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pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.

sanctioned country posted:

What're you gonna do, sanction me?

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
ok like aren't all nanaimo bars mini

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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This just fuels Western alienation further

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
bump

Futanari Damacy has issued a correction as of 14:38 on Oct 29, 2022

enki42
Jun 11, 2001
#ATMLIVESMATTER

Put this Nazi-lover on ignore immediately!

What the gently caress is that topping supposed to be? Get it together, kids.

edit: just realized that's probably just the base.

pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.

enki42 posted:

What the gently caress is that topping supposed to be? Get it together, kids.

edit: just realized that's probably just the base.

I had the exact same thoughts

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Enjoy your Nanaimo bars grandpas, everyone eats Ucluelet bars now

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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Great, another random meaningless mishmash of letters to gently caress up my spellcheck. That's what you get in Trudeau's woke Chinada!

Cerepol
Dec 2, 2011


Do they make them without coconut?
I can't stand the stuff

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Cerepol posted:

Do they make them without coconut?
I can't stand the stuff

no, get better taste

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
got invited this week to my dad's friend's cottage in the muskokas. there are cottages for sale up here for 16 million dollars, belts being sold at the farmer's market cost 120$, and meanwhile it's a three year waiting list to find a family doctor. this nation is diseased.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i miss my time at the old family belt farm

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

RealityWarCriminal posted:

got invited this week to my dad's friend's cottage in the muskokas. there are cottages for sale up here for 16 million dollars, belts being sold at the farmer's market cost 120$, and meanwhile it's a three year waiting list to find a family doctor. this nation is diseased.

steal them from the farmers market since you won't be recognized there again

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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Rutibex posted:

i miss my time at the old family belt farm

How much of a cash crop is autoerotic asphyxiation?

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat
Poor. You can only harvest it once.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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This is why we need renewable belts

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Futanari Damacy posted:

We need more cherry Nanaimo bars and fewer mint Nanaimo bars :barf:

you're insane

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
More ettin belt farmers!!

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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Canada requires more minerals

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

RealityWarCriminal posted:

got invited this week to my dad's friend's cottage in the muskokas. there are cottages for sale up here for 16 million dollars, belts being sold at the farmer's market cost 120$, and meanwhile it's a three year waiting list to find a family doctor. this nation is diseased.

china gives away belts and roads I hear

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
There is more than one flavour of Nanaimo bar? hosed up if true. A friend of mine calls it New York Slice which is also hosed up.

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

Noblesse Obliged posted:

china gives away belts and roads I hear

sorry i only like bespoke artisanal belts made by old stock canadians, none of that cheap crap

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Canuckistan posted:

Poor. You can only harvest it once.

maybe if you're a chump

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Noblesse Obliged posted:

china gives away belts and roads I hear

Xi gimme me my loving rare earth metal belt buckle

Gonna superconduct to work from now on

B33rChiller
Aug 18, 2011




Another Bill posted:

Enjoy your Nanaimo bars grandpas, everyone eats Ucluelet bars now

Blech. Keep yer eulachon grease and bull kelp hipster nonsense.

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

[Lucille Bluth voice] what could a cottage cost? 16 million?

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

RealityWarCriminal posted:

got invited this week to my dad's friend's cottage in the muskokas. there are cottages for sale up here for 16 million dollars, belts being sold at the farmer's market cost 120$, and meanwhile it's a three year waiting list to find a family doctor. this nation is diseased.

I'm having some work meetings near the area and the dissonance between staying at a $400/ night resort and the nicest restaurant in town being a pizza pizza is something

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
The nicest restaurant is the one in the lodge that all the PMs and other grand poohbahs of Canada used to frequent and it's hilarious watching the kids staffing the Adventist camp down the lake get hammered there.

Their fries are awesome.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
But never on the Sabbath that time is for god!

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



I never understood the appeal of Nanaimo bars. It's like fudge but crappy

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Chamale posted:

I never understood the appeal of Nanaimo bars. It's like fudge but crappy

Imagine fudge, but not a solid piece of poo poo and has coconut and is delicious.

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
You also have to like Bird's custard

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Randalor posted:

Imagine fudge, but not a solid piece of poo poo and has coconut and is delicious.

Eat a bag of shredded coconut if you want, I'll be over here enjoying my deep-fried sugar

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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Look, we can wipe Nanaimo off the map, but it's only right to take a token of their culture and put it on display in our hall of conquered foes

pokeyman
Nov 26, 2006

That elephant ate my entire platoon.
both are super sweet but I would not confuse them in my mouth

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Butter tart supremacy

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Canada has precious little national cuisine so we have to cherish what we’ve got.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Saskatoon berries are the greatest pie filling nature has ever invented

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Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
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So good they named a city after them.

Shame about the city though

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