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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

OwlFancier posted:

I got mine back from the garage the other week and the brakes have been screaming at me since and there was a weird metallic scraping noise for a while but now it's all gone quiet which I assume means it's fixed itself.

Sounds like something stuck in the brake caliper which has since dropped out

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
that kay burlys probably berated her postie like DID YOU ASSAULT PEOPLE ON THE PICKET LINE YOU MONSTER DID YOU PUNCH AND KICK PEOPLE WHO TRIED TO CROSS THE PICKET LINE DID YOU CALL THEM NAMES LIKE SCABBING BERK AND HURT THEIR FEELINGS I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL YOU KNOW

like that

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
because she's a stupid bastard

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Gort posted:

Sounds like something stuck in the brake caliper which has since dropped out

Yeah I assume they did something not quite right putting the brakes back together after the MOT but both the discs and the pads are due for replacement soon so not overly bothered. There didn't appear to be any groove dug into the disc so hopefully it's fine.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Two wolves:

https://twitter.com/BuhyJanner/status/1563246508211769350?t=aNitXhmgi9gca_GekOINjg&s=19

https://twitter.com/mostly_grumpy/status/1563304381524561920?t=6ap_Ry_qWVGEVub4txJ_og&s=19

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

BalloonFish posted:

So, hang on: Were the 70s great because we all Just Got On With It and wore extra jumpers and enjoyed simple things like the frost patterns on the inside of the windows and didn't have iPhones, flat screen tellys and avocados...or were the 70s bad because of the strikes, the three-day week, The Bins and curly British Rail sandwiches?

Do we want politicians to Take Us Back To The 1970s or not?

I am confused by Schrodinger's Seventies
I assume the answer is that Labour's socialism caused the oil crisis and the three day week and the blackout and the BINS and the idle trade union workers and the Ugandan Expulsion and all the rest, but we all Kept Calm And Carried On which was the good bit and the true test of British Character.

Also that there's a good amount of Gen X cosplaying in the same way as Boomers do with the Blitz, and the rest is people Walting what other people went through or heavy rose tinting. My mam grew up burning coal so cheap that bits of slate would ping out and hit you on the arms and legs like a wasp sting, in a house just down the road from

Guavanaut posted:

Huh, I didn't know that Corbyn visited Abbey Pumping Station, I've been there a few times.

https://twitter.com/iliad1orig/status/1562396492798861312
that burned the grade of coal you'd expect for a sewage pump in an old factory area, or in her words "stank of shite and sulphur." Everything she's ever said about coal fires (especially when I moved into a place with a Victorian grate, or when others romanticize it) amounts to 'it was poo poo'.

I suppose if you could afford anthracite nuts and had a nice Aga or Franklin stove or Kitchener range it would be a charming memory watching your da move the burning rocks around while all the bad bits went elsewhere, which is a nice metaphor.

(Also lmao reminiscing about the blocks of gender neutral outhouses given everything else that lot go on about.)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Also holy poo poo I found a good candidate for "today's yesterday's worst tweet" in response to:
https://twitter.com/jackie21va/status/1563644260066402306

Eat a bowl of dog poo poo Jackie. One thing that the 1970s is notable for is (cn: suicide)
changing the entire natural gas network in the 60s in good part because of the number of women sticking their heads in the oven, and that not working because they just switched to barbiturates or rat poison in the 70s. And then attempting to ban those and that not working so well either because they switched to the cord and noose. And then loving eventually opening up about root causes and mental health.



Ah but at least they didn't talk about it to disrupt your Sunday dinner.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Aye but that were proper mental 'elf not like these young people wot do it cos they can't have enough avocados in their genderphones.

We 'ad to walk up t'ill both ways for our mental elfs in them days.

Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Aye but that were proper mental 'elf not like these young people wot do it cos they can't have enough avocados in their genderphones.

We 'ad to walk up t'ill both ways for our mental elfs in them days.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Guavanaut posted:

Found the amulet of perpetual youth while dogging.

Looks like a banana to me.

