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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

codo27 posted:

The irony isn't lost on me in the efforts I go to to save or help animals and sometimes bugs, when they'll inevitably be subjected to the cruelty of nature anyhow.

It is not salvation you deliver but merely a forestalling of the end. Still a good deed in a weary world and all that.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
drat nature, you scary

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Fake news, hummingbirds are bugs.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Fake news, hummingbirds are bugs.

It really shows how adaptable birds are when hummingbirds can fill a similar niche to some bugs.

Also I was going to make a comment about terror birds but apparently the general consensus is they were herbivores now:

https://www.mpg.de/7518305/terrorbird-gastornis-herbivore

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Yaldabaoth posted:

It really shows how adaptable birds are when hummingbirds can fill a similar niche to some bugs.

Also I was going to make a comment about terror birds but apparently the general consensus is they were herbivores now:

https://www.mpg.de/7518305/terrorbird-gastornis-herbivore

A terror bird would still gently caress u up tho

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Yeah but the image of peaceful herbivores isn't as scary as roving packs of giant birds hunting and killing other animals.

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

Now imagine those really cool flocks of starlings, except they're aggressively carnivorous so if they notice you they pick your skeleton clean in seconds.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Fake news, hummingbirds are bugs.

then why aren't they called hummingbugs?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
fun fact: in victorian england hummingbugs were such a pervasive nuisance that charles dickens' original draft of 'a christmas carol' had scrooge saying 'bah! hummingbugs!' while swatting at them as they flew around in his counting-shop

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


You can literally make nutritionally complete human chow for something like $0.50 by mixing oatmeal, soy flakes, cheap vegatable oil and a multivitamin. Nobody has to eat this, nobody has to live like that! I implore you, do not eat this! Even death is preferable

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

GABA ghoul posted:

You can literally make nutritionally complete human chow for something like $0.50 by mixing oatmeal, soy flakes, cheap vegatable oil and a multivitamin. Nobody has to eat this, nobody has to live like that! I implore you, do not eat this! Even death is preferable

I don't think oily oatmeal with soy and a pill chaser is in fact preferable to the tuna salad with bran

But it's close

Manager Hoyden fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Aug 29, 2022

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


As someone who is prone to migraines, this looks extremely painful to me.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
https://twitter.com/CryptoLA2023/status/1564087693566361602?t=ZPj_DZ40BCdLwd6HY26HWw&s=19

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well I was suspecting both of them were past coolness a decade ago and this confirms that.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Jesus why are so many celebrities pushing this NFT poo poo? It should have been obvious enough from the name that the creators were so delusional, they thought NFTs would make enough money for their owners to spend the rest of their days dicking about on yachts.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Yaldabaoth posted:

Jesus why are so many celebrities pushing this NFT poo poo? It should have been obvious enough from the name that the creators were so delusional, they thought NFTs would make enough money for their owners to spend the rest of their days dicking about on yachts.

They are being paid to do so.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Spazzle posted:

They are being paid to do so.

I recall that many of them shared a management agency that had decided to collab with crypto-bros, so it's being forced on the celebrities somewhat. From their POV this is probably similar to just another promotion gig like when they're asked to say "Yo 95.5 KPIX has the best tunes from the 80s and 90s, listen to Crazy Bob and the rest of the morning zoo weekdays"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


we all like to have a little fun with the character creator

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

minato posted:

I recall that many of them shared a management agency that had decided to collab with crypto-bros, so it's being forced on the celebrities somewhat.

So it's a similar situation to the porn industry pushing nothing but incest porn because someone in a high position within the industry gets off to it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It is relatable, even to people who have managed to form no relations in life.

Hey you, do not gently caress on the slippery floor. It is ~forbidden~

Hey you, stop fornicating on your ~car's extended warranty~

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Yaldabaoth posted:

Jesus why are so many celebrities pushing this NFT poo poo? It should have been obvious enough from the name that the creators were so delusional, they thought NFTs would make enough money for their owners to spend the rest of their days dicking about on yachts.

Snoop dogg has been a corporate shill for how many years now? I just assume he dgaf anymore and will just do ads for whoever is sending him money

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Cacafuego posted:

Snoop dogg has been a corporate shill for how many years now? I just assume he dgaf anymore and will just do ads for whoever is sending him money

You could almost say the game is to be sold, not to be told.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

SuddenCactus posted:

How long until this is a real headline?

"Man's wife had vagina moulded before she died so he can continue to gently caress her"

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

I guess being a doll fucker used to be a lot more organic hobby than it is now

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




LifeSunDeath posted:

tuna isn't even cheap

It is if you buy it at the dollar store.

PoorPeteBest
Oct 13, 2005

We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're riding!

Facebook Aunt posted:

It is if you buy it at the dollar store.

Now with less dolphin!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



And even less tuna!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Excuse me, is this sustainably sourced sawdust and raccoon liver?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
when you learn about dolphins you realize eating them is completely ethical.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Mammals, dude. We're gross

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

LifeSunDeath posted:

when you learn about dolphins you realize eating them is completely ethical.

What, cause they’re rapey? Humans are rapey too and you wouldn’t eat them.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nigmaetcetera posted:

What, cause they’re rapey? Humans are rapey too and you wouldn’t eat them.

You know what they say about assumptions

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nigmaetcetera posted:

What, cause they’re rapey? Humans are rapey too and you wouldn’t eat them.

Ain't nothing wrong with iguana on a stick

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Nigmaetcetera posted:

What, cause they’re rapey? Humans are rapey too and you wouldn’t eat them.

It's not as much "wouldn't" as "shouldn't."

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Nigmaetcetera posted:

What, cause they’re rapey? Humans are rapey too and you wouldn’t eat them.

I've said it before, and got probed, and I'll say it again. And probably get probed, but dolphins are some rapin' rear end muthafuckas.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Android Apocalypse posted:

It's not as much "wouldn't" as "shouldn't."
only if you eat your blood relatives, otherwise kuru doesnt develop

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

I've said it before, and got probed, and I'll say it again. And probably get probed, but dolphins are some rapin' rear end muthafuckas.

Username/post combo.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Ducks are very rapey and quite delicious when prepared correctly.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

This isn't really *that* cursed an image, but I do find it disturbing.


Wocka wocka isn't as funny when it is deconstructed.

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