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mystes
May 31, 2006

Horace posted:

like this guy who hides next to womens cars so that they run over his hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne7N2zd1oYo

not one to kink shame, but this man should be ashamed of his kink
Not going to watch this thanks

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withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Just noticed in the comments that he says that the woman saw him laying down in the cart corral and just gave him a weird look.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
When horny is outlawed only outlaws will have horny

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Horace posted:

like this guy who hides next to womens cars so that they run over his hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne7N2zd1oYo

not one to kink shame, but this man should be ashamed of his kink

lmfao

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i once read a cool and endearing interview with the deranged pervert that ran the ancient clips4sale of girls getting their cars stuck in mud and such. it was pretty cool and he seemed nice

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Pryor on Fire posted:

Army Corps of Engineers should build thousands of M1110 Joint Assault Bridges as needed to deploy temporary new highway lanes whenever a local transit system fails or newly built highway collapses. This is a wonderful option based on the Abrams tank chassis and is a bargain at $260M per mile of bridge. Imagine these beauties deploying across Boston over space that is currently wasted on sidewalks or grass, it would be glorious



I like how they put this on the most expensive chassis possible.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

some plague rats posted:

If you're not about to follow this up with "I am a 360 degree walk around" I'm starting the QCS thread

Be the Herstory you want to see in the world

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Horace posted:

like this guy who hides next to womens cars so that they run over his hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne7N2zd1oYo

not one to kink shame, but this man should be ashamed of his kink
jfc

it's OK to kink shame people whose kink revolves around being a loving creep

mystes
May 31, 2006

if cars didn't exist it would be pretty hard for him to do that, just saying

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

Blonde Girl
In a BMW Series 1
Sucked Me Off??

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

mystes posted:

if cars didn't exist it would be pretty hard for him to do that, just saying

it would be, but he wouldn't be

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
old timely car tire run over fetish creep slipping his hand under a carriage wheel. ancient version under a bunch of slaves feet as they carry the sexy girl pharoahs litter

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Homocow posted:

jfc

it's OK to kink shame people whose kink revolves around being a loving creep

it’s not creepy to simply hang out in the cart return and be run over by soccer moms. it’s normal.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mystes posted:

if cars didn't exist it would be pretty hard for him to do that, just saying

He'd be getting run over by bikes or getting trod on by horses or something

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Smythe posted:

old timely car tire run over fetish creep slipping his hand under a carriage wheel. ancient version under a bunch of slaves feet as they carry the sexy girl pharoahs litter



some plague rats posted:

He'd be getting run over by bikes or getting trod on by horses or something

weird how essentially the same post takes on two different vibes depending on the av lmao

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah when I say it the whole thing sounds bad and when Smythe does it's like he's accidentally posting his google searches

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

some plague rats posted:

He'd be getting run over by bikes or getting trod on by horses or something

getting owned by horses is still very common. I’d differentiate from car trample fetish, different thing entirely

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

some plague rats posted:

Yeah when I say it the whole thing sounds bad and when Smythe does it's like he's accidentally posting his google searches

"accidentally"

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Smythe posted:

getting owned by horses is still very common. I’d differentiate from car trample fetish, different thing entirely

Yeah but in a hypothetical world with no cars would one replace the other. Or would this mf be out getting trampled by like... expensive dogs. Zebras. I don't know

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



the fur clad caveman who first invented the wheel was truly the biggest pervert of them all

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

some plague rats posted:

Yeah but in a hypothetical world with no cars would one replace the other. Or would this mf be out getting trampled by like... expensive dogs. Zebras. I don't know

his fingers would be flattened by a train

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

The first time I got off the ferry in Seattle from Victoria I was like... ok cool industrial area I guess, but where's the real waterfront?

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

I don't think any of us are prepared to learn what old timey perverts got up to.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Old timey perverts had to work for it, they couldn’t just google things and find hundreds of like-minded sickos to communicate with.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

withak posted:

Old timey perverts had to work for it, they couldn’t just google things and find hundreds of like-minded sickos to communicate with.

that's why the church of joseph smith jr was invented

mystes
May 31, 2006

McCracAttack posted:

I don't think any of us are prepared to learn what old timey perverts got up to.
I'm guessing it would probably have been better to have a foot fetish than a findom fetish if you were living in the paleolithic period

Or, I don't know, maybe that's why money and stuff got invented

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

The original nickelodeons were made for old-timey perverts and now the nickelodeon channel carries on that tradition :patriot:

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Smythe posted:

getting owned by horses is still very common. I’d differentiate from car trample fetish, different thing entirely

the chariot trample guys get the best of both worlds

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



the big blue bump and little pink slump means its not just people replacing trips they had to do by car with public transportation, people are going out more for fun. going to the park going to a show maybe an icecream at the beach or the nice car park across town with the cuter wheels to put my fingers under


https://twitter.com/wessiedutoit/status/1563839487452626945

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

the big blue bump and little pink slump means its not just people replacing trips they had to do by car with public transportation, people are going out more for fun. going to the park going to a show maybe an icecream at the beach or the nice car park across town with the cuter wheels to put my fingers under


https://twitter.com/wessiedutoit/status/1563839487452626945

tbf jun also marked off a big explosion in gas prices so uh, it's not really a great comparison.

we need $10/gallon gas and free public transit in america at the same time to make it work

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Mr. Sharps posted:

the fur clad caveman who first invented the wheel was truly the biggest pervert of them all

yep

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Buck Turgidson posted:

the chariot trample guys get the best of both worlds

sickos

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
smythe invented the wheel?? hosed up

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Buck Turgidson posted:

the chariot trample guys get the best of both worlds

that's why i'm a trotskyist

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Xaris posted:

that's why i'm a trotskyist

lol

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Xaris posted:

that's why i'm a trotskyist

lol nice

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

the big blue bump and little pink slump means its not just people replacing trips they had to do by car with public transportation, people are going out more for fun. going to the park going to a show maybe an icecream at the beach or the nice car park across town with the cuter wheels to put my fingers under


https://twitter.com/wessiedutoit/status/1563839487452626945

Living here for a couple of months, it's been so good. Take the metro for a couple of stops to get out of the rain, go on a 2-hour trip to visit a friend, just get on and off without having to worry about buying tickets or anything because I just have it in my phone case. I can imagine it being lifesaving if you commute.

It sucks they're not gonna continue it.

mortons stork
Oct 13, 2012
Been to Berlin recently and the 9 euro ticket qualified even for city public transport. Absolutely insane, felt truly and completely free even in a foreign country

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

mortons stork posted:

Been to Berlin recently and the 9 euro ticket qualified even for city public transport. Absolutely insane, felt truly and completely free even in a foreign country

hell yeah. hope you got to eat some currywurst at 3am in the rain pissdrunk. germans and german government are absolute pervert freaks but berlin kicks rear end. my favorite city

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

mortons stork posted:

Been to Berlin recently and the 9 euro ticket qualified even for city public transport. Absolutely insane, felt truly and completely free even in a foreign country
you can prob get away with not paying if you’re a bit light…. or so I’ve heard

Xaris posted:

hell yeah. hope you got to eat some currywurst at 3am in the rain pissdrunk. germans and german government are absolute pervert freaks but berlin kicks rear end. my favorite city

:hmmyes:

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