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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

I believe the Vikings are going to win the super bowl this year

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Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
I am not nearly as confident (shocker) in the other fellow Lion's fans outlook on our Defense hah. It looks like they're going to get clowned on either up the guy or deep passing wise.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Comfortador posted:

I am not nearly as confident (shocker) in the other fellow Lion's fans outlook on our Defense hah. It looks like they're going to get clowned on either up the guy or deep passing wise.

I think they'll be better than last year, but that's obviously not a high bar. I think they'll probably get a lot more pressure on the QB, which will help the secondary, but our linebackers are... well, saying Barnes and Rodrigo have potential is about the most you can say for them.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




The most Bearsy response

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Not really much of a surprise, Ian. He's....not good.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1564357836305584131

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I am mildly surprised that they brought him back just to cut him again. I guess I'm not that surprised that he's still bad.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Funchess and Pimpleton cut as well.

Hope they cut Boyle and Blough and Miami cuts Skylar Thompson

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

Danny LaFever posted:

Funchess and Pimpleton cut as well.

Hope they cut Boyle and Blough and Miami cuts Skylar Thompson

Pimpleton appears to have hands of stone, it's too bad, he seems like a cool guy.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Welp, no extremely handsome backup QB for the Lions.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
*punches entire arm through the wall*

https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1564365473931747328

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Aaron Rodgers eats farts.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Aaron Rodgers eats farts.

Yeah, it's going to be wild simultaneously rooting for the Packers to win and hoping that Rodgers eats a sack on every play. We'll see if I can keep it up for an entire season.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/1564396074575478792

Future XFL practice squad QB Timothy Boyle.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Yeah, it's going to be wild simultaneously rooting for the Packers to win and hoping that Rodgers eats a sack on every play. We'll see if I can keep it up for an entire season.

Rodgers, intercepted!

Oh no it's a fumble the other way! Net gain of five. First down.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
Just sleep well knowing he'll fail in January yet again

oshuaj
Jul 25, 2007


brugroffil posted:

Just sleep well knowing he'll fail in January yet again

the better he does before the inevitable choke actually makes it funnier

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Cognac McCarthy posted:

I believe the Vikings are going to win the super bowl this year

I think they’ll go like 6-11 and this season it will confirm that despite Zimmer being a grumpy rear end in a top hat he kept these weirdos like Cousins, Smith, and Thielen competitive.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!

oshuaj posted:

the better he does before the inevitable choke actually makes it funnier

Regular Season MVP

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

brugroffil posted:

Regular Season MVP

Threepeat!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




More like MGP...

Most
Gullible
Person

Got 'em!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Aaron Rodgers eats farts.

Aaron Rodgers was replaced with a different Aaron Rodgers a few years ago. One from deep space.



Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



So you're saying there isn't intelligent life out there

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/1564616888998514702?t=BtJpb24FyrpL4Nhqo9SMfg&s=19

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Jack Heflin out. That's a little surprising, guess the team is keeping an extra player at another position.

Etling gone too, less of a surprise.

edit: Wow, Slayton is out too. Are we keeping 4 iDL?

Juwann Winfree cut, guess Amari is making the roster.

SKULL.GIF fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Aug 30, 2022

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


Justice for Zimmer

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!


Wow, real quick QB turnaround for the team that started Christian Ponder for 3 seasons.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Yeah, it's going to be wild simultaneously rooting for the Packers to win and hoping that Rodgers eats a sack on every play. We'll see if I can keep it up for an entire season.

I'm choosing to just not root for the Packers for the time being.

Hand Row
May 28, 2001

SKULL.GIF posted:

Jack Heflin out. That's a little surprising, guess the team is keeping an extra player at another position.

Etling gone too, less of a surprise.

edit: Wow, Slayton is out too. Are we keeping 4 iDL?

Juwann Winfree cut, guess Amari is making the roster.

They have five, Heflin or Slayton would have been keeping an extra. Clark, Reed, Lowry, Slaton, Wynn.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Hand Row posted:

They have five, Heflin or Slayton would have been keeping an extra. Clark, Reed, Lowry, Slaton, Wyatt.

Dammit I keep getting Slayton and Slaton confused.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SKULL.GIF posted:

Jack Heflin out. That's a little surprising, guess the team is keeping an extra player at another position.

Etling gone too, less of a surprise.

edit: Wow, Slayton is out too. Are we keeping 4 iDL?

Juwann Winfree cut, guess Amari is making the roster.

I remember Winfree dropping a lot of passes last year but he was able to get open. Hopefully Amari can put enough together to be serviceable.

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...

Mond got picked one before Davis Mills and he's starting for the Texans lol

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Dammit I keep getting Slayton and Slaton confused.

Darius or TJ? :smugdog:

Yes this is a Packers Beat Joke

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Lions cut Tom Kennedy, AKA #3 for preason receptions this year and who balled out.

It's absolutely staggering to even conceptualize that the Lions had absolutely no WR at this point last year and now have a very deep, very talented WR corps.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

ghosthorse posted:

Mond got picked one before Davis Mills and he's starting for the Texans lol

I think that says more about Davis Mills/Pep Hamilton as a QB developer.

Most 3rd round prospect QBs are not good.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

For every Joe Montana or Tom Brady there's a thousand other guys who sucked.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Aaron Rodgers eats farts.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Hizawk posted:

Lions cut Tom Kennedy, AKA #3 for preason receptions this year and who balled out.

It's absolutely staggering to even conceptualize that the Lions had absolutely no WR at this point last year and now have a very deep, very talented WR corps.

Picking up Josh Reynolds last year off waivers was one of those moves that is easily overlooked, but did a ton to help revamp and revitalize the offense.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ramiz Ahmed got cut, so it looks like Crosby will be kicking Week 1.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

SKULL.GIF posted:

Ramiz Ahmed got cut, so it looks like Crosby will be kicking Week 1.

Packers are actually going zero kicker

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Caleb Jones cut. Not surprising with the depth the Packers have at OL but I'll be surprised if we can get him onto the practice squad.

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