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AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

Galler posted:

Did the test determine if it was or was not a dino?

The truck isn’t a dinosaur, but the owner is.

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Final Blog Entry
Jun 23, 2006

"Love us with money or we'll hate you with hammers!"
:piss:asaurus

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Darchangel posted:

One guy broke his AutoX car, so rented a Malibu (late '90s, early '00 at the time), I think it was, and used that just for fun. The body roll was hilarious. Some groups might not let you run a tall vehicle out of rollover concerns though.

Barely related, but I was behind a Regal on my way out of work yesterday (W body, so anywhere from 97-04?). There's a long curve coming out of the property that everybody hauls rear end on, and the body roll on that thing was hilarious. It looked like it wanted to capsize. I know that's larger than a Malibu, but that's not the point. I was able to go around him mid-curve comfortably.

My mother had a W body Intrigue, and I remember it handling.... decent. Not great, but I don't remember it ever feeling like it was going to roll onto its side. But it was also only a couple of years old at the time.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Galler posted:

Did the test determine if it was or was not a dino?

Clouds and clouds of dino.

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Dankpods (audio device and gadget reviews) / Dankmus (simpsonwave) has another channel called Garbage Time where he sometimes does car stuff like putting banana skins in his van's diff. It's very Australian. This is almost the wrong thread for it, almost...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUv6cyKZdIs

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

televiper posted:

They don’t appear to have gotten much better.

Youtube recently served me an ad about how Ford was going to save us from stressful parallel parking ordeals.

The stressful parallel parking ordeal:


Is this seriously where these are at? Let me know when they can get you into a spot 3 feet larger than the car.

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

Source4Leko posted:

Is this seriously where these are at? Let me know when they can get you into a spot 3 feet larger than the car.

Not used, but every demo I've seen is better than that. Remember, it's a car commercial, and they loving hate showing any other cars, or anything that implies cars are a pain in the arse. Wide, smooth city streets with just you cruising smoothly from coffee shop to picking up the kids. Free flowing highways. In this case they actually need other cars to demonstrate the feature, but better not show them too close, squeezing your SUV in amongst a sea of other SUV's is a breeze, especially with Ford's new Autopark!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!


https://www.nps.gov/moja/learn/news/mojave-national-preserve-roads-closed-again.htm

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
Is there anything a Tesla won't run into?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Another Tesla?

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


televiper posted:

They don’t appear to have gotten much better.

Youtube recently served me an ad about how Ford was going to save us from stressful parallel parking ordeals.

The stressful parallel parking ordeal:


Also can we take a moment to discuss how Ford is no longer built tough. They're just proud of any trash they polish

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug

Dickbird's been offroading again I see.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

tater_salad posted:

Also can we take a moment to discuss how Ford is no longer built tough. They're just proud of any trash they polish

They never were op. They came to terms with the fact they can't build such things and pivoted their slogan accordingly.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


STR posted:

Barely related, but I was behind a Regal on my way out of work yesterday (W body, so anywhere from 97-04?). There's a long curve coming out of the property that everybody hauls rear end on, and the body roll on that thing was hilarious. It looked like it wanted to capsize. I know that's larger than a Malibu, but that's not the point. I was able to go around him mid-curve comfortably.

My mother had a W body Intrigue, and I remember it handling.... decent. Not great, but I don't remember it ever feeling like it was going to roll onto its side. But it was also only a couple of years old at the time.

I'm fairness it was at least 18 years old and probably on its original suspension.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Aren't Buick Regals always just old man couch cars? I got one as a rental to drive from Denver-LA in 2001 and it felt like I was driving a waterbed. Thing had body roll on the straights

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
Buick was selling two different models based on the W platform back then, the Regal was actually positioned as the sportier of the two. The other being the Century.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
My Model 3 still has not harmed me or anybody else. Why?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/Bama_Sass/status/1563546066456576000?s=20&t=jXazscL1YhYvnrSIuEX8qQ

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

https://twitter.com/ton_aarts/status/1563109352588087298

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
LOL why do the doors fly open? I assume they re-lock after it catches on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAIxdwOFnQk

In the old days, when motor industry CEOs had to sell books to get "likes" from adoring MBAs and other sycophants, cars at least threw you out in minor rollovers

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Remind me again just what was so unsafe about the Corvair?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Cacafuego posted:

Remind me again just what was so unsafe about the Corvair?

