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Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/mattkatz00/status/1564261292273242112?s=20&t=eqs0vlDyE7eCMmfynfP_NA

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Jazerus posted:

our mouse, who art in heaven...
High pitched be thy voice
Sell us this day our daily turkey leg
And prosecute our trespasses to the fullest extent of the law

Splicer has issued a correction as of 09:39 on Aug 30, 2022

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Worshipping Disney is just like worshipping Hinduism. What’s the issue? O_o

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Worshipping Disney is just like worshipping Hinduism. What’s the issue? O_o

Well I'm a social democrat so I want to destroy all clericalism and, as a side-effect, about 100% of religion :shrug:

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Well I'm a social democrat so I want to destroy all clericalism and, as a side-effect, about 100% of religion :shrug:

Pretty sure modern social democrats only want to destroy Islam.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BonHair posted:

Pretty sure modern social democrats only want to destroy Islam.

I never said I was modern.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Jerry, brother you have complained about having gout multiple times. Perhaps work on yourself before you work on destroying religion.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If God existed, I would not have gout. Checkmate, atheists :smugmrgw:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

In the future, parks will be a blasted hellscape of razor wire and radioactive waste

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Sounds like a great place to take the kids for a stroll. Maybe a picknick.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

If God existed, I would not have gout. Checkmate, atheists :smugmrgw:

Counterpoint: God hates Finns

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's gotta have drones too, to discourage vagrants.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Whooping Crabs posted:

In the future, parks will be a blasted hellscape of razor wire and radioactive waste

That nightmare scene Sarah Connor has in T2 but its actually Urban Redevelopment

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Failed Imagineer posted:

That nightmare scene Sarah Connor has in T2 but its actually Urban Redevelopment

This is the future liberals want

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Why should tax money go to public parks for homeless people to sleep in when the only part of a city I use is the roads to drive to and from work huh??

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Literally literally no difference between them and Are Troops.

troops do not engage in productive labor for capital

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mawarannahr posted:

troops do not engage in productive labor for capital

Oh word?

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004
Not productive, no. They are overhead, not a production cost

Falstaff
Apr 27, 2008

I have a kind of alacrity in sinking.

The death throes of NFTs (I hope)...

https://twitter.com/CryptoLA2023/status/1564087693566361602

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I'm always interested to find out how much these people get paid to do this.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

SpacePig posted:

I'm always interested to find out how much these people get paid to do this.

They're probably paid in NFTs

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

SpacePig posted:

I'm always interested to find out how much these people get paid to do this.

They got free bored apes, worth 7,102 billionty dollars

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

SpacePig posted:

I'm always interested to find out how much these people get paid to do this.
Three... no, FOUR slurps

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

They got free bored apes, worth 7,102 billionty dollars

They also got paid like $200,000 to accept the bored apes, someone tracked down the publicity company that BAYC hired a while back. I hope they're getting more for this bullshit at least because yikes.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Also love that despite living in an era when seemingly every rando can have a pretty darn decent v-tuber anime catgirl avatar using simple consumer-grade camera technology, that ape has a continuous frozen shocked pikachu face

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Shame Boy posted:

Also love that despite living in an era when seemingly every rando can have a pretty darn decent v-tuber anime catgirl avatar using simple consumer-grade camera technology, that ape has a continuous frozen shocked pikachu face



the face of an ape that needs that slurp juice man, he needs it

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006



it looks like poo poo because they very likely cheaped out on getting good CGI artists (or that no good CGI artists wanted to be involved with this poo poo)

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

bobmarleysghost posted:

it looks like poo poo because they very likely cheaped out on getting good CGI artists (or that no good CGI artists wanted to be involved with this poo poo)

no one wants to 3d model apes anymore

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Shame Boy posted:

They also got paid like $200,000 to accept the bored apes, someone tracked down the publicity company that BAYC hired a while back. I hope they're getting more for this bullshit at least because yikes.

Haha 200k at least, jesus christ. I hope someone finds out how much more for the song and video. lol.

Imagine having an animated music video where the only actual animation you're doing is 2 apes in a void, and it turns out worse than decades-old Gorillaz videos. Really just phoning it in to pretend at prestige.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



bobmarleysghost posted:

it looks like poo poo because they very likely cheaped out on getting good CGI artists (or that no good CGI artists wanted to be involved with this poo poo)

but the E X P O S U R E !

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Shame Boy posted:

Also love that despite living in an era when seemingly every rando can have a pretty darn decent v-tuber anime catgirl avatar using simple consumer-grade camera technology, that ape has a continuous frozen shocked pikachu face


If they change the face too much it might become a different ape "owned" by someone else.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
yeah but have apes they tried metaverse

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Colonel Cancer posted:

It's gotta have drones too, to discourage vagrants.

If you are in the park for more than an hour, or lay down on any surface, the patrolling drone will shoot you with an anti-tank missile.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
What were they even expecting? Like the tree falls down and a bunch of old timey lookin hobos scurry out from the branches?

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Radical 90s Wizard posted:

What were they even expecting? Like the tree falls down and a bunch of old timey lookin hobos scurry out from the branches?

if undesirables find refuge in place we will simply destroy place

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica


the article posted:

Mayor Ray Coles said the decision was made after a recommendation from the Police Department Quality of Life Unit, which the township said was triggered by numerous complaints from residents and township employees about homeless people defecating and urinating in the area.

Nothing says quality of life like chopping down shade trees. :ironicat:

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Greatbacon posted:

Nothing says quality of life like chopping down shade trees. :ironicat:

I fail to see how lacking one of those skinny sidewalk trees is meant to discourage people from relieving themselves... then again, it was the police recommending it, so I can only assume they were afraid one of the trees might pull a gun.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Warmachine posted:

I fail to see how lacking one of those skinny sidewalk trees is meant to discourage people from relieving themselves... then again, it was the police recommending it, so I can only assume they were afraid one of the trees might pull a gun.

if they were birch trees the cops wouldn't have done this

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
cutting down trees to spite homeless people

good country, making very good decisions! keep it up!

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blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Shima Honnou posted:

if they were birch trees the cops wouldn't have done this

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