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i plant walnut trees as reparations
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:15 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 19:57 |
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easy solution: piss on the cops instead
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:20 |
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In the pictures the tree planters already had those anti-homeless bump things on them too lmao
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 04:38 |
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We’ve received reports homeless people are sleeping in Central Park so we will be dropping Agent Orange via helicopter over the entire area tonight around 8:00PM. Please keep your windows closed during this time, thank you
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 05:10 |
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Finally, we made a park that we can enjoy without worrying about the homeless hanging around
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 05:43 |
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Danaru posted:
Goddamn.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 05:49 |
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Beto Male posted:easy solution: piss on the cops instead If every homeless person pissed on cops, there would soon be no more homeless people.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 06:21 |
They have started putting these signs up at intersections
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 06:22 |
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Pryor on Fire posted:They have started putting these signs up at intersections how are professional middlemen supposed to make a living if people just give other people things smh it's as if you don't like jobs
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 06:37 |
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i've seen cities with phony parking meters for donating change
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 07:53 |
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Greatbacon posted:Nothing says quality of life like chopping down shade trees. Note how the other option would have been installing and maintaining a public toilet.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 08:26 |
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Orange Devil posted:Note how the other option would have been installing and maintaining a public toilet. which then becomes a mess unless you provide safe injection support nearby 24/7, which is even less politically palatable. it's almost like homeless people need homes of their own and not endless patronizing services but capitalist governments refuse to even provide the latter.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 08:28 |
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Why do that when you can donate to a local charity that is definitely not just a church that will tell them to use jesus to cure their addiction or gently caress right off
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 09:26 |
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Shame Boy posted:Why do that when you can donate to a local charity that is definitely not just a church that will tell them to use jesus to cure their addiction or gently caress right off in Utah the Mormons literally run the social safety net and a requirement for getting help is joining the church it’s hosed
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 09:29 |
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Arivia posted:which then becomes a mess unless you provide safe injection support nearby 24/7, which is even less politically palatable. it's almost like homeless people need homes of their own and not endless patronizing services but capitalist governments refuse to even provide the latter. Yeah, houses for the houseless is the obvious solution but that would create ~*~moral hazard~*~ as people might decide "hey wait why should I pay for a house if I can get one for free?" and then a whole sector of the economy based on extracting rents through exploiting people's basic physiological needs would lose their market power and collapse. So instead we gotta maintain a houseless population to scare everyone else into paying their bills but we don't want them hanging around the people with even a semblance of political power as it might annoy or disturb them so we gotta turn the public spaces in the nice parts of town into hostile hellscapes and blame the houseless for why we can't have nice things.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 09:33 |
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Arivia posted:which then becomes a mess unless you provide safe injection support nearby 24/7, which is even less politically palatable. it's almost like homeless people need homes of their own and not endless patronizing services but capitalist governments refuse to even provide the latter. Okay but what if we made our city so horrible that even desperate homeless people won't want to be here?
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 11:57 |
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What if we made waking life lethal and hostile to anyone not in an expensive car
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 12:02 |
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Pryor on Fire posted:They have started putting these signs up at intersections
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 12:05 |
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Biplane posted:What if we made waking life lethal and hostile to anyone not in an expensive car Actually the climate disaster thread has a progress update for us on that one.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 12:05 |
McCracAttack posted:Actually the climate disaster thread has a progress update for us on that one.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 13:04 |
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Arivia posted:which then becomes a mess unless you provide safe injection support nearby 24/7, which is even less politically palatable. it's almost like homeless people need homes of their own and not endless patronizing services but capitalist governments refuse to even provide the latter. Using homelessness as an implied threat to keep the proles working their lovely jobs is far too useful a tool for the ruling class.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:09 |
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I know someone who, when they stop at an intersection where someone is asking for money, leaves lots of room between them and the car in front of them. Then when the person comes to their window to show them a sign or whatever, they've got room to pull forward to get away from the person. It's a lot of work just to not give somebody money.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:09 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I know someone who, when they stop at an intersection where someone is asking for money, leaves lots of room between them and the car in front of them. Then when the person comes to their window to show them a sign or whatever, they've got room to pull forward to get away from the person. It's a lot of work just to not give somebody money. Yeah but if you don’t do that you might have to interact with a homeless and see they’re human! The horror! Then I might need to confront what about me being comfy in a system that constantly cranks out a homeless population says about me and our society at large! You want me to spoil my brunch like that?!
