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Vincent Van Goatse posted:They might not know which swear word to start with. "Have too many words"
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therobit posted:Just who is the intended market for this vehicle? Bro-holes.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:03
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PITY BONER posted:I don't remember if it was posted here or on reddit, but some guy got a dent and/or scratch in his (Tesla's) door and took to the dealership to see about getting it fixed. They quoted him something like $15k because they were only able to replace the entire door. I work in auto insurance. Even before covid specific supply chain issues popped up they told us all in training that a tesla claim was going to cost more than most and take longer than anything else you come across. Repair shops were flat out refusing to work on em since they would often sit in storage for months. Having a tesla on your policy, at my company anyway, means your deductible starts at $2,000.00. No exceptions. Insurance companies hate these fuckin things too. On the flip side: some models come with plenty of dash/rear view cameras for accidents. Lots of owners get caught lying when the footage comes out. It owns.
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Aug 22, 2022 23:26
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JossiRossi posted:Is it design disruption, or did someone's computer lag swapping out LOD models while gaming and they had a big brain moment? Whatever it takes for cars (that are also good cars) to look actually different, I'm highly appreciative of.
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Aug 23, 2022 02:25
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A Tesla owner got his car key installed in his hand https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/wvfmwn/a_tesla_owner_spent_400_to_have_his_keys/
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Aug 23, 2022 12:24
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chaosbreather posted:Whatever it takes for cars (that are also good cars) to look actually different, I'm highly appreciative of. How hard do you have to tweak your brain every time you have to look at that thing and go "well at least it's good for the industry"
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Aug 23, 2022 13:24
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I just want them to at least start doing things like creative prewar paint jobs. Hell, if we're at the point that we need to spend a few grand on a ding then bring back the color shifting paint from the 90s
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Aug 23, 2022 13:40
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Heath posted:How hard do you have to tweak your brain every time you have to look at that thing and go "well at least it's good for the industry" lmao the body is an exoskeletal frame made of cold-rolled stainless welded together, it doesn't have an internal frame, and according to Tesla the steel is so hard it breaks stamping presses. Pretty sure it's incapable of passing NTSB collision testing, but it's also probably never going to get to that point in the first place.
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Aug 23, 2022 13:59
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I want them to make cars that do good autopilot so I can nap on the way to places and only die in a really serious incident.
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Wistful of Dollars posted:https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1561560517965217792?s=21&t=LFtswd1Znxd2IkyyiT3dpA he's also moving to texas because he loves doing it raw and not dealing with the likely outcome.
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Aug 23, 2022 14:04
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I'm disrupting car design for the better!
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Aug 23, 2022 14:44
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JossiRossi posted:I'm disrupting car design for the better! Hurl it at the windshield
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Aug 23, 2022 14:48
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goatface posted:I want them to make cars that do good autopilot so I can nap on the way to places and only die in a really serious incident. Tesla is the “Semi-Homemade cooking with Sandra Lee” of AI, they take some garbage off the shelf and slap it together and it kills children. Google will probably be the company to make useful AI (but they’ll use it to make your life worse). Also letting people nap in their car while it drives them places will literally cause the destruction of the planet because of over consumption, whether it’s with EVs or not, because all that power has to come from somewhere. Plus we will probably blow up the moon to get more raw materials for batteries or something.
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Aug 23, 2022 15:41
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you will never be able to safely/assuredly nap in a vehicle you are piloting, even if it is riding on rails and powered by the smartest AI of the day, hth
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Aug 23, 2022 15:44
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We just need to stop humans driving and link all vehicles through the ubiquitous colony AI. Also we all live in space colonies.
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Aug 23, 2022 15:46
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tesla self driving will only be supported on mars
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Aug 24, 2022 15:14
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Any other form of travel between buildings and habitats will be banned, so the streets will be perfectly safe.
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The Washington Post posted:Tesla is demanding an advocacy group take down videos of its vehicles striking child-size mannequins, alleging the footage is defamatory and misrepresents its most advanced driver-assistance software. quote:Regulatory and police agencies have urged users not to involve children in tests or attempt to simulate safety demonstrations, which are conducted under strict, tightly controlled sets of conditions. quote:The letter demands the campaign immediately remove the videos and accused the group of “unsafe and improper use” of FSD Beta. “Your actions actually put consumers at risk,” Tesla alleged.
