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TehRedWheelbarrow posted:Or it's the "boss" confirming that poo poo which is it's own level of pathetic.  Folks we have a winner  e: Cthulu Carl posted:We had a team meeting once where a dude went to take a piss and didn't mute his mic. Must... resist.. posting the........ obvious... clip  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZR-irUd494 
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Porkness posted:We need to make sure you weren't just in there on your phone. And so, HR policy from Monday is to require all employees to take a photo of the... results of their bathroom breaks and forward them to the appropriate inbox for confirmation.
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Atopian posted:And so, HR policy from Monday is to require all employees to take a photo of the... results of their bathroom breaks and forward them to the appropriate inbox for confirmation. Ahhh workin' in ye olde Poop Mines I see.
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Johnny Truant posted:I'm 2 weeks out from my previous (academic) job, 1.5 at my new job, and have gotten 4 emails and counting from my previous coworkers asking me stuff that I very clearly either explained, or told them where I saved that information cGMP + controlled substances is  if you live to spend 10 out of 12 hours of a shift wondering if this much one-shot or you're at least written up hand-filled paperwork is worth the money you're being paid, with the added bonus of a bunch of federal drug cops breathing down your neck the entire time.
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TotalLossBrain posted:Lunch today is CANCELLED for everyone. Get back to work Whatever, nerd! I got mine!
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I asked if the company had a pressure washer because I wanted to do a deep clean in some areas that weren't accessible to the deck brish and too set in for the regular hose so my boss ordered me pressure washer. Pretty decent one too! I was expecting something a bit cheaper. The kitchen staff had fun testing it out.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Aug 26, 2022 |
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Aug 26, 2022 09:00
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My company wants to 'drive more engagement with the intranet' so now everyone's default homepage is the company main internet page. No you can't change it and no there's still nothing useful on the intranet. So all the folk with favourites on their new tabs that were part of their workflow? Tough poo poo.
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Aramoro posted:My company wants to 'drive more engagement with the intranet' so now everyone's default homepage is the company main internet page. No you can't change it and no there's still nothing useful on the intranet. So all the folk with favourites on their new tabs that were part of their workflow? Tough poo poo. The only way to actually do that afaik is to make using your intranet site not suck. I've never seen an example of a working, good intranet, and they (intranets) are all either all the information all the time for 10k+ people in which it's impossible to find anything or an empty husk with nothing of use. The eternal rule of intranets always being a sharepoint thing doesn't help either. Try using the search field and see if something useful comes out (it wont) edit: Time to write an engagement bot that access the sites much, much more.
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champagne posting posted:The only way to actually do that afaik is to make using your intranet site not suck. I've never seen an example of a working, good intranet, and they (intranets) are all either all the information all the time for 10k+ people in which it's impossible to find anything or an empty husk with nothing of use. My shop uses confluence for its knowledge base, which is basically just a bunch of user made pages and a search engine. With something as minimal as this, it's quality is only as good as its content.
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champagne posting posted:edit: Time to write an engagement bot that access the sites much, much more. Thinking about it, a fun gift for the world might be a firefox addon, "Engagement+". Visits sites, clicks links, performs certain simple browser actions in the background without ever rendering any of it. Fill in the URLs, set up the actions, set the frequency between minutes and weeks, unleash. Soon it'll look like you're always watching those videos / reading the newsletter / listening to the podcast / etc. Employee of the year!
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Aug 26, 2022 13:13
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Aramoro posted:So all the folk with favourites on their new tabs that were part of their workflow? Tough poo poo. Our marketing wanted that, we (IT) pushed back hard, and were told to do it. So I made sure that the CIO was included in the policy pilot group. It didn’t get any further than that. gently caress e’m, marketing has always been the worst in any company I’ve been in when it comes to their expectations and interacting with IT.
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Atopian posted:And so, HR policy from Monday is to require all employees to take a photo of the... results of their bathroom breaks and forward them to the appropriate inbox for confirmation.
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SubponticatePoster posted:Is ratemypoo.com still up? I don't know what it says about me that seeing that URL also reminded me of another ancient Web 1.0 site I used to browse in college, HotorNot 
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I hate this smoothie sour IPA monstrosity. It'd be less of an issue if pretty much every step of the process wasn't such a major pain in the loving rear end and/or I didn't hate the beer itself. Why is this poo poo popular?
