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Must be that Generalised Putin Syndrome we've been hearing about.
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Sep 1, 2022 16:36
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Sudden Vertical Deceleration Syndrome claims another victim.
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Sep 1, 2022 16:37
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Can our oil execs all get ill please
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Sep 1, 2022 16:42
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Really glad I got the Defenestration Pox vaccine
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Sep 1, 2022 17:21
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SIDS (sudden impact death syndrome)
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Sep 1, 2022 17:27
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AKA Pseudonym posted:To be fair, there's no way to write a headline about the death of a prominent Russian that doesn't make it sound like murder. Gazprom Chief Vitali Aleksejev (Age 52) Set To Die Of Autodefenestration At Age 92
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By popular demand posted:Phillip K. Dick was more right than Gibson. John Brunner had a lot to say about the future, and it didn't look good: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shockwave_Rider https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_on_Zanzibar
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https://danozzi.substack.com/p/the-worlds-most-insane-coffee-drinker
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Sep 2, 2022 03:15
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Evidently his wife is the same way and you know what I’m glad those weirdos found each other
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Sep 2, 2022 03:47
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https://twitter.com/Astroblast65/status/1565155974603837440
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I'll never feel lazy again for going for a teabag rather than brewing loose leaf tea.
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Sep 2, 2022 05:03
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Saltz wrote a piece for Vulture that discussed how his aversion to cooking and love of takeout had its roots in a deeply hosed-up childhood. 
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Sep 2, 2022 06:08
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Sep 2, 2022 14:33
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Sep 2, 2022 14:40
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"Fried Fishing" indeed
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Sep 2, 2022 19:02
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idk that using it as a bong is cruel when its already dead (assuming he fished it humanely i guess)
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Sep 2, 2022 19:11
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Be more humane to do it while the shark is alive so it may know weed as it suffocates to death.
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Sep 2, 2022 19:27
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By popular demand posted:weed as it suffocates to death. bucket list, final item
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Sep 2, 2022 20:46
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Carthag Tuek posted:idk that using it as a bong is cruel when its already dead (assuming he fished it humanely i guess) That second part isn't easy to do
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Sep 2, 2022 23:50
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Weed is inherently petite bourgeoisie fascist violent unvegetarian troop cop troop cop cop cop cop poo poo.
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Sep 3, 2022 00:00
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They’re calling it the puke six. https://twitter.com/CFBONFOX/status/1565540546646609921 https://twitter.com/SInow/status/1565542210782633987
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Sep 3, 2022 09:32
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Australians will use literally anything as a bong, checks out.
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Can confirm; a guy in my class at school was hospitalised because he sandblasted his airways using a sandcastle bong (exactly what it sounds like) and one of the tiny open wounds in his lower respiratory tract got infected.
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Sep 3, 2022 15:12
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That isn't how you bust a nut.
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Sep 3, 2022 15:23
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Cannot laugh at the Sally Honig video like it deserves because I want to eviscerate every health care executive.
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Sep 3, 2022 16:42
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You need to get your murder spree on, then you'll be free to laugh.
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Sep 3, 2022 16:49
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Milo and POTUS posted:https://twitter.com/FloridaMan__/status/1291451739686625280?s=20&t=sVVpN6rLsLsZ0XMZqyS2ag Gary Kasparov noooo
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Milo and POTUS posted:https://twitter.com/FloridaMan__/status/1291451739686625280?s=20&t=sVVpN6rLsLsZ0XMZqyS2ag Is this a chemical or biological weapon?
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Platystemon posted:Is this a chemical or biological weapon? Yes. I'll be honest, I was just baffled at the use of "dirt" in the headline
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Click through and look at all the other weird posts. Supposedly satirical. https://dankingnews.wordpress.com/2020/08/03/florida-man-dirts-his-hands-with-peanut-butter-and-punches-neighbors-allergic-to-nuts/
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Milo and POTUS posted:Yes. I only came across "dirts" as a verb for the first time about a month ago. An elderly (Australian) client uses it to describe the dog making GBS threads on the floor.
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Sep 4, 2022 02:26
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It's a very black & white hollywood movie thing isn't it? "Get ya ugly mug outta 'ere, yous dirtying up the place"
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If 'soils' is a word I guess 'dirts' can be a word too. Not sure why we need it when soils is right there.
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