GarfieldEats: I have returned to what I love; cereal boxes and coloring

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

The ribbon is for licensing #awareness.

# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:46

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# ? May 25, 2024 11:35

Kro-Bar: Jul 24, 2004; USPOL May

I'm disappointed by his use of a gummy worm as a prop in that video. He missed out on a perfect branding opportunity for Big Cow Lasagna!

# ? Aug 31, 2022 17:01

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

GummiEATS

# ? Aug 31, 2022 17:08

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Elephant Ambush posted:

GummiEATS

Gummi lasagna (it's just old lasagna)

# ? Aug 31, 2022 17:26

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Frank Frank posted:

DIFFERENT THAN WHAT, NATHEN?
DIFFERENT THAN WHAT?

Different than FAIL. This time for sure.

# ? Aug 31, 2022 20:37

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

It's actually garfield's tail that he's eating, in Gummy form

# ? Sep 1, 2022 04:40

Riot Carol Danvers: Jul 30, 2004; It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

In the initial pose, his hair from the side is certainly something. I think I made it to something something "magnetic" before I had to nope out.

How can one person contain so much concentrated creepiness and not be a cartoon villain

# ? Sep 1, 2022 22:34

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

magnetic hairpiece w magnetic facelift implants

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:54

JacquelineDempsey: Aug 6, 2008; Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34

Is today not Sept 1? Were we not promised courtship entergagement?

(Seriously, I don't do Twitter or IG, has he just "forgotten" about it?)

# ? Sep 1, 2022 23:59

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

He seemingly decided to marry the resurrected concept of Egeez instead.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 08:45

Matlack Radio: Jun 2, 2006

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Is today not Sept 1? Were we not promised courtship entergagement?

lol at "It's real!". Who would ever be assured by such a declaration?

MC Nutt is my nom de plume, wtf.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 08:49

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Shortage of "crew", yeah

# ? Sep 2, 2022 09:01

Matlack Radio: Jun 2, 2006

Fork Jail > The Intensity Rhombus Dimension

Nathen reminded me to renew my subscription to 'Eater'.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 09:03

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Matlack Radio posted:

lol at "It's real!". Who would ever be assured by such a declaration?

Matlack Radio posted:

Nathen reminded me to renew my subscription to 'Eater'.

Does it say #entergoging

# ? Sep 2, 2022 09:04

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

quote:

MC Nutt is my nom de plume, wtf.

thank you super mcnutt

# ? Sep 2, 2022 10:37

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

"No auditions! It's real!" reads like a wanted ad put out by a serial killer.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 10:42

Beached Whale: Jun 27, 2009; The world as will and idea

Jeffery you're a loving coward if you don't put the Something Awful brand name up through Egeez and also go on a date with Nathen "World's Youngest Garfield Licensee" Mazri.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 13:14

Duckman2008: Jan 6, 2010; TFW you see Flyers goaltending.; Grimey Drawer

steinrokkan posted:

Shortage of "crew", yeah

Lol yup. So�..no one signed up to help (likely because I doubt he was offering to pay them) and no one signed up to marry him. Shocker.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 13:47

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Beached Whale posted:

Jeffery you're a loving coward if you don't put the Something Awful brand name up through Egeez and also go on a date with Nathen "World's Youngest Garfield Licensee" Mazri.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 13:49

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Something Egeez

# ? Sep 2, 2022 13:51

david_a: Apr 24, 2010; Megamarm

Duckman2008 posted:

Lol yup. So�..no one signed up to help (likely because I doubt he was offering to pay them) and no one signed up to marry him. Shocker.

I believe the first part but not the second. He was bragging about hundreds of applicants. Given his utter lack of standards that seems plausible.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 13:53

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

I doubt Jeff reads this thread

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:14

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Matlack Radio posted:

Truly this is guaranteed to go off without a hitch.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:19

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

I doubt Jeff reads this thread

Jeff gonna Garf 'til he barfs.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:24

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Jeffery might

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:26

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Frank Frank posted:

I doubt Jeff reads this thread

It's been a running joke since forever to simply call out Jeff/Lowtax in literally ANY thread as if CLEARLY they're reading your post and will do whatever stupid thing you're asking, were you like...not aware of this or...?

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:36

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

licensing with Nathen makes the whole process eGeez pGeez!

