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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



That time Thauvin showed up for a home game in a tux

Newcastle lost 2-1 at home to Watford

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Naked Tony Pulis headbutting James Beattie in the shower.

Weavered
Jun 23, 2013

blue footed boobie posted:

Naked Tony Pulis headbutting James Beattie in the shower.

And that he was still wearing the baseball cap whilst otherwise naked

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Seeing shinji kagawa being brought up in the prem thread reminded me of the time he missed a game because he had to have his stomach pumped, with no further follow up information. It later transpired it was because he had eaten too much

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

the time that manchester united got a penalty after a game had already finished, and therefore won a game they drew

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

FullLeatherJacket posted:

the time that manchester united got a penalty after a game had already finished, and therefore won a game they drew

Wasn't this the game Neal Maupay did the "crying" celebration as well

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TheRat posted:

Wasn't this the game Neal Maupay did the "crying" celebration as well

I think that was the Arsenal game after he had injured Leno during the match and then scored a late winner.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMvJMtQ88e4

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




accessibility description for loser ip addresses please

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

greazeball posted:

accessibility description for loser ip addresses please

Swansea superstar Renato sanches passing to an ad board

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



the sex ghost posted:

Swansea superstar Renato sanches passing to an ad board

lol nice now I remember that too haha

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
This was good too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJC0EmrK4vQ

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
Darren Bent scoring the winner against Liverpool with an assist by the beach ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSlzs-6ROVw

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
The time that Julian Faubert at West Ham was randomly taken on loan by Real Madrid for like 6 months and he also fell asleep while sitting on the bench during a match

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Joe Kinnear calling one of his midfielders "Yohan Kebab"

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
“Charles Insomnia”

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Real Madrid signing an already-injured Jonathan Woodgate and introducing him like he was a Galactico.

L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:
Arsenal signing Kim Kallstrom in January with a broken back

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe

Crazy Ted posted:

Real Madrid signing an already-injured Jonathan Woodgate and introducing him like he was a Galactico.

Woodgate's debut for Real where he scored an own goal and was sent off.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Chas McGill posted:

Woodgate's debut for Real where he scored an own goal and was sent off.
and injured himself getting sent off

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
Edit: nothing to see here

Ziggy Tzardust fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Aug 26, 2022

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

that Jonathan Woodgate was the last person to win Spurs an actual trophy

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Jonathan Woodgate joining his boyhood club as manager putting on a suit like a big boy and then getting sacked after almost getting relegated.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



ItohRespectArmy posted:

Jonathan Woodgate joining his boyhood club as manager putting on a suit like a big boy and then getting sacked after almost getting relegated.

But the table was lying!

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Sunderland fans reacting on social media to their manager leaving them for Stoke

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Jonathan woodgate being ejected from a nightclub in Ibiza after smashing a pint glass over his own head

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
arsenal firing the dinosaur

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Tiote's attempt to recreate his worldly goal for Newcastle and having the shot go out for a throw in

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

ilmucche posted:

Tiote's attempt to recreate his worldly goal for Newcastle and having the shot go out for a throw in
Honestly just any shot that goes out for a throw-in is really funny.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Crazy Ted posted:

Honestly just any shot that goes out for a throw-in is really funny.

Also when the crowd ironically cheers when this happens

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

sticksy posted:

Also when the crowd ironically cheers when this happens

That is something the English do so well. How would you even transcribe that? “WeeeeahhHH”?

Lemon
May 22, 2003

It always seems like an abbreviation/variation of 'wahey' to me, so... I have no idea really

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Near enough.

It is also the correct sound to make if someone drops a glass in a pub.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Cup of Hemlock posted:

That is something the English do so well. How would you even transcribe that? “WeeeeahhHH”?

What did the football hooligans buy at the supplement shop?

WHEY

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Lemon posted:

It always seems like an abbreviation/variation of 'wahey' to me, so... I have no idea really

There’s no hey in it, it’s just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Also do fans outside the UK do the thing where we go ‘whooooooooooo you’re poo poo’ at the away keeper when they take a goal kick? Or sometimes ‘you poo poo bastard’.

Such a friendly bunch :v:

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

monkeytennis posted:

There’s no hey in it, it’s just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Also do fans outside the UK do the thing where we go ‘whooooooooooo you’re poo poo’ at the away keeper when they take a goal kick? Or sometimes ‘you poo poo bastard’.

Such a friendly bunch :v:

Hmmm you should read up what the Mexican fans say constantly

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

monkeytennis posted:

There’s no hey in it, it’s just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Also do fans outside the UK do the thing where we go ‘whooooooooooo you’re poo poo’ at the away keeper when they take a goal kick? Or sometimes ‘you poo poo bastard’.

Such a friendly bunch :v:

https://youtu.be/-ib7gBeOJgk

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
the time a fan burned his ronaldo shirt because they thought he was going to city

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



monkeytennis posted:

There’s no hey in it, it’s just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Also do fans outside the UK do the thing where we go ‘whooooooooooo you’re poo poo’ at the away keeper when they take a goal kick? Or sometimes ‘you poo poo bastard’.

Such a friendly bunch :v:

Only usually at lower league level. You often see it when a premier league team plays away to a team 6 divisions beneath them in the FA Cup, it's on telly and the home ground looks like someone's back garden.

Funny, though.

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

monkeytennis posted:

Or sometimes ‘you poo poo bastard’.

it's 'you fat bastard'

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