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Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



And if my grandpa was an accomplished carpenter instead of a horny old drunk then his house would be full of wooden furniture instead of beer bottles and porno mags.

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Starks
Sep 24, 2006

Toplowtech posted:

I really like that the show manage to ignore 95% of the essos plot and characters and it's somehow make what's missing to the tv ending obvious: the dream team of Griff, varys blackfyre (varys with non razed white hairs!) and his nephew fake king aegon driving Daenyris mad with the BELLS.

I didnt remember Varys being a BF so I googled "Varys Blackfyre" and the first result was a wiki page about him with a bunch of poo poo that I don't remember from the books. It turns out that its a wiki for the GOT "Fanon" where I guess people have tried to finish the story for GRRM, lol

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Varys and Littlefinger are characters where we don't know their full plans in the books, so the show made them increasingly dumb in the later seasons.

Anonymous Zebra
Oct 21, 2005
Blending in like it ain't no thang

Starks posted:

I didnt remember Varys being a BF so I googled "Varys Blackfyre" and the first result was a wiki page about him with a bunch of poo poo that I don't remember from the books. It turns out that its a wiki for the GOT "Fanon" where I guess people have tried to finish the story for GRRM, lol

The Varys Blackfyre thing is both something that likely isn't true, yet at the same time appear completely possible based on a bunch of circumstantial evidence strengthened by the maddening void formed by the books being incomplete. Just waiting for the books led to people theorycrafting, and the entire Blackfire plot kind of came out of that.

Pennsylvanian
May 23, 2010

Hetman Bohdan Khmelnytsky Independent Presidential Regiment
Western Liberal Democracy or Death!

bobjr posted:

Varys and Littlefinger are characters where we don't know their full plans in the books, so the show made them increasingly dumb in the later seasons.

Varys being a narrative entity entirely hinges on the existence of Illyrio and Griff/Young Griff, so he had nothing to do in the show. Littlefinger is dependent on plot armor in the books, so if he's up against Arya in the show, her plot armor will always win out against his.

Pennsylvanian fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Sep 3, 2022

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

Phenotype posted:

And if my grandpa was an accomplished carpenter instead of a horny old drunk then his house would be full of wooden furniture instead of beer bottles and porno mags.

Count your blessings, friend.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Pennsylvanian posted:

Varys being a narrative entity entirely hinges on the existence of Illyrio and Griff/Young Griff, so he had nothing to do in the show. Littlefinger is dependent on plot armor in the books, so if he's up against Arya in the show, her plot armor will always win out against his.
The excision of Harry the Heir and Jeyne Poole also causes Littlefinger to come down with a fatal case of Plan Makes No Goddamn Sense, and losing the Lords Declarant means we no longer get the demonstration that no, not everyone is stupid idiots who can't see what he's up to and the countermeasures Littlefinger has already put in place because he's not a stupid idiot either and doesn't expect nobody to get pissed off at him.

Pennsylvanian
May 23, 2010

Hetman Bohdan Khmelnytsky Independent Presidential Regiment
Western Liberal Democracy or Death!
Remember when Aidan Gillen switched his accent halfway through the series and started talking like Irish Batman?

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Pennsylvanian posted:

Remember when Aidan Gillen switched his accent halfway through the series and started talking like Irish Batman?

That was awesome though because it matched his book character. If he's changing accents for where he is to won people over...that's Littlefinger. It may be a happy accident, but it worked.

D&D just didn't understand the whole thing was about scheming and behind the scenes machinations and didn't properly halde Littlefinger and Varys. They should have both been around towards the very end.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Pennsylvanian posted:

Varys being a narrative entity entirely hinges on the existence of Illyrio and Griff/Young Griff, so he had nothing to do in the show. Littlefinger is dependent on plot armor in the books, so if he's up against Arya in the show, her plot armor will always win out against his.

The only time Arya could hurt him was when he went down on his knees. His arc was all about weakening him for long enough that it’d happen with her in the room. Hire me, HBO.

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

Darko posted:

That was awesome though because it matched his book character. If he's changing accents for where he is to won people over...that's Littlefinger. It may be a happy accident, but it worked.

D&D just didn't understand the whole thing was about scheming and behind the scenes machinations and didn't properly halde Littlefinger and Varys. They should have both been around towards the very end.

