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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Raluek posted:

nah, its attachment thats forbidden, not sex. that seems pretty slutty to me

e: content:

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pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Raluek posted:

nah, its attachment thats forbidden, not sex. that seems pretty slutty to me

e: content:














Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
What kind of psycho names a chicken "Bessie"? That's a cow's name.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Antigravitas posted:

What kind of psycho names a chicken "Bessie"? That's a cow's name.

Cow eggs

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Antigravitas posted:

What kind of psycho names a chicken "Bessie"? That's a cow's name.

It was ironic, like naming a bull "Tiny"

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

My chickens’ names are as predictable as the weather in Tornado Alley and twice as violent

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


Even in my 70's I'll proudly fight under the Dick's banner, nothing gets me more excited than shoving hot, greasy Dick's from my hometown in my mouth. I grew up eating Dick's and I'm not going to stop because some loser from Texas tells me to.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I wouldn’t mind trying some Dick’s myself. How is it?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

freeedr posted:

I wouldn’t mind trying some Dick’s myself. How is it?

Heavily dependent on the server

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


When we were in Seattle a bit ago my wife and I were told we HAD to try dicks.

It was okay. Lots of better burger places though.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


I don't eat meat but I like their shakes ok

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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CainFortea posted:

When we were in Seattle a bit ago my wife and I were told we HAD to try dicks.

It was okay. Lots of better burger places though.

i think you might have mistook what the person was saying

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
Seems like the only instance in which being told to "eat a bag of dicks" is actually a helpful culinary suggestion.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
loving stoked for 3 pages of Americans regurgitating fast food opinions again

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

SpacePig posted:

There are only 2 good Christmas albums. Vince Guaraldi Trio's Charlie Brown Christmas, and the 2009 Goon Christmas compilation.

e: this is genuinely what I think of when I hear the phrase "Christmas Music" anymore.
https://youtu.be/6x3-eofEpQc



:colbert:

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Beeswax posted:

loving stoked for 3 pages of Americans regurgitating fast food opinions again

hey i am personally upset minnesota is under the chick-fil-a banner. i've never eaten there and had never even seen one until a few years ago. i demand we fly the culvers banner. i will gladly ride into battle under the blue and white alongside my wisconsin neighbors

i also enjoy getting a bag of dicks when i'm in washington

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Notice the year on that map is 2060

Plenty of time for Chick-fil-A to impose the Christian fascism on half the country

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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RFC2324 posted:

Notice the year on that map is 2060

Plenty of time for Chick-fil-A to impose the Christian fascism on half the country

it's 2022 and that's already happened so...

Manager Hoyden
Mar 5, 2020

Weird, trying to find a real map of current fast food battle lines is strangely difficult

There are a ton of them and they're all different

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar
I'm just amazed that they think Dairy Queen isn't winning the war in Oregon, let alone Washington. I've never even had Burgerville. I'm solely basing this on customer reach.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Truly, The American Fast food preference landscape has never been more balkanized.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






Posting in honour of thinking it was Wednesday all day

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

flavor.flv posted:



Posting in honour of thinking it was Wednesday all day

https://twitter.com/Thurs_Phantom/status/1565399588789489664

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
https://youtu.be/Qmvpc46_q28

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It’s not the worst Christmas song by far. Everyone gets too uptight about it.

agreed, christmas shoes is a crime against humanity

vince garaldi's compositions weren't just perfect for charlie brown, it was perfect for christmas.

Gene Hackman Fan has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Sep 1, 2022

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJWX1XiS-TU&t=73s

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Large Testicles posted:

i think you might have mistook what the person was saying
I'm at the sex club.
I'm at the burger stand.
I'm at the combination sex club and burger stand (the burgers aren't that good)

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Beeswax posted:

loving stoked for 3 pages of Americans regurgitating fast food opinions again

Regurgitated food is on the secret menu you have to ask for it baby bird style.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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apatheticman posted:

Regurgitated food is on the secret menu you have to ask for it baby bird style.

You can just ask for it animal style, it'll come out the same.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

do they ever specify the animal

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


freeedr posted:

I wouldn’t mind trying some Dick’s myself. How is it?





Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

do they ever specify the animal

the way it looks, i'm guessing it's supposed to be some kinda bird poo poo/piss mixture

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




https://twitter.com/perfectlyshots/status/1565348391642492931?s=21&t=mTwY0GrfLNJ5hrvjOPDifQ

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Foxfire_ posted:

I'm at the sex club.
I'm at the burger stand.
I'm at the combination sex club and burger stand (the burgers aren't that good)

How is the sex?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Cocaine Bear posted:

Yeah, I didn't mind it at all the first 1 million times I heard it.

I’ve made an AI listen to an accumulated 6000 years of FM radio, and this is the playlist it produced:

1: All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey
2: Another Brick In The Wall - Pink Floyd

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

I dunno what that "Z" logo is next to Hawaii but bad news: the technically most southern state has a Chik-Fil-A opening soon

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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Ariong posted:

How is the sex?

undercooked, slimy

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