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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Confusedslight posted:

A third of Pakistan is under water and nobody seems to care.

lol.

theyre gonna be out of water too since its all melting too quick right?

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Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
whole country underwater but not a drop to drink

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

smoobles posted:

Lol billions of people displaced and cities submerged all so we could drive around in cars for 100 years or so

Planes, industry, and naval ships count for a shitload more pollution that personal vehicles lol

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

biceps crimes posted:

the Lamborghini Diablo looked really cool on posters when I was a kid.

hell yeah it did

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Does. :colbert:

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Stereotype posted:

now that i'm IK i can finally officially make the thread policy "do not kill yourself." I didn't actually have the power to do it when i said it the first time, but now i do!

this is tyranny unless u give a mod a sixer

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
The new IK is legitimate.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Homeless Friend posted:

theyre gonna be out of water too since its all melting too quick right?

when you melt a glacier first it floods the river then after that it stops being a river

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

There has been no drinking water in Jackson, MS for a month because of flooding

https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1564431286474792962

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

Pryor on Fire posted:

There has been no drinking water in Jackson, MS for a month because of flooding

https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1564431286474792962

drat. shouldnt FEMA be doing something? besides disappearing the homeless into camps to experiment on as we all learned from Deus Ex

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


:hmmyes:

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


Pryor on Fire posted:

There has been no drinking water in Jackson, MS for a month because of flooding

https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1564431286474792962

[Biosphere Collapse] “DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.”

Tempora Mutantur
Feb 22, 2005

skooma512 posted:

The new IK is legitimate.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
do not drink
do not drink

Beto Male
Aug 26, 2022

by Pragmatica

skooma512 posted:

The new IK is legitimate.

down with the puppet government

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Microplastics posted:

Call me an alarmist but I reckon we'll all still be alive in 2025.

a bunch of people could be dead from the 2024 election alone. and thats also 3 more years of natural disasters

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Stereotype posted:

now that i'm IK i can finally officially make the thread policy "do not kill yourself." I didn't actually have the power to do it when i said it the first time, but now i do!

lets all take bets on when this policy will be reversed

2031

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Pakistan has too much water lol. that too will be reversed

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

Azathoth posted:

In all seriousness, Stereotype has agreed to IK this thread, I hope you'll give them all a hearty condolences.

Stereotype posted:

now that i'm IK i can finally officially make the thread policy "do not kill yourself." I didn't actually have the power to do it when i said it the first time, but now i do!

10 minutes between posts

Collusion!

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Weren't glaciers basically the only source of water in Pakistan?

water wars gonna pop off earlier than I thought.

Pobrecito
Jun 16, 2020

hasta que la muerte nos separe

silicone thrills posted:

Weren't glaciers basically the only source of water in Pakistan?

water wars gonna pop off earlier than I thought.

sure is good that Pakistan doesn’t have nukes and a decades long border conflict with a neighbor

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

silicone thrills posted:

Weren't glaciers basically the only source of water in Pakistan?

water wars gonna pop off earlier than I thought.

everything is sooner and at a greater magnitude than expected

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
there are fewer pakistanis this week, so less need for water

the problem solves itself

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

skooma512 posted:

The new IK is legitimate.

thanks :)

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Mola Yam posted:

there are fewer pakistanis this week, so less need for water

the problem solves itself

Growing crops, which Pakistan has drastically cut back on this week, also is a large water draw

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
i hear shrimp grows in water these days

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
but what about the cringe?

two-time fee
Jan 13, 2022

biceps crimes posted:

[Biosphere Collapse] “DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.”

New IK already failing to warn the people of C-SPAM, off with their head.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Grognan posted:

but what about the cringe?

too much in some places, too little in others

Plumps
Apr 21, 2010
upon further investigation it appears that the author of the original ultra doom article - Sam Carana - may in fact be some sort of gestalt posting homunculus conjoured up by a conclave of doom wizards in order to hide their identities and promote an unscientific ultra doom agenda

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

two-time fee posted:

New IK already failing to warn the people of C-SPAM, off with their head.

i am a generous king

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Pryor on Fire posted:

There has been no drinking water in Jackson, MS for a month because of flooding

https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1564431286474792962

btw just in case anyone else wondered: Jackson, MS is 79% Black

This seems a little odd too

quote:

Reeves did not invite Jackson Mayor Chokwe A. Lumumba to the emergency presser, nor have the governor and the mayor spoken directly about the ongoing crisis. “The mayor, to my knowledge, has accepted those terms in principle and the mobile incident command center will be operating tomorrow morning,” Reeves said.

e: Reeves is a grade-A POS

quote:


At Millsaps College, Reeves was a member of the Kappa Alpha Order, a fraternity known for racist activities, including using racial epithets and hosting Confederate-themed dances.[7] He became embroiled in controversy in 2019, when yearbook photos surfaced showing fraternity members in blackface and Confederate uniforms, but it is unclear whether Reeves was involved.[8][5]


In April 2021, Reeves said, "There is not systemic racism in America."[62] Earlier that month, Reeves had declared April "Confederate Heritage Month" in Mississippi.[62]

Lumumba appears to be aligned with Bernie Sanders and, uh, Michael Bloomberg

mawarannahr has issued a correction as of 08:05 on Aug 30, 2022

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
When do we start eating the bugs

I'm already living in a pod

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

CODChimera posted:

a bunch of people could be dead from the 2024 election alone. and thats also 3 more years of natural disasters

Alright allow me to revise.

Some of us will still be alive in 2025 :colbert:

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Stereotype posted:

driving around in cars isn't even that great. it's actually pretty lovely and i'd much rather have walkable cities and functional public transportation. we murdered all life on earth for something that's just not even cool or good

That's classic us.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Remember when we murdered the megafauna just so we could have giant novelty steaks

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
I cringed in the water
That weren't no easy thing
It's more than nature
It's like my destiny

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Microplastics posted:

Alright allow me to revise.

Some of us will still be alive in 2025 :colbert:

some will survive is always comforting

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I'd say at least 400 people, just as like a bare minimum. That's enough to have a little society.

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

how many people can we fit into mine shafts

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