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:40

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Frank Frank posted:

I doubt Jeff reads this thread

Jeff spends 16 hours a day reading every single thread on the forums. The other 8 hours are spent on backend fixes and upgrades. He has not slept in three years. Scientists don't understand how he's not dead yet

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:45

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

that's the power of the blockchain for you

# ? Sep 2, 2022 14:46

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

"The Anomaly Licensee" surely is the compliment Nathen thinks it is

# ? Sep 2, 2022 15:59

Escape From Noise: Jul 27, 2004

Big Beef City posted:

It's been a running joke since forever to simply call out Jeff/Lowtax in literally ANY thread as if CLEARLY they're reading your post and will do whatever stupid thing you're asking, were you like...not aware of this or...?

The humor ship has landed.

# ? Sep 2, 2022 16:02

Kro-Bar: Jul 24, 2004; USPOL May

Nathen is "the anomoly licensee."

# ? Sep 2, 2022 16:12

Hedenius: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/garfieldeatsco/status/1565723986402705409?s=21&t=Tjqin-QeKHzeKIXAXJkY2w

# ? Sep 2, 2022 16:56

Elephant Ambush: Nov 13, 2012; ...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?; Nap Ghost

I know Nathen was crazy before the restaurant opened but I think when it shut down it just completely broke him. He just does tons of stupid random poo poo now and never fully follows through with any of it

# ? Sep 2, 2022 17:09

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

This is even weirder than the last job ad.

quote:

Dream Come True! Apply Here >>>>>>>
Egeez to elevate Talents' Consciousness & Happiness like WeWork led by #AdamnNeumann but more professional, class, respect, feminism, diversity, compassion and everything else that is human moral.
Imagine working 4 days a week if you're good and 4.5 days a week if you're bad! Imagine walking to a Walt Disney theme park like office where fun and joy is written all over. Egeez does not support boring working stations or cubicles, but rather an open wonderland where talents not employees can give their fullest happily while feeling no sense of monotony, routine, and depression as reported in the tech industry. Egeez will even have famous Garficcinos coffee everyday known from the first ever official Garfield restaurant, GarfieldEATS.
"Youth is an asset, not a liability."
Egeez core nucleus is to #fightingsuppression, #security and #love one another in the most diverse manner in order to achieve our mission: Connect billions of fans to their favorite cartoon or entertainment licensed consumer products or food.
My partner Rutika Malaviya approves this message along with our new recognized partner announced soon.
Apply HERE: #tech #entertainment #food #licensing #happiness #diversity #toronto #egeez #hire Licensing International Licensing CornerLicense Global

# ? Sep 2, 2022 17:35

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Adamn is an amazing name

# ? Sep 2, 2022 17:37

Killingyouguy!: Sep 8, 2014

Dixville posted:

Adamn is an amazing name

I'm filling out a name change form as we speak

# ? Sep 2, 2022 17:41

Zeniel: Oct 18, 2013

Oh its like WeWork alright

# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:10

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Hedenius posted:

https://twitter.com/garfieldeatsco/status/1565723986402705409?s=21&t=Tjqin-QeKHzeKIXAXJkY2w

At first it seems weird and unprompted to compare Nathen and Zucc, but really GarfieldEATS! and Egeez are probably genius business models next to the metaverse

# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:18

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# ? May 25, 2024 11:35

david_a: Apr 24, 2010; Megamarm

quote:

My partner Rutika Malaviya

A new character appears

quote:

Rutika Malaviya- A Serial Entrepreneur

Rutika Malaviya is a leader by volition at the helm of licensing and entertainment industry, having braved the thick and thins of life and business, she holds the 8 yrs of extensive experience in the arrays of PR and Branding world of several industries.

Malaviya is caught by entrepreneurial fever for about 8 years now, right from the beginning she set her sight on entertainment and licensing industries, as of now she heads and controls an established production house � Rooh Entertainment , a branding firm that has rolled out services to bigwigs in industries such as Asian Paints, P.C Jewellers, Mahindra and Mahindra and the mass network of whole Varmora Group and just many more.

Carrying a baggage of in-and out- experience in top industries, Malaviya was appointed as an Official Representative of the prestigious licensing body on a global scale � LIMA, which is booming in India, under her staunch leadership.

With a dash of business shrewdness, Rutika is creating an effective awareness about licensing industry and its significance throughout the corners of the country to bring big names together in fuelling the licensing segments.

With her business dexterities placed nicely, she has been facilitating deals and business pacts in respect to licensing industry, at this juncture, Malaviya is framing a mechanism where industrial bodies can be unified in strengthening the licensing industry in our country for enhancing wealth creation ways in India.

Been scoring sheer success throughout her industrial itinerary, Rutika is aiming at sealing success for licensing industry in India, while her babies �PR and Marketing, remains intact.

Looks like he�s conned at least one other person into believing eGeez is a thing that should exist

# ? Sep 2, 2022 18:28

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