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CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

LifeSunDeath posted:

holy poo poo I can't believe we made it through a wed without that drat shark. finally, the waters are safe again.

Terry gave us the gift of not visiting us :shobon:

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I legit saw a meme today that was like "hi I'm Jeff [or something idk] the shark, I came to tell you Terry's on holiday this week but he sent you this card and will be back next week"

I chose not to post it. You're welcome, thread.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

thanks

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
nah, its attachment thats forbidden, not sex. that seems pretty slutty to me

e: content:

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

The Jedi IT department definitely had too much influence over their bylaws

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I like to trip up a coworker that is a turbo-nerd for Star Wars with this:

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes, correct?
"Yes"
"So when we gonna find out Yoda is a Sith 'Do or do not, there is no try'?"

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:



I always wanted to look like Leonardo DiCaprio. Now he looks like me.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

bike tory posted:

I legit saw a meme today that was like "hi I'm Jeff [or something idk] the shark, I came to tell you Terry's on holiday this week but he sent you this card and will be back next week"

I chose not to post it. You're welcome, thread.


same energy

Antigravitas posted:




I always wanted to look like Leonardo DiCaprio. Now he looks like me.

clearly that gut isn't over 25 pounds yet


Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Scholtz posted:

The Jedi IT department definitely had too much influence over their bylaws

Jedi have terrible ITSEC practices and were constantly sharing memes they found on Facebook over email. After the 5th total system compromise the CIO had no choice but to ban all attachments.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Humphreys posted:

I like to trip up a coworker that is a turbo-nerd for Star Wars with this:

"Only the Sith deal in absolutes, correct?
"Yes"
"So when we gonna find out Yoda is a Sith 'Do or do not, there is no try'?"

you don't even need to go that far. the statement "only the sith deal in absolutes" is contradictory by itself. It's ludicrous writing that only could have come from a true genius

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

bike tory posted:

I legit saw a meme today that was like "hi I'm Jeff [or something idk] the shark, I came to tell you Terry's on holiday this week but he sent you this card and will be back next week"

I chose not to post it. You're welcome, thread.

post it anyway. let's see if Jeff is cool at least

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

It’s a great line because it shows how far the Jedi have fallen

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I’d be ok with Terry if he took any other day for his meme. But that fat bastard had to go after the My Dudes frog, gently caress him.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



kalel posted:

you don't even need to go that far. the statement "only the sith deal in absolutes" is contradictory by itself. It's ludicrous writing that only could have come from a true genius

Lol @ being a star wars fan and taking your cool memes and insightful one-liners from the prequels

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

kalel posted:

you don't even need to go that far. the statement "only the sith deal in absolutes" is contradictory by itself. It's ludicrous writing that only could have come from a true genius
there is a fine line between genius and insanius

yupekosi

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


I love how everybody ignored this from ten pages ago. Ignore it all you want suckers, it's comin'

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

burexas.irom posted:

I love how everybody ignored this from ten pages ago. Ignore it all you want suckers, it's comin'

Shut up. Just shut the hell up. Just. Shut. Up.
Why bring this up? We could be having a nice time ignoring it! We can't change it, it's inevitable, so we don't think about it, we don't talk about it, yet here you come in and start spouting off about it, taking perverse pleasure in it even knowing you will also suffer the same fate.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Halloween is still a bastion of protection, right?

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

organburner posted:

Shut up. Just shut the hell up. Just. Shut. Up.
Why bring this up? We could be having a nice time ignoring it! We can't change it, it's inevitable, so we don't think about it, we don't talk about it, yet here you come in and start spouting off about it, taking perverse pleasure in it even knowing you will also suffer the same fate.

I don't even own a tv. :smug:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

burexas.irom posted:

I don't even own a tv. :smug:

turn on your monitor

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

organburner posted:

Shut up. Just shut the hell up. Just. Shut. Up.
Why bring this up? We could be having a nice time ignoring it! We can't change it, it's inevitable, so we don't think about it, we don't talk about it, yet here you come in and start spouting off about it, taking perverse pleasure in it even knowing you will also suffer the same fate.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It’s not the worst Christmas song by far. Everyone gets too uptight about it.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It’s not the worst Christmas song by far. Everyone gets too uptight about it.

Yeah, I didn't mind it at all the first 1 million times I heard it.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


I still like it. In fact I like most Christmas songs. Just not before the month of December.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Son of Rodney posted:

I still like it. In fact I like most Christmas songs. Just not before the month of December.

I used to manage the phone system at my previous company. One time I got a request from senior management to change our hold music to some Christmas songs at the start of September. I told them under no circumstance would I do it until after Black Friday.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug
Why not celebrate the impending winter with other weird Christmas music stuff? 2006 Youtube style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y78PMPsqCI

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/PopulismUpdates/status/1565062333302419456?t=dN9a53I7bBiN6DLCQWVHjw&s=19

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.


I think whatever the red thing that's not mcdonalds is is winning? They already have one mcdonalds surrounded.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Pretty funny that beef is Texas’s whole thing and Chik-Fil-A claimed them. I guess the homophobia won them over.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Killer robot posted:

Why not celebrate the impending winter with other weird Christmas music stuff? 2006 Youtube style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y78PMPsqCI

There are only 2 good Christmas albums. Vince Guaraldi Trio's Charlie Brown Christmas, and the 2009 Goon Christmas compilation.

e: this is genuinely what I think of when I hear the phrase "Christmas Music" anymore.
https://youtu.be/6x3-eofEpQc

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I thought they extended it for another month.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Second post cause phone uploading be weird sometimes

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Haha yeah....




... guys i think the germans are thinking of doing something horrible again...

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Hihohe posted:

Haha yeah....




... guys i think the germans are thinking of doing something horrible again...


The great thing about the internet is I don't know if this spoiler in the meme thread is how I found out about the next big thing or not yet

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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Hihohe posted:

Haha yeah....




... guys i think the germans are thinking of doing something horrible again...


They did in fact do something horrific.

What I posted was a Germany-wide train pass for 9€ a month, valid across all the tiny little transport company fiefdoms of the HRE of public transport.

They ended it. From today on, everything is back to being lovely.

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