OwlFancier posted:

Yeah I assume they did something not quite right putting the brakes back together after the MOT but both the discs and the pads are due for replacement soon so not overly bothered. There didn't appear to be any groove dug into the disc so hopefully it's fine.

I don't think they actually take the brakes apart for an MOT? They do a brake test on a roller but shouldn't dismantle anything unless it's as part of repairs related to the MOT.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

I think there is a visual inspection of the brake pads to check that they are not too worn as well. But yes, nothing is removed during the MOT.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010



Environment Agency: Drinking recycled sewage 'is the future'
Boris: Aha! A "golden future"!

:britain:

Convex fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Aug 28, 2022

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Guavanaut posted:

Also holy poo poo I found a good candidate for "today's yesterday's worst tweet" in response to:

https://twitter.com/jackie21va/status/1563644260066402306

Eat a bowl of dog poo poo Jackie. One thing that the 1970s is notable for is (cn: suicide)
changing the entire natural gas network in the 60s in good part because of the number of women sticking their heads in the oven, and that not working because they just switched to barbiturates or rat poison in the 70s. And then attempting to ban those and that not working so well either because they switched to the cord and noose. And then loving eventually opening up about root causes and mental health.



Ah but at least they didn't talk about it to disrupt your Sunday dinner.

Huh, didn't realise the sucide rate had dropped so much since the 70s, that's kinda encouraging.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Nothingtoseehere posted:

Huh, didn't realise the sucide rate had dropped so much since the 70s, that's kinda encouraging.

It’ll be rising again pretty soon, I’m sure

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Nothingtoseehere posted:

Huh, didn't realise the sucide rate had dropped so much since the 70s, that's kinda encouraging.

To balance that I believe the number of young people with depression is far higher though. But that's possibly caused by social media, so not UK specific.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I've heard some plausible theories that a massive drop in unstructured play in early childhood might be a big cause of that. Of course "we replaced all your peer group interactions with an algorithm designed to monetize your free time for the benefit of anonymous venture capitalists" exists entirely within the Euler circle of "less unstructured play".

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Convex posted:


Environment Agency: Drinking recycled sewage 'is the future'
Boris: Aha! A "golden future"!

:britain:

The Piss Tap is reality

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
https://twitter.com/RichardWellings/status/1563099789625270275?t=Hf_GDl7x-4ARZyWaew9KKQ

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒



Only people who own houses should be warm! Rah rah gently caress the peasants!

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Pensioners should burn their furniture and possessions in a barrel to keep warm.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
One solution is for freezing old people to burn all their books. Get a kindle, grannies!

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Mega Comrade posted:

To balance that I believe the number of young people diagnosed with depression is far higher though.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Alright let's brainstorm this

*thinking really hard*

What if we rub pensioners together like sticks

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I would simply leave the IAEA, cutting red tape and allowing pensioners to construct a low cost atomic pile in their living room.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
What if we burn the possessions of the rich, and use the fire to cook their flesh for our sustenance.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
You need to frame it as cutting the government red tape around 'theft' and 'murder' that prevents innovation.

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Guavanaut posted:

You need to frame it as cutting the government red tape around 'theft' and 'murder' that prevents innovation.

The Purge: In a specific and limited way

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Looking forward to winter being an irl playthrough of This War of Mine.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Guavanaut posted:

You need to frame it as cutting the government red tape around 'theft' and 'murder' that prevents innovation.

Big Murder has been lobbying for this for decades

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Literally do anything on God's green Earth other than cost me one penny of my personal wealth, ever.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Pistol_Pete posted:

Cambridge is so loving stupid: a world class university and a thriving centre of hi-tech industry, crammed into the footprint of a medieval city and surrounded by hundreds of square miles of empty fields.

The trouble is it was only ever supposed to be the university. That is literally why it exists because a bunch of people from Oxford got tired of being murdered by townies and buggered off to the middle of nowhere to build their own new university with blackjack and hookers. ARM wasn't something they foresaw.

