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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti



uhm, any guesses?

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Oppa Gangnam Style!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

`Nemesis posted:




uhm, any guesses?

I didn't know Mike Pence lived in Florida.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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`Nemesis posted:




uhm, any guesses?

no joke it's probably a horse psychologist. idk if that's a real thing but it totally sounds like something rich people have

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
It's french for pulling out.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lol it is

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Large Testicles posted:

no joke it's probably a horse psychologist. idk if that's a real thing but it totally sounds like something rich people have

I'm guessing basically this, but a horse psychic. People need to get in touch with their precious horse's wants and needs somehow.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Oh, like one of those horse fisterers?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Paladinus posted:

Oppa Gangnam Style!

Not a word of a lie, I thought of



Before I figured out what the nsfw way to read it was

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Horssy

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hussy

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


cross. posting.

PITY BONER posted:

Hopefully the museum is next to Yangyuan Rock in Guangdong, a famous trek to make to hope for fertility and birthing a male member, and to see a 28m tall pecker:


Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Cat Hatter posted:

I'm guessing basically this, but a horse psychic. People need to get in touch with their precious horse's wants and needs somehow.
No it's a psychic horse. Poor freckles, thought of ants and killed everyone

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


They customize the gently caress-machine for the client's unique spinal structure? We really do live in the future.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


By popular demand posted:

They customize the gently caress-machine for the client's unique spinal structure? We really do live in the future.

Have to be sure to hit the g-spot with every thrust.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Pythagoras' other theorem.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012
Pythagorass

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Pyth-a-gross-rear end

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



rear end, grass, or Pythagoras: No one angles for free

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

piL posted:

It's french for pulling out.

Lmao

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!


Let's play a game: Is this a screenshot from a bad amateur porno, or from a sexual harassment seminar at work?

Just got the "everyone needs to take this sexual harassment training course" email at my new job and was reminded of the last one of those I needed to sit through, which was where I snapped that image.

Whatever company produced it certainly made some....choices. Everything about it was flawless, from the casting to the acting and the script, assuming you were trying to make a parody of workplace training videos and not a serious one.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

So what kind of saddle is best for permanently lordosised people like Trump and his sons?

Trick question, the best way for them to interact with a horse is to be tied behind one and dragged out of town

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Whatever company produced it certainly made some....choices. Everything about it was flawless, from the casting to the acting and the script, assuming you were trying to make a parody of workplace training videos and not a serious one.

My understanding is that this is often an intentional choice, in that people pay more attention to a video that is “outrageously bad” than to one that is just boring.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Subjunctive posted:

My understanding is that this is often an intentional choice, in that people pay more attention to a video that is “outrageously bad” than to one that is just boring.

The other really funny thing is they want to show stereotypical behaviors, but they do NOT want to actually say most hurtful stereotypes out loud. So they almost never show somebody saying "Black people aren't trustworthy" or other actually hurtful racist garbage, but they WILL show

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Fuggetiaboutit

-Michael, probably

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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theflyingorc posted:

The other really funny thing is they want to show stereotypical behaviors, but they do NOT want to actually say most hurtful stereotypes out loud. So they almost never show somebody saying "Black people aren't trustworthy" or other actually hurtful racist garbage, but they WILL show


Cindy isn’t wrong. Get some fuckin pasta and gravy you paisan!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Amazing. The idea that it's possible to be racist against Italians. Just inspiring stuff. Ehhhhhhhhhh

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/gCdYuhI.mp4

More info: https://imgur.com/gallery/Y3IefuX

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
That's just what a healthy, uncircumcised breast looks like.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Cocaine Bear posted:

Amazing. The idea that it's possible to be racist against Italians. Just inspiring stuff. Ayyyyyy

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Man, Shrek has a weird dick, huh?

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

The imgur gallery is wrong about that gif. It's true that all the other pics in the gallery are of giant keyhole limpets but the creature in the gif is pretty clearly a giant green anemone.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

stereobreadsticks posted:

The imgur gallery is wrong about that gif. It's true that all the other pics in the gallery are of giant keyhole limpets but the creature in the gif is pretty clearly a giant green anemone.

Was just about to post the same thing. Not sure how that imgur user could gently caress up that badly - they really don't look anything alike. Anthopleura xanthogrammica. They're all over the North American west coast; you see em in tide pools and stuff. They belong under the water; not sure why this one is just chillin in a pile of detritus, nor why the cameraperson decides to give it a little boop on the mouth-anus.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

It doesn't really count when tvätt is the word for wash in that language.

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Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

Where else you gonna put it?

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