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:12 |
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:I know someone who, when they stop at an intersection where someone is asking for money, leaves lots of room between them and the car in front of them. Then when the person comes to their window to show them a sign or whatever, they've got room to pull forward to get away from the person. It's a lot of work just to not give somebody money. Do homeless people in some places swarm cars like sucker fish on the side of a fish tank because I've never had the problem of them sticking to my windows and needing to "get away", they generally just walk past you if you're not rolling your window down to hand them some change.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:20 |
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Shame Boy posted:Do homeless people in some places swarm cars like sucker fish on the side of a fish tank because I've never had the problem of them sticking to my windows and needing to "get away", they generally just walk past you if you're not rolling your window down to hand them some change. some squeegee guys are weirdly aggressive hobbesmaster has issued a correction as of 15:27 on Aug 31, 2022 |
# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:23 |
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There's one guy at an intersection near me that's written "COMPUTER REPAIR, VIRUS REMOVAL, TUNE-UP, $20!" on the electrical box he hangs out next to and he always makes me think "man that's totally gonna be me in like 10-20 years when they finally figure out how to automate away computer touching isn't it"
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:23 |
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hobbesmaster posted:some squeegee guys are weirder aggressive Oh right squeegee guys, we don't have those here for some reason? At least I've never seen em' in Florida, maybe we have a particularly stupid law about it or maybe they just get shot more often here by angry white dudes... seen em' in Atlanta though so I'm not sure what's up with that.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:25 |
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The thing about homeless people is the majority of them have jobs, they just can't afford housing. Most of us probably interact with a homeless person on a weekly if not daily basis, the thing is they're selling us Slim Jims and Mountain Dew at the gas station rather than standing on the corner with a sign.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:33 |
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Cutting down trees that add beauty and everyone enjoys in order to not allow homeless people from enjoying them is as close to a literal “Nose/ cut/spite/ face” scenario as you can get
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:43 |
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hobbesmaster posted:some squeegee guys are weirdly aggressive Are they weirdly aggressive or an appropriate level of aggressive for people inches from destitution
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:46 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Yeah but if you don’t do that you might have to interact with a homeless and see they’re human! The horror! Then I might need to confront what about me being comfy in a system that constantly cranks out a homeless population says about me and our society at large! You want me to spoil my brunch like that?! My buddies used to always rag on me for giving money to the homeless. "I can smell the street on you" (they would often give me a big hug). We don't talk anymore.
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:54 |
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Crypto.com: "Irreversible cryptocurrency transactions are the future. No need for courts or banks. Fortune favors the brave!" Also Crypto.com: "We made a transaction mistake. Will those courts and banks please get our money back? With interest, preferably." https://twitter.com/arstechnica/status/1565025137690378241
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 21:12 |
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hobbesmaster posted:some squeegee guys are weirdly aggressive it’s weird but I’m way more annoyed by someone providing a service I didn’t want or ask for and then demanding payment then I am being asked for money just because. I mean I’ll still give money if I have any but leave my drat windshield out of this
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 21:33 |
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Doggles posted:Crypto.com: "Irreversible cryptocurrency transactions are the future. No need for courts or banks. Fortune favors the brave!" Court gave Crypto.com a default judgement because the recipient failed to respond, and his reasoning is bullshit quote:Does an email link to court documents count as being served?
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 15:59 |
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text editor posted:what the gently caress that the judge allowed that Golly it's almost as though court systems are stacked against citizens in favor of corporations
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 16:09 |
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Your honor we sent an email to the recipient an email with a request for money, a link to a hosted file, from a domain with crypto in the name. it's hard to believe she did not see that in her inbox
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 16:20 |
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It's actually illegal to not click on phishing links now, what a world lol
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 17:12 |
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evilpicard posted:It's actually illegal to not click on phishing links now, what a world lol That's about on par for Australia tbh
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 17:57 |
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Have we considered hunting the homeless for sport? Think of the licensing fees the government could charge! This is a way to generate revenue for local governments and solve the homeless crisis at the same time. Subscribe to my newsletter.
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 19:28 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 19:57 |
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Retromancer posted:Have we considered hunting the homeless for sport? Think of the licensing fees the government could charge! This is a way to generate revenue for local governments and solve the homeless crisis at the same time. Subscribe to my newsletter. See the documentary Hard Target (1993) for more information
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