I am assuming, as well as transport being about 1/3rd the size it needs to be, there's the Oxford problem where all the greenfield outside of the city itself is under the supervision of not-Cambridge rural councils stuffed to the gills with rich Tory NIMBYs.

raifield
Feb 21, 2005

Love to live in a society in 2022 in which the old and the poor are forced to burn their possessions in an effort to stave off hypothermia, because any other "solution" might cost someone something, somewhere.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
lmao he's a low effort David Icke

https://twitter.com/RichardWellings/status/1563823061589188608
https://twitter.com/RichardWellings/status/1563472496929968129
https://twitter.com/RichardWellings/status/1563462726021967872

The government (and the UN and the globularists) are all hyper competent and capable of pursuing decades long schemes, but only for things I don't like.

https://twitter.com/Dub324/status/1563243922763091970

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Microplastics posted:

One solution is for freezing old people to burn all their books. Get a kindle, grannies!
It's amazing how quickly fash will turn to book burning.


keep punching joe posted:

Looking forward to winter being an irl playthrough of This War of Mine.
Disco Elysium, surely?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Nationalization:

Reading some comments elsewhere that 'it takes a long time to nationalize'.
I don't see why it should?

Can the govt not simply announce something like: "as of the now, this industry is nationalized, we will buy shareholders out at 50p - or whatever - per share, and all payment of dividends will cease, no new logos at considerable expense will be required, all employees will transfer across at the same terms and conditions on which they are currently employed, all customers will transfer on the same terms and conditions under which they are currently contracted. Noone's t&c will worsen. There will be an immediate moratorium on all impending price increases and we will reduce prices back to 2020 levels by the end of 3 months (or whatever)."

Never mind the law, laws can be changed and pretty sure there's a statutory instrument lying around that means it doesn't need to go through parliament. It would have to be done swiftly and without warning to stop the PTB in the companies from asset-stripping. And only about 3 people in the govt would be 'in' on it because otherwise it would leak and said asset-stripping would go on apace.

I assume I'm missing something major (as far as I can see, it requires only political will which yes I know is in very short supply at present.)

And it would have to be a mass instant renationalization of several industries eg water, energy, transport so the b*grs won't have time to transfer assets out of the UK.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Aug 28, 2022

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...
Have we considered just hoping a time-traveller from the future will arrive, to save us?

We could have the papers lead off with that on Monday, start a new narrative for the back-to-school season.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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"Everything liberals say is complicated is simple and everything liberals say is simple is complicated"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

keep punching joe posted:

Looking forward to winter being an irl playthrough of This War of Mine.
When's the sequel to Frostpunk supposed to be coming out?

Mebh
May 10, 2010


I really wish we lived in this fantastical loving world these useful idiots thought we did where big corporations are all in cahoots to *checks notes* implement global socialism, green energy and massively improved living conditions.

That sure would be terrible instead of making sure nothing changes and we all know our place. Imagine the chaos and uncertainty!

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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Nationalization:

Reading some comments elsewhere that 'it takes a long time to nationalize'.
I don't see why it should?

Can the govt not simply announce something like: "as of the now, this industry is nationalized, we will buy shareholders out at 50p - or whatever - per share, and all payment of dividends will cease, no new logos at considerable expense will be required, all employees will transfer across at the same terms and conditions on which they are currently employed, all customers will transfer on the same terms and conditions under which they are currently contracted. Noone's t&c will worsen. There will be an immediate moratorium on all impending price increases and we will reduce prices back to 2020 levels by the end of 3 months (or whatever)."

Never mind the law, laws can be changed and pretty sure there's a statutory instrument lying around that means it doesn't need to go through parliament. It would have to be done swiftly and without warning to stop the PTB in the companies from asset-stripping. And only about 3 people in the govt would be 'in' on it because otherwise it would leak and said asset-stripping would go on apace.

I assume I'm missing something major (as far as I can see, it requires only political will which yes I know is in very short supply at present.)

And it would have to be a mass instant renationalization of several industries eg water, energy, transport so the b*grs won't have time to transfer assets out of the UK.

I would also like to know this. My mother in law insists nationalised industries would run worse even if you somehow kept literally every single person involved at their job and just said "your job is now not to produce as much profit as possible but to make prices as low as possible for the consumer while maintaining a high customer service level"

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