tsunami wave. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0029801822014810?via%3Dihub
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Aug 23, 2022 16:48
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THERES CRINGE IN THE TROPOSPHERE
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Aug 23, 2022 16:53
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hekaton posted:That happened to me last time I planted potatoes, basically the cut up chunks of potato I put in the soil just converted over months into nice small round potatoes.
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Aug 23, 2022 16:57
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ArfJason posted:THERES CRINGE IN THE TROPOSPHERE Don't worry, we can boil it out
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Aug 23, 2022 16:58
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skipmyseashells posted:https://twitter.com/nasaearth/status/1559949430974988291?s=21&t=aXMpbeTgCX3pOD9DijJuEA Look it's simple. Just tell Bob Geldof that Ethiopia needs its white saviour to write a condescending, colonialist trash fire of a song to fix things again.
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