Ralph Nader said it was.

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
The first gen had a swing axel rear suspension that could tuck under and lose contact while cornering. How big a problem it really was is disputed by Corvair enthusiasts.

Edit: Tuck under and cause roll overs. Here’s a video where a test driver takes one out on a track to demonstrate. The tuck under does look real scary and it even lifts the opposite tire but it doesn’t roll it. Those may be much better tires than they came with though.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NI9Hq0_Mhy0

Fornax Disaster fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Aug 28, 2022

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Anyone else smell their nightmares?

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

Colostomy Bag posted:

Anyone else smell their nightmares?

The burning plastic smell?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Did he remove his rear window wiper?

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

And replaced it with an arrow, yes.

As far a screed vehicles go it's pretty well crafted and clever.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

“king isn’t denying it” is my favorite part.

Biden isn’t denying that he’s a lizard person, so it must be true!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/hardestrides/status/1564062589100990474?s=21&t=qtgMybtjh8aQEiXozZDNLw

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
HEY!! Thats in Street Catharines!!
Thats around the corner from where my dad grew up, and not too far from where I grew up!

Guess they ain't done with the bumper yet.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


https://twitter.com/jedweeks/status/1563874761092042752?t=d6kJ9L1sqoA87njwfQwOVQ&s=19

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Do you get a new trampoline every time you back over it?

Do you carry a supply of trampolines in the bed for when you get out of your stupid loving land barge anywhere that isn’t your house?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



"Shredder" windshield banner is accurate.
(You can see it in the video in the actual Tweet)

tater_salad posted:

^^ oops hope the guys red Yankee hat and truck nutz(tm) are okay.

Yeah my area is not big on tall vehicles. If I showed up with a sienna they would turn me away 100%.

Lower it about 2" from the ground. Then it'll be fine, I'm sure.
Or do like that guy running in a fun spec series for minivans did, and shove a Grand Prix or G6 GT under a Pontiac Montana, I believe it was. Lotta work, but it came out pretty neat.

edit: even better, it was a G6 under a Lumina APV - you know, a Dustbuster. Made specifically for the Soccer Mom Challenge of GRM's $20XX challenge, 2016, in this case:
https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/news/readers-ride-not-your-moms-minivan/
https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/build-projects-and-project-cars/1996-chevy-lumina-apv-gtp-2016-soccer-mom-challeng/107614/page1/

edit edit: Ah, man, it was for sale for $2K in 2020!
https://www.motor1.com/news/434175/lumina-pontiac-gtp-chassis-for-sale/





edit the third: dang it, he scrapped it when no one would buy it...


That part belongs in this thread.



Ether Frenzy posted:

LOL why do the doors fly open? I assume they re-lock after it catches on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAIxdwOFnQk

In the old days, when motor industry CEOs had to sell books to get "likes" from adoring MBAs and other sycophants, cars at least threw you out in minor rollovers

Hmmmm, wonder why so many of those are VWs.... :thunk:
I'm including the 911.

Beetle proves to be pretty sturdy in a rollover, at least.

Cacafuego posted:

Remind me again just what was so unsafe about the Corvair?

Same thing that made all those Beetles and other swing-axle V-dubs roll over, actually. VW just sort of coughed and looked the other way, hoping Nader wouldn't notice that they used the same setup.

Darchangel fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Aug 29, 2022

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




I’m the 2” reinforcement bar

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Whelp.

https://www.motor1.com/news/602085/corvette-electric-sedan-suv-rumors/


I really, really, really hope this is just wild speculation and the lash-back from something so asinine as calling anything that isn't a Corvette a Corvette makes Chevy pause, but it certainly didn't stop Ford from doing a dumb.


edit:

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

I absolutely hate it, but it will cause corvette boomers to stroke out so

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


opengl128 posted:

I absolutely hate it, but it will cause corvette boomers to stroke out so

Oh, yeah, for sure.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



Powershifts creations have leaked out of AI.

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Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.

Bajaha posted:

Powershifts creations have leaked out of AI.

Don't blame him, at least Powershift had taste!

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