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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

LifeSunDeath posted:

yes I would like to try the voodoo heat but I've never seen em in the wild. I just noticed they had potato string versions of voodoo and heat, but they might be discontinued.

evil eye is nice, I have it occasionally, it's more like spicy ketchup. voodoo is like salt and vinegar with a little bbq hit...so dank.

sorry about my serious zapps opinions.

Your Zapp's opinions are good opinions TBH

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The Bloop posted:

Doritos are the worst chip
Doritos are the best chip. They have the perfect texture, and the plain salted ones are saltier than any other brand of corn chip.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Iron Crowned posted:

Your Zapp's opinions are good opinions TBH

thanks chip pal

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

The voodoo heat was fine but it tasted more vinegarish than hot

Zapp"s voodoo chips are great though

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

LifeSunDeath posted:

yes I would like to try the voodoo heat but I've never seen em in the wild. I just noticed they had potato string versions of voodoo and heat, but they might be discontinued.
[...]
sorry about my serious zapps opinions.

The other thing Kroger says it has but I have yet to try is Voodoo Pretzel Stix. (Well, and Jazzy Honey Mustard, but I am less excited about those.)

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Voodoo, the Best chip in the world. scientists have proven this.

the Zapps empire grows larger


but there is another

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

The Bloop posted:

Doritos are the worst chip and every variety pack is full of them :rant:

They sometimes make variety packs full of actually good chips like sour cream + onion but for some hosed up reason they are seasonal and run out of stock instantly and it pisses me the freak off

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Tiggum posted:

saltier than any other brand of corn chip.

Is that really considered a bonus? I don't think I ever had a chip that I wished would be saltier

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
True story: I once got scolded by an ex girlfriend because I bought a bag of Lightly Salted Lay's Potato Chips.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I love lightly salted Lay's/Frito's/whatever, way better than the original ones. Anyone who disagrees is wrong and weird

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

uber_stoat posted:

Voodoo, the Best chip in the world. scientists have proven this.

the Zapps empire grows larger



I tried the fried pickles, they weren't very good. You gotta get pickle chips fresh fried. The voodoo flavor on them was overpowered by pickle flavor, sadly.

Oh poo poo I bet you could panko fry some pickle chips with crushed up voodoo chips...drat.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Tiggum posted:

Doritos are the best chip. They have the perfect texture, and the plain salted ones are saltier than any other brand of corn chip.

how the hell are there plain doritos, and why would you buy them

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
i love zapps, chicago carries them everywhere. i also always read them as zapos

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
sad they make poo poo like this just to take it away from us:


u can get this tho:

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 17:34 on Aug 31, 2022

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

more falafel please posted:

how the hell are there plain doritos, and why would you buy them
Once upon a time, the only doritos were plain and taco flavor.



How far we've come since then.


steinrokkan posted:

Is that really considered a bonus? I don't think I ever had a chip that I wished would be saltier
:same:

Hell, half the reason I don't like doritos much is that they're too salty on top of way overdoing their flavor powder in general.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Plain doritos were "with it" once. But then they changed what "it" was.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Scarodactyl posted:

Plain doritos were "with it" once. But then they changed what "it" was.

We had a sour cream and onion variety, as was the style at the time

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

more falafel please posted:

how the hell are there plain doritos, and why would you buy them

I think you can still get them West of the Mississippi in stores, or online

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I would love a plain Dorito but that's not a thing I've ever seen

They'd just be overpriced corn chips anyway

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Brawnfire posted:

Takis > Fritos > Doritos

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
purple Doritos are good as hell actually. sweet chili. a top tier chip

SystemLogoff
Feb 19, 2011

End Session?

The best is ketchup.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i found a bag of wasabi doritos once, just once. vanished like a mirage.

i guess once upon a time tortilla chips were a novelty unheard of by whitey and doritos was a pioneer in that space but i'm not sure why they still exist these days. i'm sure they did their market research.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Supposedly fries on bread is a bad sandwich according to y'all.

Counterpoint: French fry poboy, dressed, with Swiss cheese.





The actual store that made it for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Mop44NAPw

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
fries on bread/in a burrito works only if they are extremely fresh and you eat the thing the second it is made. i am generally wholly against it given track record but will admit to having eaten one amazing burrito with fries in it where they were so freshly made it actually worked out

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
I'm literally letting the other half of my sandwich chill in the fridge to congeal into a carbohydrate and gravy lump.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you should batter and deep fry it imo.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

dog nougat posted:

I'm literally letting the other half of my sandwich chill in the fridge to congeal into a carbohydrate and gravy lump.

that is psychotic but also I salute you for it

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



dog nougat posted:

Supposedly fries on bread is a bad sandwich according to y'all.

Counterpoint: French fry poboy, dressed, with Swiss cheese.




I mean, I'd try it, everything else seems great. I've just never quite gotten the concept of fries on a sandwich, it just seems like it would add a bunch of extra dry starchiness.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

uber_stoat posted:

you should batter and deep fry it imo.

There is a fryer at my work and I can make a batter there 🤔🤔🤔

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


steinrokkan posted:

Is that really considered a bonus? I don't think I ever had a chip that I wished would be saltier
I've rarely had any food that couldn't be improved by being a bit saltier. Salt's good.

more falafel please posted:

how the hell are there plain doritos, and why would you buy them
They're corn chips. Every brand has plain salted. You buy them because they taste nice and can be used for scooping dips? They're corn chips.

The Bloop posted:

I would love a plain Dorito but that's not a thing I've ever seen
They're in every supermarket in Australia. Those and CCs are basically the two major brands. And Mission, I guess.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Taco flavored Doritos are pretty good and they come in the cool retro bag

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Walmart claims these exist, which could potentially be the greatest of all tortilla chip flavors, but they refuse to tell me where they exist other than just randomly trying zipcodes around the US to see if a store has them :arghfist::smith:

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





You haven't really lived until you have eaten a Russian crab pringle from a 1 euro store.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:


Walmart claims these exist, which could potentially be the greatest of all tortilla chip flavors, but they refuse to tell me where they exist other than just randomly trying zipcodes around the US to see if a store has them :arghfist::smith:

im experiencing a similar frustration with cinnamon bun frosted mini wheats

its like living in michigan and being advertised to about Sonic when there are no Sonics in Michigan all over again! (I know there are sonics there now)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pookah posted:

You haven't really lived until you have eaten a Russian crab pringle from a 1 euro store.



I have a sudden urgent need to get one of these for the crab shelf :yeeclaw:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pookah posted:

You haven't really lived until you have eaten a Russian crab pringle from a 1 euro store.



You don't catch crabs with a fish hook :confused:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Captain Hygiene posted:

I have a sudden urgent need to get one of these for the crab shelf :yeeclaw:

you could put a little toy crab in the crab chip can like it's a hermit crab.

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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Iron Crowned posted:

You don't catch crabs with a fish hook :confused:

You can if you put a big ol chunk of bacon on the hook.

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