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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:One of the few places where mixed race families could live together during apartheid. No wonder it's so gloomy and depressing, the afrikaners weren't going to let mixed race families live anywhere nice.
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/zknvy5H.gifv is this the fabled ping-crack?
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/zknvy5H.gifv This has happened to me. Loading groceries and then stepping into the car while holding a gallon of milk. Then inexplicably I'm lying on the ground next to the car in a puddle of milk and I have no idea how I got there. The pain hit about a minute later and grew worse as the shock wore off. I don't remember much of the ambulance ride other than every little bump sent me into shivers, and I wanted to puke. The moment the doctor popped my knee back into place was such an instant and intense relief that I wept like a child and didn't stop for quite a while. I don't know if I can relay how immensely wrong it feels to have your kneecap on the side of your knee unless you've experienced something similar, but the moment it goes right again it's like your entire body is radiating gratefulness. I do not recommend the experience, zero out of five stars
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Random Stranger posted:Dredd was not, but both District 9 and Chappie used it. Huh, interesting. Thanks!
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Wasn't that building also used in one of the Planets of the Ape?
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Finally a contender for the "lick your own elbow" challenge.
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blight rhino posted:premise: cursed Attack of the 50 foot Woman: "What do you want me to do? Get a flashlight and a wet suit?"
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I'm sorry sir, you've come down with a case of the jigglebones.
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Got his tackle.
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is this the dreaded candiru
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That's a big candiru!
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Get yourself a girl that can do deep trout.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Get yourself a girl that can do deep trout. First mistake on the road to gettin catfished
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The Fisherman's Wife's Boyfriend.
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Women fear me. Fish want me.
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Men, amirite!?
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gently caress sake, NWS that mans giant cock. Strange looking cock, but still.
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dot communist posted:This has happened to me. New Fear Unlocked
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dot communist posted:This has happened to me. These new GOT MILK commercials are getting way too viral and weird. I liked the old ones better.
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The Anime Liker posted:New Fear Unlocked My best friend's uncle had his loving hip dislocate at work. He had a heart attack from the pain and it killed him.
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hemale in pain posted:is this the dreaded candiru No, it's a blowfish.
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dot communist posted:This has happened to me. Sup knee dislocation buddy. One winter morning in the 00s my left foot slipped on ice just outside my open car door. Unfortunately my right foot was in the driver side footwell with my knee braced against the steering wheel. Gravity took over and my leg bent perpendicular to my side. Adrenaline kicked in and my lizard brain jumped into action. Without thinking I sat up. Pulled my right leg out of the car and felt the unique sensation of my patella drift from the side of my knee and click into it's correct position as my leg snapped forward. Then since I was in my 20s, uninsured, and in America I hopped on one foot across the same icey parking lot. Went inside my apartment and called my dad to take me to cheapest local hospital. Luckily I hadn't torn anything.
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Dude's dick was so small a fish mistook it for a worm, and now everyone knows it.
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I hit my knee real hard once and it blew up to a ridiculous size. Eventually the fluid that was my swollen knee “popped” began to slide down my leg and i could feel it under my skin and i did NOT like it. I had to get it drained at the doctor and it sucked.
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As goons age the common weird problem becomes falling down, farting and blowing out your knee instead of pilonidal cysts
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May not actually be cursed because I have no idea what the gently caress this is supposed to mean https://twitter.com/CursedBoomers/status/1562810907079585792?s=20&t=mJ9fr7zDM6oLNJ2MZhbZww
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RatHat posted:May not actually be cursed because I have no idea what the gently caress this is supposed to mean Does the person who drew this, not think that Russia is on Earth?
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Clearly it's depicting the mole people's first strike, evidenced by the "Made in Planet Earth" label. The mole people are attacking because we've at last filled the underground with our poop, indicated by the overflowing toilet.
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Paper Tiger posted:Clearly it's depicting the mole people's first strike, evidenced by the "Made in Planet Earth" label. The mole people are attacking because we've at last filled the underground with our poop, indicated by the overflowing toilet. I chose to believe the comic was made by someone who honestly believes this because it's much more entertaining than the truth.
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I always wondered why political comics so reliably ruin their jokes by awkwardly labeling all the metaphors but I guess this is a lesson in how much worse it can be when they don't do that.
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