Comic Strips 2022: Girls Are People!

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I enjoy reading contemporary newspaper comics.	64	26.02%
I hate reading contemporary newspaper comics.	42	17.07%
I enjoy reading historical newspaper comics.	88	35.77%
I enjoy reading newspaper comics from foreign countries.	52	21.14%
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Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Wow, violence blocked in Val. I am disappointed.

I wanted to see the looks on their faces, the terror in their eyes, when Tillicum took their lives from them.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 15:47

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# ? May 29, 2024 02:46

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

A+J

# ? Aug 24, 2022 16:01

Mister Beeg: Sep 7, 2012; A Certified Jerk

Arnold (September 12-18, 1983)

# ? Aug 24, 2022 16:04

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

EasyEW posted:

Mutts

Is adding "sh" to the beginnings of words supposed to represent a lisp?

# ? Aug 24, 2022 17:04

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Is adding "sh" to the beginnings of words supposed to represent a lisp?

Perhapsh he shoundsh like Sean Connery.

Bizarro

Had to google that one; I'm no art historian.

The Family Circus

# ? Aug 24, 2022 17:16

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Of Bug Stuff, Food Health Scares and Racist Stepsons

# ? Aug 24, 2022 17:37

Schwarzwald: Jul 27, 2004; Don't Blink

Vargo posted:

Wallace the Brave

oof

# ? Aug 24, 2022 19:10

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

TegneHanne

L-Innsikt

Zelda

For reference, this was time we saw Wim last:

# ? Aug 24, 2022 20:33

Sundae: Dec 1, 2005

Alhazred posted:

Zelda

Welp, that answers the questions about what happened in between.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 21:15

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

lol that in both of those people have variable finger counts

# ? Aug 24, 2022 21:32

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Bad Machinery

# ? Aug 24, 2022 21:35

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Pickles

Hagar the Horrible

Zits

# ? Aug 24, 2022 21:42

Giant Ethicist: Jun 9, 2013; Looks like she got on a loaf of bread instead of a bus again...

The guy has different numbers of fingers on each hand in a single panel.

Haraiso Days

It�s probably worth noting that the girls Hiren was with, and the one he�s chatting with now, are not involved in sex work per se, just working at hostess clubs.

Cthulhu and Girl

# ? Aug 24, 2022 21:50

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

A halfway current reference?? On MY comics page?????

# ? Aug 24, 2022 22:01

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Into Ilves

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Aug 24, 2022 22:05

Shirec: Jul 29, 2009; How to cock it up, Fig. I

Huxley posted:

A+J

It�s been said a million times but I love this strip. Genuine love while still ribbing each other, it�s lovely.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 23:50

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Haifisch posted:

Art would have a field day with how much the internet has desensitized people.

"What is that man doing to his anus?!?" :eek:

BUT NOW WOW!

"Hello, old friend." :allears:

Julet Esqu posted:

A halfway current reference?? On MY comics page?????

So much for 'write what you know'; Luann has never been funny.

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

Apartment 3-G

# ? Aug 25, 2022 00:26

rannum: Nov 3, 2012

So...I get its meant to be perspective, but does it seem like this was meant to be 1 long first panel and then 1 normal third panel, but they changed their mind at the last minute? Because the first panel feels very squished

# ? Aug 25, 2022 00:33

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Kennel posted:

Dustin

Cue that Sears commercial.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 00:34

Bibliotechno Music: Dec 30, 2008

�Aragones!

Life in Hell

Sylvia

Marlys!

# ? Aug 25, 2022 00:50

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Cue that Sears commercial.

You'll call NOW

# ? Aug 25, 2022 01:01

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Ed must be a really, really bad lawyer

# ? Aug 25, 2022 01:11

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Boy howdy that was a great honeymoon! I've been gone for more than two weeks so rather than post everything I've missed, I'll just look through those days and pick out my favourites. Strap in, here comes Ballard Street!

# ? Aug 25, 2022 01:40

Twelve by Pies: May 4, 2012; Again a very likpatous story

riderchop posted:

Safe Havens

I don't know a lot about college basketball but I feel like if a team only won one game in the entire season their coach would be out on his rear end basically right away. Hell I'd be surprised if they even let him finish the season.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 01:50

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Our Boarding House (September 4-6, 1922)

Toonerville Folks (November 20-22, 1919)

Dok's "The Air War Heats Up" Duck (April 27, 1914; timg'd for a racial slur)

Little Lefty (April 8-10, 1937)

Meanwhile, the Depression Reds are having a ball. More than one, in fact.

"Swing the swastika into the dust." Well, that's more or less how it happened eventually.

Blondie From Zero: You know, we did want Dagwood back, but nooooo, not like this! (September 22-24, 1932)

# ? Aug 25, 2022 02:12

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Twelve by Pies posted:

I don't know a lot about college basketball but I feel like if a team only won one game in the entire season their coach would be out on his rear end basically right away. Hell I'd be surprised if they even let him finish the season.

Well you see his wife is a goddess.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 02:14

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Twelve by Pies posted:

I don't know a lot about college basketball but I feel like if a team only won one game in the entire season their coach would be out on his rear end basically right away. Hell I'd be surprised if they even let him finish the season.

You forget, he is married to Main Character. Therefore he is losing intentionally for some bullshit reason.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 02:25

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Outbursts of Everett True July 25, 1919

And He Did! August 8, 1919

Cat Tales July 10, 1925

Oaky Doaks January 1, 1937

Mopsy March 15, 1938

Sweatin� It Out August 1, 1945

Bootsie�s Big �50s

So It Seems September 22, 1952

Those Were the Days March 22, 1962

Wee Pals September 24, 1966

Dogbert August 1, 1967

# ? Aug 25, 2022 02:43

LvK: Feb 27, 2006; FIVE STARS!!

EasyEW posted:

Toonerville Folks (November 17-19, 1919)

hah! Suck my zipatone, Marvel Studios! This is the massive crossover event I've been waiting for!!

# ? Aug 25, 2022 03:04

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

2018 Spiderman

1980 comics

Locher Tracy

Footrot Flats

The Lockhorns

Computoon: Origins

# ? Aug 25, 2022 03:09

riderchop: Aug 10, 2010; av by @daikonquest!

Hostile V posted:

Well you see his wife is a goddess.

she's what?

# ? Aug 25, 2022 03:12

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

I don't know what "That's out!" means but I like the puns leading up to it in each Our Boarding House.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 03:19

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Slammy posted:

Oaky Doaks January 1, 1937

Wait, I thought this strip was set in medieval times (or a parodic facsimile thereof).

# ? Aug 25, 2022 03:37

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Murdstone posted:

The Phantom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NG5mJgw6Yg&t=115s

# ? Aug 25, 2022 04:02

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Docks

Retail

Popcom

# ? Aug 25, 2022 04:45

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Modesty Blaise: The Magnified Man

# ? Aug 25, 2022 04:50

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Cue that Sears commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxrCyqXzHI8

# ? Aug 25, 2022 04:54

readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Crabgrass

Old School Peanuts (Sep 30, 1953)

Calvin and Hobbes ()

[b]Big Nate[/b

]

# ? Aug 25, 2022 04:55

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Nekonaughey

[Those are cicadas in the first panel, I've localised them to my locale]

# ? Aug 25, 2022 05:03

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# ? May 29, 2024 02:46

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Aw, it's nice to see Ballard Street,

Also, readingatwork, there's some messed-uppery with your subtitles.

In today's Blueberry: McClure gets upset at Mendez, or Vigo cleans house, or HOW WILL OUR HEROES GET OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT?!!?!

# ? Aug 25, 2022 05:20

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