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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Beard Dandruff posted:

Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
NICE!!

Shame Boy posted:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N7E2F_5Pl3pw4G8NZJok8ZhjRwjeA6dZ6HVhT4qyPSU/edit?usp=sharing (just in case it's not clear, plenty of :nws: language, no pictures)

I got it to a rough draft status and realized it's just way too fuckin' long, but I have no idea what to cut because every rock I turned over on that website had another massive essay I could already hear the rediculists reading in my head. I guess if someone feels up to it PM me and I'll give you edit access to cut the thing down to a reasonable size?
I've yet to submit a doc, so take these suggestions with as much salt as desired, but here's some thoughts after a quick read through.

- The intro Part 1 is really long and could definitely stand to get cut down, but there's some really crazy bits mixed in there between discussions of electrode contact quality and battery length. Canine Mode stands out as definitely something I see getting read, for example.
- Same with the purchasing, while it's funny that there are three different packages (;)), I don't see all the details getting read time. Could probably be cut to a page total.
- The articles are mostly amusing enough to keep, although this is a good place to start making cuts for length. For example, the tongue section is definitely weird/gross, but it's a bit off topic and overly long.
- Part 3 is the kind of bonkers poo poo I can see them picking a lot of reading content from.
- Part 4: oh hell yeah, forums are where the really great stuff is. I'd expand this if possible, at the expense of the earlier sections if needed.

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Zero_Grade posted:

NICE!!

I've yet to submit a doc, so take these suggestions with as much salt as desired, but here's some thoughts after a quick read through.

- The intro Part 1 is really long and could definitely stand to get cut down, but there's some really crazy bits mixed in there between discussions of electrode contact quality and battery length. Canine Mode stands out as definitely something I see getting read, for example.
- Same with the purchasing, while it's funny that there are three different packages (;)), I don't see all the details getting read time. Could probably be cut to a page total.
- The articles are mostly amusing enough to keep, although this is a good place to start making cuts for length. For example, the tongue section is definitely weird/gross, but it's a bit off topic and overly long.
- Part 3 is the kind of bonkers poo poo I can see them picking a lot of reading content from.
- Part 4: oh hell yeah, forums are where the really great stuff is. I'd expand this if possible, at the expense of the earlier sections if needed.

That's actually super helpful, thanks.

And yeah I was excited about finding the forum but I remember going through pretty much every single post on it and only coming up with that stuff that's in the doc, it's mostly just people asking really basic questions about the products or about stuff they read on other parts of the website, which just leads you back to those pages full of walls of text :v:

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Maybe the tongue section would work as a short read?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
What's the episode where frank west quips "Oh that will come in handy when I'm on imaginary jeopardy"

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

Arrhythmia posted:

What's the episode where frank west quips "Oh that will come in handy when I'm on imaginary jeopardy"

I think it was the second Dozerfleet episode.

E: also, what was the episode where Lemon starts off going "so, Nutshell, you know I really like you," and Nutshell immediately responds "yeah I'm not reading that, you go to hell Lemon"

MarxCarl
Jul 18, 2003

Ironic Twist posted:

I think it was the second Dozerfleet episode.

E: also, what was the episode where Lemon starts off going "so, Nutshell, you know I really like you," and Nutshell immediately responds "yeah I'm not reading that, you go to hell Lemon"

298 Giving You Tingles - chapter is The Thing Nutshell Doesn’t Want To Read about an hour and 10 minutes in.

What episode has “Kid Gang” in it, could be an Extra Credit, but they go off on wanting to join a Kid Gang.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


MarxCarl posted:

298 Giving You Tingles - chapter is The Thing Nutshell Doesn’t Want To Read about an hour and 10 minutes in.

What episode has “Kid Gang” in it, could be an Extra Credit, but they go off on wanting to join a Kid Gang.

I think that’s the Extra Credit Wikihow episode

MarxCarl
Jul 18, 2003

Lumbermouth posted:

I think that’s the Extra Credit Wikihow episode

Thank you, that’s the episode.

ShellGame
Apr 10, 2016

stack 'em to the heavens
Frank West started talking about British comic titles and Shell Game decided to record them

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I've re-listened to the intro a few times at this point and still feel confused.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club



These plot leaks from Euphoria Season 3 are looking pretty hype.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I have no idea how they made this document so fuckin' funny when it seemed so gross

DemonTrigger
May 30, 2011

I'M MAKIN' IT GP RAIN

FUCKIN' TWEAKERS!!! :argh:

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


DemonTrigger posted:

FUCKIN' TWEAKERS!!! :argh:

I feel like the world of tweakers online could be a rich mine of hilarity if you can thread the needle to avoid the intense darkness behind so much of it.

