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slave to my cravings)
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It sure took a long time to cancel that ship, you guys remember that ship?....the Ever Gaben...
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 03:32 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 16:12 |
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More like Ever Rapin
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 03:34 |
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https://twitter.com/bonerhitler/status/1564808020051247104?t=8ZscDuMRFjARDRbGUXixbw&s=19
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 03:58 |
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New head cannon: this was what Nick and Adam legitimately wanted the webseries to be way back when, but Stav just said "gently caress that, I'm not doing extra work like scene changes and memorizing lines" and they killed it after the one quick filming
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 04:06 |
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Cael posted:New head cannon: this was what Nick and Adam legitimately wanted the webseries to be way back when, but Stav just said "gently caress that, I'm not doing extra work like scene changes and memorizing lines" and they killed it after the one quick filming Actually, what happened is that Stav ate the cameras.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 04:10 |
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Wizard Master posted:It begins 🙈🙈🙈 if not for his slothful ways he could steal a march on his detractors by pivoting immediately. and he already did an advice show on youtube... rebranding himself as the new andrew tate is simply inevitable for our boy
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 05:12 |
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men use margaret thatcher to be misogynist and it needs to stop!
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 05:55 |
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Incredible opening. If I were that Russain lady I wouldn't take Adams $10.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 07:35 |
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I genuinely thought that was Adam’s new girlfriend lol
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 08:36 |
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She was an inspired casting choice because she makes Adam look like a good actor.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 11:41 |
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I quit nicotine over 8 years ago and the only reason I don't do coke is because I would want a cigarette really bad.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:25 |
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Being sober sounds like hell. "It's been 9 years, 3 months, and 47 seconds since I had my last drink... 48 seconds... 49..." like what are you counting up to? Just have a loving drink already! There isn't a number of days sober that you'll reach that'll make you a good person because removing the substance doesn't resolve the underlying reason for your abuse of it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:45 |
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I guess my beef is when they say how long it's been since they've had a drink, my read is it's more like they're pining for one than proud of the time elapsed. I'm certainly not impressed by how little someone can drink. Why does a "sober" person get credit for being sober over someone who does drink but doesn't completely gently caress up their life doing it? It's not really fair when you think about it.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:47 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:I guess my beef is when they say how long it's been since they've had a drink, my read is it's more like they're pining for one than proud of the time elapsed. I'm certainly not impressed by how little someone can drink. you're a loving moron
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:56 |
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It's true these sober people are stealing valor where do they get off thinking they're hot poo poo
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 18:57 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:Being sober sounds like hell. "It's been 9 years, 3 months, and 47 seconds since I had my last drink... 48 seconds... 49..." like what are you counting up to? Just have a loving drink already! There isn't a number of days sober that you'll reach that'll make you a good person because removing the substance doesn't resolve the underlying reason for your abuse of it. What a terrible fuckin take lol
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:08 |
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More like Futardari Dumb-assy
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:09 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:I guess my beef is when they say how long it's been since they've had a drink, my read is it's more like they're pining for one than proud of the time elapsed. I'm certainly not impressed by how little someone can drink. Nice Patton Oswalt stand-up bit from 2001, dweebus
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:09 |
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gently caress sober people I prefer Soder people
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:15 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:Being sober sounds like hell. "It's been 9 years, 3 months, and 47 seconds since I had my last drink... 48 seconds... 49..." like what are you counting up to? Just have a loving drink already! There isn't a number of days sober that you'll reach that'll make you a good person because removing the substance doesn't resolve the underlying reason for your abuse of it. i'll let you in on a little secret which is, it doesn't matter if someone's become a good person in their innermost heart as long as their *behavior* changes
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 19:26 |
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It’s been 3 years 2 months 12 days since my last snickers bar
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 21:51 |
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a cupcake, and a candy bar
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 21:54 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:Being sober sounds like hell. "It's been 9 years, 3 months, and 47 seconds since I had my last drink... 48 seconds... 49..." like what are you counting up to? Just have a loving drink already! There isn't a number of days sober that you'll reach that'll make you a good person because removing the substance doesn't resolve the underlying reason for your abuse of it. i remember high school
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:01 |
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How many lemon cakes could stav eat
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:06 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:I guess my beef is when they say how long it's been since they've had a drink, my read is it's more like they're pining for one than proud of the time elapsed. I'm certainly not impressed by how little someone can drink. Lmfao
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:09 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:I guess my beef is when they say how long it's been since they've had a drink, my read is it's more like they're pining for one than proud of the time elapsed. I'm certainly not impressed by how little someone can drink. Goa Tse-tung posted:you're a loving moron
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:20 |
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Goa Tse-tung posted:you're a loving moron how long have you been sober
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:41 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:Being sober sounds like hell. "It's been 9 years, 3 months, and 47 seconds since I had my last drink... 48 seconds... 49..." like what are you counting up to? Just have a loving drink already! There isn't a number of days sober that you'll reach that'll make you a good person because removing the substance doesn't resolve the underlying reason for your abuse of it. thought this was gonna turn into a sinead o’connor parody
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:53 |
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SoMeone needs to stop these drunks, they’re stealing sober valor
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 22:53 |
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I’m drinking right now, as god wills it. Prost.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:05 |
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First of all, you're Chinese,
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:22 |
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this show is good lmaoMordja posted:Actually, what happened is that Stav ate the cameras.
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 00:37 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:I guess my beef is when they say how long it's been since they've had a drink, my read is it's more like they're pining for one than proud of the time elapsed. I'm certainly not impressed by how little someone can drink. "A.A. hates him!"
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 01:21 |
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Just say it was a copy pasta or something so we can move on.
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 01:24 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:Being sober sounds like hell. "It's been 9 years, 3 months, and 47 seconds since I had my last drink... 48 seconds... 49..." like what are you counting up to? Just have a loving drink already! There isn't a number of days sober that you'll reach that'll make you a good person because removing the substance doesn't resolve the underlying reason for your abuse of it. being sober is hell and so is alcoholism. fixing it is realizing that your brain is geared towards putting you on a path towards the cycle of the abuse of it and so you need to have it out of your life entirely which sucks because alcohol is fun and social casual drinking is a great way to retain a social life as an adult. we’d like to pretend that you don’t miss out on a lot when you don’t drink, but on average people who do casually drink have longer lifespans despite the substance technically shortening it, and that’s due to the social benefits. I wish we could move on to casually smoking weed or some other substance. Automata 10 Pack fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Sep 1, 2022 |
# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:08 |
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Futanari Damacy posted:Being sober sounds like hell. "It's been 9 years, 3 months, and 47 seconds since I had my last drink... 48 seconds... 49..." like what are you counting up to? Just have a loving drink already! There isn't a number of days sober that you'll reach that'll make you a good person because removing the substance doesn't resolve the underlying reason for your abuse of it. I'm going to gently caress you to death with a rake as a funny joke E: landscape, not leaf E2: not a joke pm address Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Sep 1, 2022 |
# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:08 |
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I think people should do whatever works for them, for some it’s doing stims until they lose half their body weight for others it’s drinking soda waters
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:09 |
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Automata 10 Pack posted:being sober is hell and so is alcoholism. fixing it is realizing that your brain is geared towards putting you on a path towards the cycle of abuse of it and so you need to have it out of your life entirely if you have a problem with drinking it's a good idea to quit for awhile, but you can always go back and just have one or two if you're not a pussy
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:14 |
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Did Senator Drinksalot die?
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:23 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 16:12 |
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that or jail
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:26 |