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Aug 26, 2022 19:30
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You might ask that same question of all IPAs, or beer in general
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Toxic Mental posted:You might ask that same question of all IPAs, or beer in general I'd love to make nothing but Belgian styles but unfortunately, that's not what sells. I guess if the dann kids would get off their goddamn smartphones or whatever... Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Aug 26, 2022 |
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Work out a system that magically combines all the poo poo steps into one ultra lovely lump and then get someone else to do it.
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goatface posted:Work out a system that magically combines all the poo poo steps into one ultra lovely lump and then get someone else to do it. If only. It's mostly brewing and packaging that suck. I pretty much always get stuck mashes. I pretty much have to brew it on Mondays because if I brew on Monday I, I pitch Philly Sour yeast on the brew day, then NEIPA on the following Wednesday (which isn't difficult), then fruit and first dry hop on the Friday after. It's just that the amount of hops and purree is a pain in the rear end. I end up with like neatly half of the volume going down the drain. I tried to negate this by putting the second dry hop in a hop bag but the hop bag got stuck in the racking arm and causing issues with the flow for bottling. Why don't we just bottle the pale ale? I guess that's just life sometimes.
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Escape From Noise posted:I'd love to make nothing but Belgian styles but unfortunately, that's not what sells. I guess if the dann kids would get off their goddamn smartphones or whatever... P much everyone I know that likes IPAs, myself included in part gravitated to them because they were both strong in terms of alcohol content, and lighter feeling so it was easy to drink several. Other stuff tends to either be too weak to be worth drinking, or too heavy to want more than one with dinner. Basically what I’m saying is if you wanna make a new style popular you need to brew for alcoholics. ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Aug 26, 2022 |
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I dunno why fruit sours are The Thing but yeah I'd love for that trend to end They're all like the Sour Apple blowpop in a cup and it's just the worst
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StrangersInTheNight posted:I dunno why fruit sours are The Thing but yeah I'd love for that trend to end Lots of Goses are lower on the sourness scale and don't incorporate fruit. Two Roads/Evil Twin used to make one with kelp that I could get my dad to drink, and he's afraid of non-lite beers.
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Proper lambics are good. I love a nice gueuze.
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I picked up some bottles of Cantillon the other day. Im not sure I’d drink that or 3 Fonteinen but they’re the top tier of beers. Even something like Duchess of Bourgogne if you want something different.
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The past 15 years of craft brewing has climaxed in high quality Zima (i.e. all the soda pop sours) and malt liquor that masks the gasoline tastes of high alcohol malt beverages (i.e. IPAs) and I am all about it.
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ArbitraryC posted:P much everyone I know that likes IPAs, myself included in part gravitated to them because they were both strong in terms of alcohol content, and lighter feeling so it was easy to drink several. Other stuff tends to either be too weak to be worth drinking, or too heavy to want more than one with dinner. Shot and a brew is the alcoholic's solution to this. People have been "fixing" the low alcohol content of Miller Lite by using it as a chaser for whisky for generations. I won't pretend I'm above this. Plenty of times I've wanted to get my Friday afternoon swerve on and I'll start by ordering a beer I want to enjoy along with a couple shots of whatever is cheap.
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Half a pint of soda water into half a pint of everclear*. Problem solved. *Infused with decarboxylated indica 
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BigHead posted:As of tomorrow we are adding a seventh... thing. I'm not even sure what the new thing does. SharePoint. Adding a seventh thing does not in any way decrease reliance upon things one through six, of course. Thing seven is going to increase efficiency though! I think thing seven is supposed to eventually replace thing five, but until thing five becomes fully obsolete then we are required to duplicate all work. I think. Coming next.. MEGA file storage. champagne posting posted:The only way to actually do that afaik is to make using your intranet site not suck. I've never seen an example of a working, good intranet, and they (intranets) are all either all the information all the time for 10k+ people in which it's impossible to find anything or an empty husk with nothing of use. This is ours. Have a question? "Check the portal." that is difficult to search, impossible to maintain and is never current. Verdugo fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Aug 26, 2022 |
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Lazyfire posted:Lots of Goses are lower on the sourness scale and don't incorporate fruit. Two Roads/Evil Twin used to make one with kelp that I could get my dad to drink, and he's afraid of non-lite beers. The Salty Lady gose really hits the spot on a hot day. I wish there was more options for them around here. Atticus_1354 fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Aug 26, 2022 |
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ben shapino posted:I'm gonna go take a quick poo poo just FYI y'all Has this goon reported back to his desk yet?