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

Fight for all that is beautiful in the world

Frank West continues to be a treasure

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


the Da Cry Philia crossover we absolutely did not need

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.
Garbage Day is in 1 week!

Schedule is up:

https://ahoylemon.notion.site/Garbage-Day-2022-Schedule-Public-1b366e6d4fac419b840080c60dbb1157

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
how do i get to the Garbage Day 2022 Schedule (Forbidden)

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

tokin opposition posted:

how do i get to the Garbage Day 2022 Schedule (Forbidden)

It worked fine for me :shrug:

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

Shame Boy posted:

It worked fine for me :shrug:

I think it was a jape.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

BootsRaingear posted:

I think it was a jape.

It wooshed fine for me :shrug:

mycelia
Apr 28, 2013

POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD




lmao the itch.io doc...may i submit the OnlyCans theme song for your perusal and possible inclusion.

(disclosure: I know some of the devs on that game and it is not a sincerely horny endeavour. whether that makes it better or worse is up to you I guess).

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.
That song is WAY better than the one I made for that hour. Let's never speak of it again.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

That reminds me, I still regularly use my cassette of boots theme songs from a few years ago to test tape players I've repaired :shobon:

Ruzaii
Mar 1, 2009

It’s great to see Acier included. I’ve missed his readings a lot.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Ruzaii posted:

It’s great to see Acier included. I’ve missed his readings a lot.

It's nice to see him again, and also good to see Montrith is participating. Miss u Stog and Squiddy.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Starting off strong with itch.io, but that home run stretch of Is It Normal and WikiHow is gonna be amazing! :neckbeard:

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

Just a heads up the episode Dragons on usenet is the how to get fat episode and not the correct episode.

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.

fit em all up in there posted:

Just a heads up the episode Dragons on usenet is the how to get fat episode and not the correct episode.

It seems correct to me. Are you playing it on the website or through a podcatcher?

fit em all up in there
Oct 10, 2006

Violencia

BootsRaingear posted:

It seems correct to me. Are you playing it on the website or through a podcatcher?

Forgot to add on spotify

BootsRaingear
Sep 10, 2013

I can't grow a beard.
Oh.. huh... so it is. Thanks for letting me know.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Holy poo poo Itch.io is the place where the funny bad games live, there's some dude(NSFW link, of course) who keeps making completely incomprehensible porn games and I don't even know what he's trying to do. His site is incredible, just a work of god drat art.

MarxCarl
Jul 18, 2003

Someone made Velveeta brownies, I thought they sounded bad

from the Schadenfreude thread

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

MarxCarl posted:

Someone made Velveeta brownies, I thought they sounded bad

from the Schadenfreude thread

Weird, I just saw a completely different person making velveeta fudge (it was apparently pretty good).

Dumpmaster General
Sep 8, 2022

by sebmojo

Nemo2342 posted:

Weird, I just saw a completely different person making velveeta fudge (it was apparently pretty good).

oh yea the tiktok vintage food guy.

See I can see velveeta working for fudge, it's just fat and pseudo-dairy at that point, mix some proper sweet flavors in and it's probably like using mayo in chocolate cake.

Nemo2342
Nov 26, 2007

Have A Day




Nap Ghost

Dumpmaster General posted:

oh yea the tiktok vintage food guy.

See I can see velveeta working for fudge, it's just fat and pseudo-dairy at that point, mix some proper sweet flavors in and it's probably like using mayo in chocolate cake.

I hate that I've been exposed to enough "vintage" recipes to understand how the mayo substitution works now.

Dumpmaster General
Sep 8, 2022

by sebmojo

Nemo2342 posted:

I hate that I've been exposed to enough "vintage" recipes to understand how the mayo substitution works now.

eh it's perfectly reasonable, it's entirely a mental block of imagining a big dollop of mayo on a chocolate cake, but chemically speaking it's a perfectly good way to make a genuinely moister cake still.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
if you don't have it handy you can substitute 1-1 cum for mayo

also a great hack for vegans

Jedi425
Dec 6, 2002

THOU ART THEE ART THOU STICK YOUR HAND IN THE TV DO IT DO IT DO IT

tokin opposition posted:

if you don't have it handy you can substitute 1-1 cum for mayo

also a great hack for vegans

Isn't that an animal product?

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Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Jedi425 posted:

Isn't that an animal product?

You just have to say “I’m giving this to you of my own free will” when you nut.

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