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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Elviscat posted:



Pope lookin' like a Final Fantasy villain.

fun fact the artist that made that made a full-size prototype out of styrofoam before doing the final product and got a nasty blood clot from inhaling all those burning styrofoam fumes

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

blatman posted:

fun fact the artist that made that made a full-size prototype out of styrofoam before doing the final product and got a nasty blood clot from inhaling all those burning styrofoam fumes

Jesus truly is a curse on all levels.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Elviscat posted:



Pope lookin' like a Final Fantasy villain.

https://mobile.twitter.com/GeneticJen/status/1563047650131611649

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Yaldabaoth posted:

Jesus truly is a curse on all levels.



Jesus with the "you for real dude" look

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I gotta forgive you, I ain't gotta clean it up.


Elviscat posted:



Pope lookin' like a Final Fantasy villain.

DayGloOreo
May 2, 2012

Fblthp had always hated crowds.

Mercury_Storm posted:

Pizza rat(s)
You should do a family of cockroaches next

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
jfc you guys better get this mess cleaned up before your parents get back i gotta scoot good luck lmao

cYn
Apr 1, 2008

Yaldabaoth posted:

Here's a curse that's more tolerable:



Ponte City Apartments in Johannesburg, it's like living on the walls of a bottomless pit.

A guy I worked with went there to visit someone. On his way out he heard the sickening thud. A person had jumped down the centre.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Pretend I posted the tweet saying "don't forget to take out his healers first"

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Just escort out any little boys you find first. That negates a lot of their power.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
After you defeat the Pope, the statue cracks open to reveal the heavenly abomination inside it that the catholics were really worshipping.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Yaldabaoth posted:

After you defeat the Pope, the statue cracks open to reveal the heavenly abomination inside it that the catholics were really worshipping.

“This isn’t even my final form!” screams the Pope.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


Another example of what happens when you become too obsessed with memes.

Memes. Not even once.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Hey I don’t have a twitch channel but if someone wants to send me $70k I’ll make one and you can be one of my twitch subs. Like, you don’t even have to deal with Elon Musk at all. I’ll buy something cooler than a Tesla

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I know Funkos are kind of easy mode for this thread, but Jesus Christ.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Knormal posted:

I know Funkos are kind of easy mode for this thread, but Jesus Christ.



What am I missing here?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

He just looked extra dead-eyed and possessed even for a Pop to me. Especially in the box art.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Humphreys posted:

What am I missing here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk7JuqsQKV8

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Humphreys posted:

What am I missing here?

All funkos are cursed.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Humphreys posted:

What am I missing here?

It's pretty cursed that they would make a Funko Pop of just some normal, boring frog.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Tarquinn posted:

All funkos are cursed.

Even an old iPhone is less of a dumpster filling, they sometimes get recycled.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

By popular demand posted:

Even an old iPhone is less of a dumpster filling, they sometimes get recycled.

the Jaws shark funko is cute but that's because it's meant to have black eyes, like a doll's eyes

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

Actually, Quint, a shark's eyes are a very deep blue color. And they're not any different than your aquarium fish, they're pretty much just what a giant goldfish would be if it also had really sharp teeth. Under the right circumstances, a shark can be friendly!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHuzcR2vMac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr_T4Aim6Fw

*gets thrown overboard*

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

By popular demand posted:

Is this gonna be a trend now, are random people clamouring to appear in news articles with their favourite sex toy?

How long until this is a real headline?

"Man's wife had vagina moulded before she died so he can continue to gently caress her"

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1563931098975019011?t=0KqYt8jv_luiWbJKGMl6Tw&s=19

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

SuddenCactus posted:

How long until this is a real headline?

"Man's wife had vagina moulded before she died so he can continue to gently caress her"

"Man's wife had vagina moulded into a giant version so husband can stick his head inside; his head got stuck and he suffocated and died."

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

Look,gently caress it

Would

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
“Eat promptly” means “shovel this down your throat before you have a chance to realize how gross it is”

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!

Scratch Monkey posted:

“Eat promptly” means “shovel this down your throat before you have a chance to realize how gross it is”

like we've never eaten fast food before

gently caress me if this is the first healthy meal since they started hydrogenating vegetable oil

also what the gently caress is vegetable oil and why does it need hydrogenating

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

BasicLich posted:

also what the gently caress is vegetable oil and why does it need hydrogenating

Unsurprisingly it’s a preservative measure so that the food can sit on the shelf longer and stay fresh at the cost of it not being healthy

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

The real curse is the anti-inflation cuisine tag.

Grab Im Moor
Apr 4, 2022

ultrafilter posted:

It's just three viruses. That's one of the smallest numbers of viruses you can have.

Nice trixie slaughteraxe reference :buddy:

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

Whatever the gently caress that vile concoction is on that plate is the new worst thing I've seen itt. I have to scroll past it, I cant stop and look at it

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
tuna isn't even cheap

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*

DayGloOreo posted:

You should do a family of cockroaches next

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Speaking of bugs, mantids are evolving to eat hummingbirds...



...which feels like a weird inversion of the food chain since it's a bug eating a bird even though it's a species of bird that doesn't eat bugs.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Hummingbirds eat bugs.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

McGavin posted:

Hummingbirds eat bugs.

I was told their beaks were only good for sucking nectar out of flowers, but that does make the picture creepier.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


chomp chomp

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codo27
Apr 21, 2008

The irony isn't lost on me in the efforts I go to to save or help animals and sometimes bugs, when they'll inevitably be subjected to the cruelty of nature anyhow.

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