Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

Skwirl posted:

I wasn't sure if that came out today or not, but I bet a bunch will get it in the next couple months. If I had a way to instantly check every single tattoo on earth I'd put money on there being at least one by tomorrow morning.

The Image book is out today but it was on Chip's Substack several months in the past. There might be some Substackers with shark tatts out there already!

There will be considerably fewer of these tattoos.

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cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

Chinston Wurchill posted:

The Image book is out today but it was on Chip's Substack several months in the past. There might be some Substackers with shark tatts out there already!

There will be considerably fewer of these tattoos.

I was literally in the middle of following that follow up.
I do like the font, but actually choosing that tattoo might send the wrong message.

# ? Aug 24, 2022 20:39

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

I know five pages is excessive for this thread, but I tried working backwards from the end to find the point where the nonsense kicked in, and it felt like it was there from the start.

Venus #6 (1949)

Quasar #41 (1992)

# ? Aug 25, 2022 07:27

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:

I know five pages is excessive for this thread, but I tried working backwards from the end to find the point where the nonsense kicked in, and it felt like it was there from the start.

Venus #6 (1949)

Jesus Christ I can't believe that all worked out right for Sally. I'm gonna start stealing a hell of a lot more.

# ? Aug 25, 2022 07:37

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

davidspackage posted:

Jesus Christ I can't believe that all worked out right for Sally. I'm gonna start stealing a hell of a lot more.

Looks like Fredric Wertham was right all along.

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

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TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:

Venus #6 (1949)

Directed by Hideo Kojima

# ? Aug 25, 2022 17:06

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Sensation Comics #20 (1943)

Superboy #111 (1964)

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Darthemed posted:

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Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Push El Burrito posted:

So is "Anglo" a more common descriptor in the States or is this as clumsy as it looks?

# ? Aug 26, 2022 08:24

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

The only time I've ever heard it in regular use is in reference to WASPs "White Anglo Saxon Protestants" which was a pretty common term in the 80s, but I've never heard a normal person use "anglo" by itself.

# ? Aug 26, 2022 08:40

thetoughestbean: Apr 27, 2013; Keep On Shroomin

Bucnasti posted:

The only time I've ever heard it in regular use is in reference to WASPs "White Anglo Saxon Protestants" which was a pretty common term in the 80s, but I've never heard a normal person use "anglo" by itself.

I guess there�s �anglophone� which gets used occasionally

# ? Aug 26, 2022 10:45

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

You hear it a lot more in the Southwest. Never heard it in Montana, and I'm pretty sure I haven't in Washington, even in the more migrant-worker-heavy area around Tri-Cities. Yakima might be different, though.

# ? Aug 26, 2022 11:58

NC Wyeth Death Cult: Dec 30, 2005; He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.

From the 1983 Marvel run of GI Joe where anything goes as long as they inserted the newest toys coming out.

Ok, callback to earlier when one of the Joes said to another that the new guy's sister was hot. Here he says to the new guy.

Ok. Haha, setup and spike. Right? No need to revisit the joke at the end of the arc, right? Right?

# ? Aug 26, 2022 12:51

Action Jacktion: Jun 3, 2003

The Resistance #3

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

thetoughestbean posted:

I guess there�s �anglophone� which gets used occasionally

Also anglophile.

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evilmiera: Dec 14, 2009; Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

I'm Lord King

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Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I'll take Major Queen.

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Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Wonder Fatale.

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Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Professor Boy.

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flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

i would read the adventures of general shrike

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Keromaru5 posted:

Wonder Fatale.

The Wonderful 101 was pretty good

# ? Aug 27, 2022 02:04

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

I don't use my real name posting so am I Masked Boy and Cyber Boy?

# ? Aug 27, 2022 03:09

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Sergeant Soldier here.

# ? Aug 27, 2022 04:39

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Steel Specter sounds totally metal. I'll take that.

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:07

GPTribefan: Jul 2, 2007; Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Professor Commander checking in for one confusing semester

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:13

Wizard of the Deep: Sep 25, 2005; Another productive workday

I don't know who The Grim King is yet, but he's my next D&D villain.

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:40

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

I'm Extraordinary Boy, an R&B song from the 90s.

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Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

I got Moon Moon

# ? Aug 27, 2022 06:52

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Spelljammer #8 (1991)

The Darkness #35 (2000)

# ? Aug 27, 2022 07:25

WaywardWoodwose: May 19, 2008; The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Darthemed posted:

The Darkness #35 (2000)

The only way to fight a haunted vagina...

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SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Sandman Presents: Lucifer #1 (1999)

I love the line "you'd think part of omniscience would be knowing when to stop." I need to get into more theological debates, so I can use it.

"Free will is an illusion because God knows what are you going to do. :catholic:

"

"You'd think part of omniscience would be knowing when to stop. :rolleyes:

# ? Aug 27, 2022 21:27

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

"He told us you would name your price, not that we would pay it."

# ? Aug 27, 2022 22:35

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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SimonChris posted:

"Free will is an illusion because God knows what are you going to do. "

"You'd think part of omniscience would be knowing when to stop. "

This is sort of oversimplifying, but there's actually a word for that in theology: kenosis. :catholic:

# ? Aug 27, 2022 23:46

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Lucifer fulfills his side of the bargain so God does too. Although the angels try to stop Lucifer from doing anything with said reward.

# ? Aug 27, 2022 23:48

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

and then that excellent comic was adapted into an unintentionally hilarious police procedural

# ? Aug 28, 2022 00:25

Joe Fisto: Dec 6, 2002; And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

and then that excellent comic was adapted into an unintentionally hilarious police procedural

My wife loved it.

# ? Aug 28, 2022 01:34

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.