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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/kobementaiity/status/1561506771205853184?s=21&t=ig5lZCETjTEaeZvUhZkkag omg these are hilarious. htf can your own team trip you, that's so weird.
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Aug 27, 2022 05:09
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I think I'd actually watch football if there was a traitor/saboteur element
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Aug 27, 2022 05:12
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I am not a footballiteer, can someone tell me what's wrong there?
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Aug 27, 2022 05:36
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PhazonLink posted:they say it the worst, but just wait untill next year? It'll be the same game but with some of the bugs fixed. The Lone Badger posted:I am not a footballiteer, can someone tell me what's wrong there? In video one, a man is invulnerable to tackles while he is doing a canned animation that should only happen when play stops, and then continues the play to a touchdown. In video two, a man controlled by the player is tripped by a teammate controlled by the game.
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Aug 27, 2022 05:46
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The Lone Badger posted:I am not a footballiteer, can someone tell me what's wrong there? In the first clip the person intercepts the ball and gets up to celebrate, but the play is still going. He is apparently invincible and cannot be tackled while in the celebration animation, and once it's done he runs it back for a score. In the second clip, the player's own teammate trips him. You shouldn't trip your own teammates!
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Jawnycat posted:https://twitter.com/idredman/status/1559412291057160192 This is what games looked like right before your 360 red ringed.
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No. There’s no way to get them to not buffer 1/3 into the video either.
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Gay Rat Wedding posted:is there a way to tell twitter to load videos in their correct resolution from the start instead of the first half of the video being dogshit quality? Twitter's video codecs suck, but they suck for defensible reasons. The assumption is that you're viewing your timeline, and scrolling past poo poo at high speed. So they don't want to spend a ton of bandwidth sending you autoplaying video that you might not even be watching. The video quality improves about 10s in because they go "oh hey, you're actually paying attention instead of scrolling past this".
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Aug 27, 2022 14:50
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Almost all Twitter videos I try to see will only play for a few seconds before going into a forever-buffering mode. Or if it's not forever, it's definitely longer than I have patience.
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Zero One posted:https://twitter.com/filthyfins/status/1561390751807938561?s=21&t=dpcC3A7uYsy5YPH18nv5WQ And Randaconda  watches over it all from prison where he belongs. 
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kirbysuperstar posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/118400991417729027/1011983497746980894/tank.mp4 The ol' Radahn maneuver!
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I could watch that all day https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1560618515656331264?s=20&t=9GLWaNYvvpzXNiiKAvGFFg completely against the rules of football but madden dgaf https://twitter.com/739erSFaithful/status/1560600159553105921?s=20&t=JvzylnvJdKJUce6S2ltu4A LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 07:47 on Aug 28, 2022 |
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I love the Madden games because they're so bloated with extra features that no one really cares about that they don't actually focus on the football part, and bugs increasingly pile on each other until you get something that's like baby's first physics simulator
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I love the Madden games because they're so bloated with extra features that no one really cares about that they don't actually focus on the football part, and bugs increasingly pile on each other until you get something that's like baby's first physics simulator Look, the important part is that the in-game marketplace works, and that the graphics for the opening of the trading cards are sufficiently endorphin triggering. That there's a football game to put these in comes later.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:I love the Madden games because they're so bloated with extra features that no one really cares about that they don't actually focus on the football part, and bugs increasingly pile on each other until you get something that's like baby's first physics simulator Pretty sure there was a goon who wrote some code for Jazz Jackrabbit or Commander Keen or something similar, who gets paid every time a new Madden comes out.
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It gets asked annually but does that goon who wrote some code for like, Madden 94 still get his royalties for the one line they have kept in each game all these iterations?
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Aug 28, 2022 17:49
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Man, American Rules Quiddich is brutal. 
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why havent these people learn that maybe they shouldnt buy bad gilitchy games?
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PhazonLink posted:why havent these people learn that maybe they shouldnt buy bad gilitchy games? What's the alternative? Go outside and play football?
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I know what happened here! I mean, I have no idea how it happened, but basically the football is still "attached" to the player that's supposed to be carrying it. It's supposed to track to their hand, presumably, but it's been moved off to the side a bit. So it's bobbing around like mad as the player runs around. Meanwhile everyone else is trying to tackle that player, because they "have" the ball, but for whatever reason the bit of code that decides if a player can be tackled doesn't use the same "who has the ball" logic, or something like that, so they can't actually be tackled. PhazonLink posted:why havent these people learn that maybe they shouldnt buy bad gilitchy games? Madden has exclusive rights to the NFL license in videogames, so if you want to play virtual football with your favorite characters, they're the only option.
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This needs Yakety Sax playing over it.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:I know what happened here! I mean, I have no idea how it happened, but basically the football is still "attached" to the player that's supposed to be carrying it. It's supposed to track to their hand, presumably, but it's been moved off to the side a bit. So it's bobbing around like mad as the player runs around. Meanwhile everyone else is trying to tackle that player, because they "have" the ball, but for whatever reason the bit of code that decides if a player can be tackled doesn't use the same "who has the ball" logic, or something like that, so they can't actually be tackled. pretty sure football games peaked with tecmo superhyphen??bowl. also why attach real life peeps to your game that could milkshakeduck themseleves when you can just have pure digital peeps that are only bad if you make them bad.
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Maul not advancing, scrum down.
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Pretty sure this is what those cartoon dustcloud fights look like in real life.
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Paper Tiger posted:https://twitter.com/Kofie/status/1564436706455011330?t=RzcJglax_pC2j-U13VB8lA&s=19 this is hilarious, but now I want to see the front office as a playable character.
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LifeSunDeath posted:this is hilarious, but now I want to see the front office as a playable character. I want to see a few downs with the office's collision enabled
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haveblue posted:I want to see a few downs with the office's collision enabled https://youtu.be/RzToNo7A-94
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If you die in the game you go deaf in real life https://twitter.com/BungieHelp/status/1563613064104394755 https://twitter.com/MoltervXSX/status/1563613701177065473
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Gay Rat Wedding posted:If you die in the game you go deaf in real life  That's the kind of Destiny jank I know and love
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The last time they had an audio bug like that, this was the fix line in the patch notes:quote:Fixed an issue where One Thousand Voices would sometimes speak at the volume of One Hundred Thousand Voices
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Gay Rat Wedding posted:If you die in the game you go deaf in real life Audio corruptions are some of my favorite things. I know Vinny's corruption stockpile is cheating but it has the best intersection between football game jank and audio corruption sometimes Timestamped at 10:30
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LifeSunDeath posted:completely against the rules of football but madden dgaf I can kinda see this one. If you watch, it looks like he might've gotten knocked over by his own player, which would only end up being a down if he were touched by the opposing team; if the hitboxes never touched, the play would, by Madden's simulation, still be alive. Still mega dumb, but understandable.
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