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Aug 25, 2022 15:06
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Heath posted:Hurl it at the windshield you throw ninja rocks at car windows not bricks.
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Aug 25, 2022 16:15
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mdxi posted:“This letter is so pathetic in terms of whining: Mr. Free Speech Absolutist, just a crybaby hiding behind his lawyers,” O’Dowd said in an interview. (Musk has said he supports free speech and welcomes criticism.) Is O'Dowd a judge? Calling out Musk as a whining crybaby is an  and I'm here for it
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Aug 25, 2022 16:33
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koshmar posted:Is O'Dowd a judge? No, he's the guy who made the video and is refusing to take it down. Sorry for leaving that part out.
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Aug 25, 2022 17:54
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It's a bit like Coca-Cola telling you Pepsi is rat poison. If you were Pepsi, you'd be suing yesterday.
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Aug 30, 2022 17:55
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lDDQD posted:It's a bit like Coca-Cola telling you Pepsi is rat poison. If you were Pepsi, you'd be suing yesterday. Coca-Cola releases a video demonstrating that Pepsi is factually poisonous to rats, even in microscopic quantities Pepsi fans: "This is defamatory and actually endangers consumers!"
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Aug 30, 2022 19:06
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Pepsi has expensive lawyers though so it actually enjoys legal rights
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Aug 30, 2022 19:09
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They wouldn't throw down, it would cost too much and achieve nothing. Much easier to squabble endlessly in the world of social media and public perception. Helps to keep the little people entertained and interested.
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Aug 30, 2022 19:22
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Elon still pushing the Mars meme because it's the only thing he has left. https://twitter.com/cotatopunt/status/1564211389148921860 Musk fans are deranged.
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Aug 30, 2022 19:40
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Spaceships =/ rocket science
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Aug 30, 2022 19:42
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are you sure that one isn't a joke? "Build a spaceship it isn't rocket science" is pretty humorous
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Aug 30, 2022 19:43
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1 million people. Assume they're at it like rabbits and half the million are deformed Martian children. As current large rockets can seat ~4 to transfer orbit, lets be generous and call it 5, that would require 100,000 launches, discounting fuel, supplies, losses etc. I make it 10,350 days until 31 Dec 2050, let's knock off about 6 months for final group transit and 6 months off the start for them to announce their super new colony building plan and transit vessels. Call it 10,000 days. 10 super-heavy a day, every day. Needs elevators imo. Good ones.
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Aug 30, 2022 19:59
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Brother Tadger posted:Spaceships =/ rocket science Technically they're the more difficult rocket engineering.
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goatface posted:1 million people. You are discounting the colonists having 50 babies each like Musk
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Aug 30, 2022 20:02
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You can also send pregnant women to Mars, doubling your passenger capacity!
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Aug 30, 2022 20:04
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At this rate the colonists will all be Musk offspring.
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Aug 30, 2022 20:06
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Wasn’t there already a dumb Mars launch plan where they outright said at least half of you will die before you make it to mars, and still got people signing up for it?
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Aug 30, 2022 20:07
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Send a 95/5 female/male split and do the scifi eugenicist forced-arranged-marriages for several generations so nobody fucks their half-sibling? That sounds like the sort of thing he'd be into.
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Aug 30, 2022 20:11
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Hell, I’d be into those kinds of odds too!
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bobjr posted:Wasn’t there already a dumb Mars launch plan where they outright said at least half of you will die before you make it to mars, and still got people signing up for it? Was that the trip being arranged with the explicit purpose of it being funded by broadcasting everything as a reality tv show?
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Aug 30, 2022 20:28
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Mars One. It was a pretty good scam for getting money out of investors.
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Aug 30, 2022 20:29
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I can't wait until Elon Musk dies never having slipped the surly bonds of Earth's gravity.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I can't wait until Elon Musk dies never having slipped the surly bonds of Earth's gravity. Somehow I only realized just now that he hasn't even gone on an orbital shot in his own company's spacecraft. I can't believe you let Bezos and Branson show you up like that, man!
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