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TotalLossBrain posted:Has this goon reported back to his desk yet? The poo poo was on his boss' desk, and was used to write 'I quit' on the wall. He even added one of those little paper umbrellas to it, to keep it classy.
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I'm here, dunno why my status didn't change back to online, must be a bug or something
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devmd01 posted:Our marketing wanted that, we (IT) pushed back hard, and were told to do it. So I made sure that the CIO was included in the policy pilot group. I got asked by marketing if we could make the intranet everyone's home page in a meeting yesterday, and enjoyed explaining to them, in front of the CEO and CFO, exactly what that would do to worker productivity, efficiency, and morale. Most of our workforce are not exactly power users. If they didn't open chrome and see all of the tabs they use every day (and have spent a decade curating), the meltdowns would be amazing.
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Got approval to submit to the board a 15% cost of living increase for all staff. It's going to be approved. It's nice to know they support paying us a fair wage. The dumb poo poo is I'm pretty sure we can't afford it so it might be performative bullshit. I have become the worst. Bullshit has washed over me and through me, only a useless manager remains.
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I know it's not proper Dumb Work poo poo but if the beer fridges at my local grocery store had like 75% less IPAs and more Berliner Weisses, Lambics, Pilsner, and Ambers I could be so happy Proper dumb work poo poo: My company has latched hard onto the 'order just enough components to get by' so that any hiccup in, say, the manufacture of the boxes we put finished goods in, results in the shutdown of one or two machines for a week. Good work, office!
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Outrail posted:Got approval to submit to the board a 15% cost of living increase for all staff. It's going to be approved. It's nice to know they support paying us a fair wage. The dumb poo poo is I'm pretty sure we can't afford it so it might be performative bullshit. Can you come work at my company please I haven't had any kind of raise in almost 2 years. I think my boss forgot because I should have got an annual raise back in Febraury I think
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I'm like fine with making dumb poo poo if that's what the boss wants most of the time, it's just that the process for making and packaging this particular beer is such a pain in the rear end. I shouldn't be losing nearly half a batch after packaging.
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Dr.Smasher posted:Proper dumb work poo poo: My company has latched hard onto the 'order just enough components to get by' so that any hiccup in, say, the manufacture of the boxes we put finished goods in, results in the shutdown of one or two machines for a week. Good work, office! We're so short on a component vs. lead time right now that we have a production schedule that accounts for 1pc remaining. So far so good, and they made sure to tell people to not splice that part and just run it. It's a very, very tiny resistor though, so lol let's see how it goes. While back we were doing the last run of a board that was leaving and I saw the machine was rejecting a critical part that we had a wiggle of like 1200pc on. We had thrown out 280 before we even noticed and actually fixed it over the course of 3 hours, then I went dumpster diving in the trash and found out the operator on 2nd shift threw away... a lot of them. A lot. They had to take apart scrapped boards in storage to finish it off I believe.
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Sorry to all the brewers in here but I love all that gimmicky sour poo poo and I wish the closest corner store would get the message that IPAs are over and sours are the new hotness More on topic, I work at an agency and the client I'm working with rn makes me want to throw my computer and myself off a roof daily. One of the latest examples: they made a mockup of a modification they wanted us to make to component A. I know that because they labeled it as component A in Figma (balls!!!!) 3 months ago. Then there was a Jira ticket describing how we would modify component A, just to keep everything straight. Naturally, we went in and made the modifications to component A. Come to QA testing, and it turns out that we were supposed to know that they meant for us to actually apply those changes to the hitherto unmentioned component B after all, and presumably labeled everything wrong for a joke.
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