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Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009


She reminds me a bit of my local laughingstock gimmick lawyer.

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Burt Gherkin
Feb 8, 2010
Boy I tell you what I went to look at that dang furniture with a black light and it was covered with what I assume is ectoplasm. It's hauntered

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Better Call Saul sequel looking okay

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Nostradingus posted:

She reminds me a bit of my local laughingstock gimmick lawyer.



This just makes me picture a lawyer who acts like a wrestler filming a promo for the whole trial, which might actually work depending on the jury.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Captain Hygiene posted:

Better Call Saul sequel looking okay

"Shady Lady" will be the title.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Yaldabaoth posted:

This just makes me picture a lawyer who acts like a wrestler filming a promo for the whole trial, which might actually work depending on the jury.

"The Defense rests, your Honor, BUT IT NEVER SLEEPS HOO YEAH!"

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

https://twitter.com/punished_cait/status/1565498919957790720

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Pro-click.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
music to gently caress a dmt machine elf to.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Mercedes heart Lady Law?

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.

:five:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Are all these metal butt plugs with cursed things attached to the base made by the same person?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


He yells outside of own rear end?

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Yaldabaoth posted:

Are all these metal butt plugs with cursed things attached to the base made by the same person?

No. That's the strangest part. There's no pattern. No "calling card". It's like they're always one step ahead of us...

E:

Yaldabaoth posted:

This just makes me picture a lawyer who acts like a wrestler filming a promo for the whole trial, which might actually work depending on the jury.

I couldn't find the tweet I saw earlier this week about small claims lawyers "killing it on Tiktok" to paraphrase the post, but there's a bunch of guys over there who absolutely cut promos for their law firms:



Radio Paranoia fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Sep 2, 2022

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
we had an influx of ants a few weeks ago due to rain, and had to use those terro liquid bait traps. They all came out to eat it and it was like this ant rave for 3 days before they all died. I miss those guys, they were pretty legit.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


Trump honestly thought this picture made him look better than Biden.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

DandyLion posted:

Oh well poo poo so its only haunted with 80's ghosts, ain't so bad.

I can sleep pretty well to the dulcet tones of Cindy Lauper.

I’m sorry to inform you it is haunted by the spirit of the British new wave band Kajagoogoo.

All night, you hear “Too shy, hush hush, eye to eye” whispered in your ear every time you start to drift off to sleep.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Might want to get tested for diabetes…

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


Outsider christian art is the best, it's like the artists see the true nature of christianity.

girl befriender
Sep 22, 2014

by vyelkin

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Would be a great T shirt

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Yaldabaoth posted:



Outsider christian art is the best, it's like the artists see the true nature of christianity.

Are those white splotches intentional? Or is it bird poo poo?

Or perhaps something else?

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




BrigadierSensible posted:

Are those white splotches intentional? Or is it bird poo poo?

Or perhaps something else?

The Lord is cum

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug


quote:

Competitors take part in the World Gravy Wrestling Championships in Rossendale, Lancashire. Contestants wrestle in the gravy for two minutes with points scored for fancy dress, comedy effect and wrestling ability

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

I though this was another DallE picture for a minute.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Ah, the Mr. Tollund Man competition

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNUUP9Tarjo

Found footage of it.
The pic I posted is from the 3 min mark.
Pretty artistic for what it is, idiots in filth.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



happyhippy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNUUP9Tarjo
Pretty artistic for what it is, idiots in filth.

You could say the same for the forums in general

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Wouldn't be so bad if the participants weren't a bunch of :preacher: motherfuckers.

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008

Extinction for our time

Yaldabaoth posted:

Wouldn't be so bad if the participants weren't a bunch of :preacher: motherfuckers.
That's just what British people look like.

Here is an example of an average male of this unfortunate breed:

Rebel Blob fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Sep 3, 2022

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
How do the british end up looking even more inbred than icelanders when the latter has a much smaller gene pool?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Rebel Blob posted:

That's just what British people look like.

Here is an example of an average male of this unfortunate breed:



As a kid I had one of those Things They Don't Teach You About History books and it described a foul meal served to Henry VIII. There were lots of colorful descriptions of how bad it was, but the one that stuck with me was the description of attendants having to filter gunky wine through their teeth.

It's good to see Brits are carrying on this sacred tradition.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Yaldabaoth posted:

How do the british end up looking even more inbred than icelanders when the latter has a much smaller gene pool?

Been doing it longer.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



davidspackage posted:

Ah, the Mr. Tollund Man competition

drat, my father brought home a book about Bog People from a business trip to Scandinavia and the photos gave me nightmares for years.

I have a copy of it somewhere. Peat/tannic acid is one hell of a preservative

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth


Knife angel created from a poo poo ton of knives that were confiscated by police, which kind of makes it the perfect monument to rightwing fascism.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




PainterofCrap posted:

drat, my father brought home a book about Bog People from a business trip to Scandinavia and the photos gave me nightmares for years.

I have a copy of it somewhere. Peat/tannic acid is one hell of a preservative

Was the horrifying secret that Scandinavians are all bog people?

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