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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

McCracAttack posted:

Too bad they're immune to hypocrisy gotchas.

Hypocrisy dunks are pretty ineffective, but it's a huge step up from "These guys aren't good Republicans like our buddies Mitch McConnell and Strom Thurmond, they're... ULTRA-TURBOMAGA!"

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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Guess we'll see if it actually matters one day.

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
Literally no effect on the brains of these kind of people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTwpBLzxe4U

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
At this point it's much less about shaming Republicans (impossible) and much more about getting Democrats excited that their party has any kind of actual fight and impetus to Do A Thing (seemingly underway)

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
And now for something completely different

https://twitter.com/brandoncontes/status/1561725268980649984?s=21&t=H0AKCZn1PxEq8DWeIvx5Qg

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

LMAO

Sound on please JFC

Frank Frank has a new favorite as of 03:49 on Aug 26, 2022

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Toaster Beef posted:

At this point it's much less about shaming Republicans (impossible) and much more about getting Democrats excited that their party has any kind of actual fight and impetus to Do A Thing (seemingly underway)
I mean, never underestimate The Democrat ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, but yeah this is easily the coolest thing they've done since legalizing gay marriage and not something I expected at all from the Biden Administration.

I won't see a penny from it, but I'm stoked and the only people I know who are upset about loan forgiveness are pissy bitches who get mad at literally anything that challenges their sense of superiority.

Frank Frank posted:

LMAO

Hey sound on for this one. Laughing so hard I’m crying.

Holy poo poo you're absolutely right this is loving incredible.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

mind the walrus posted:

I mean, never underestimate The Democrat ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, but yeah this is easily the coolest thing they've done since legalizing gay marriage and not something I expected at all from the Biden Administration.

I won't see a penny from it, but I'm stoked and the only people I know who are upset about loan forgiveness are pissy bitches who get mad at literally anything that challenges their sense of superiority.

Holy poo poo you're absolutely right this is loving incredible.

Kids getting on your nerves? Make ‘em get on.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Frank Frank posted:

LMAO

Sound on please JFC

mind the walrus posted:

Holy poo poo you're absolutely right this is loving incredible.

I'm amazed they rhymed "man you could lose a tooth" with "it feels like falling off a roof".

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

McCracAttack posted:

I'm amazed they rhymed "man you could lose a tooth" with "it feels like falling off a roof".

The one lady’s shoe goes flying as she curls herself into a fetal position while the rapper goes “I dunno what’s goin’ on, just hear a lot of crying” and I cannot stop laughing…

Then the camera zooms out and there’s NOTHING around the giant slide. Just an insane monument to masochism - then they show people trudging up the stairs to their doom while they can clearly see what’s happening on the slide to their left. It’s like rollercoaster tycoon death traps IRL and it’s loving amazing.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

McCracAttack posted:

I'm amazed they rhymed "man you could lose a tooth" with "it feels like falling off a roof".

My pick is

"This ain't the same giant slide we got on as children

This new slide looking like they jumping off of a building"

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Ok I’m laughing so hard i’m genuinely concerned now.

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Kids gettin on your nerves?

Put ‘em on the giant slide

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Kids gettin on your nerves?

Put ‘em on the giant slide

Still gettin’ on your nerves? Make ‘em get on again

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/DannyDeVito/status/1562987655503130624

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱



What an incredible turn of phrase.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/MichaelWarbur17/status/1562491453548691458

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
“The gang goes down the giant slide”

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

https://twitter.com/DannyDeVito/status/1562993808387674112

:allears:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://twitter.com/Daggerlad2/status/1562864743911608320

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

https://twitter.com/Jbandos/status/1562988282748608513?t=CwEXe6FfEcLXaqoxu07J1g&s=19

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




This is frickin' Onion-quality. Wasn't expecting that in an actual newspaper.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

minato posted:

How the tables have turned. I remember the pre-internet days when all foreign magazines were 6 months old by the time they hit the Aus/NZ shelves, because they were shipped by boat. Not to mention we had to wait for movies to leave US theaters so the film companies could gather up all the reels to send to overseas markets, so we got some movies years after they were released in the US.

:corsair:

It is wild looking at the international release dates for a blockbuster like Jurassic Park these days.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107290/releaseinfo

Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 11:02 on Aug 26, 2022

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Samovar posted:

This is frickin' Onion-quality. Wasn't expecting that in an actual newspaper.

Alexandra Petri is a national treasure and The Posts best writer

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


It's literally called the Belial Giant Slide. What we're they expecting?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


I'm definitely intrigued.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Absolute king poo poo right here

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



And doing vocals at the same time, wild

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Mr. Lobe posted:

And doing vocals at the same time, wild

I can't even tap my feet to a rhythm if my hands are moving.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Devito has been running with the weird little troll man schtick since the 80s and it only has gotten better as the years have passed.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1562819525732892674

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Woke up still chuckling at the giant slide

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

you could even bump your head

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Looked into it and apparently it has been around since the 60s but was closed since 2020, and the city gave it a fresh coat of wax before reopening. Now they have to scrub off all the wax.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

heh heh heh heh

https://twitter.com/gshowitt/status/1563058143479103488

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Frank Frank posted:

Woke up still chuckling at the giant slide

Went down and my legs are buckling (from the giant slide)

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/DrAdrianSmith/status/1562920211325624320?s=20&t=tqfY_RYj6ujmmKOR43cs5g

Organza Quiz
Nov 7, 2009



This is cool but also somehow fundamentally misunderstands the iconic tweet? hosed up little man is the main character of fromsoft game, not whatever this is.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

In as a scheming loiterer named “little lord fartington III”

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Did a joke "This you?" PPP loan tweet reply and came back to see about 1900 likes. It's a spicy meme.

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