It would've made sense if it was planned and he was consistent when talking to specific characters but it wasn't. He used like 5 different accents on Sansa alone. Gillen is a good actor but bad at accents, should've just let him use his normal voice.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Starks posted:

I didnt remember Varys being a BF so I googled "Varys Blackfyre" and the first result was a wiki page about him with a bunch of poo poo that I don't remember from the books. It turns out that its a wiki for the GOT "Fanon" where I guess people have tried to finish the story for GRRM, lol
Well, at least he isn't a MERMAN but ser pounce is indeed azor ahai.
Obligatory 7 hours of spoilers and madness in this SPOILER FREE THREAD to lose on bullshit for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5zDjMnMKk

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Balerion (cat) is the rightful King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
The King decrees that he shall not drink water from a bowl, and his kingsguard must procure a filtered automatic water dispenser. Further, he reminds his lords paramount that the royal salute is not solicitation of belly rubs. Hands shall be kept well away from the royal tummy.

Pennsylvanian
May 23, 2010

Hetman Bohdan Khmelnytsky Independent Presidential Regiment
Western Liberal Democracy or Death!

Starks posted:

Gillen is a good actor but bad at accents, should've just let him use his normal voice.

Yeah, he's one of the most memorable parts of The Wire but woof, that accent.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Starks posted:

He used like 5 different accents on Sansa alone. Gillen is a good actor but bad at accents, should've just let him use his normal voice.

:emptyquote:

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Vichan posted:

I loving hated the whole Pyat Pree coup storyline, such a lazy way to end that particular arc.

I did like Dany's conversation with the Spice King, especially because it foreshadows her madness brilliantly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9I0W1930FE

Holy hell I forgot how bad those early wigs were

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



I really don't have an eye for wigs at all... unless you can physically see the hair underneath or it looks like it's made of plastic I can't really tell a good one from a bad one. None of the ones in this show have struck me as particularly good or bad.

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer

stev posted:

I really don't have an eye for wigs at all... unless you can physically see the hair underneath or it looks like it's made of plastic I can't really tell a good one from a bad one. None of the ones in this show have struck me as particularly good or bad.

Same but I also have a nice habit of just fully immersing myself into movies/shows so it's hard for a lot of things to stick out to me. Didn't even notice the wings until this discussion. Hell I didn't even THINK they were wigs until now. I'm very easily entertained.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Tender Bender posted:

Holy hell I forgot how bad those early wigs were

For me it's the painted masonry, the wall behind the spice Baron looks so bad.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

As Nero Danced posted:

For me it's the painted masonry, the wall behind the spice Baron looks so bad.
Don't you see? The whole city is built on lies!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

corlys' kid looked like george washington to me

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
corlys' kid looked like george washington to me [And That's Good]

DJ_Mindboggler
Nov 21, 2013

stev posted:

I really don't have an eye for wigs at all... unless you can physically see the hair underneath or it looks like it's made of plastic I can't really tell a good one from a bad one. None of the ones in this show have struck me as particularly good or bad.

I'm with you. After the complaints about wigs in the first episode, I tried to pick them out in the 2nd and had a pretty hard time of it. Maybe if you're more familiar with costuming/work with hair a lot it's obvious, but I can only tell characters are wearing a wig if I'm actively staring at their hairline, and even then unreliably.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

stev posted:

I really don't have an eye for wigs at all... unless you can physically see the hair underneath or it looks like it's made of plastic I can't really tell a good one from a bad one. None of the ones in this show have struck me as particularly good or bad.

Yeah I can never tell good or bad either

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

bobjr posted:

Varys and Littlefinger are characters where we don't know their full plans in the books, so the show made them increasingly dumb in the later seasons.

i am more mad about varys then littlefinger show wise. mostly because i found varys a interesting character and i liked him being shown as basically an extreamly hosed up altuist who backs who ever he thinks can actually make things better or at least less poo poo, then he bet wrong and that would have been an interesting story if it wasnt rushed.

to me show littlefinger was a dude who managed to play a ton of morons/gullible people into loving each other over and also wants to gently caress the girl he had a crush on or at least maybe her kid. i dont fully mind the deteriotion because show littlefinger strikes me as someone who thinks he is always the smartest man in the room and everyone else is moron and eventually it bites him in the rear end. i just wish it was done way better. i like his death scene, its cathartic and gillian does a good job of showing some dude realizing he can't bullshit his way out of something and its dawning on him that he is super duper hosed. I actually liked the way the further North he went the fewer accomplices he had and the more isolated he looked. He extended his hand in order to gain more and simply went too far, tripped up, and was caught off guard with no escape route.
then again, i also like slynt and ramsays death scenes so lol

Dapper_Swindler fucked around with this message at 03:42 on Sep 4, 2022

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

It felt like Dany hadn't done too much to lose Varys' loyalty at the point where he was trying to poison her.

Live At Five!
Feb 15, 2008
Aiden Gillen, despite his accent work, made Littlefinger a compelling character despite the writing. I was interested in what he was doing until the poor writing caught up to him. I'm still amused that he told Ned to not trust him and lived up to it.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah I can never tell good or bad either
Goon wig blindness strikes again.

TOOT BOOT posted:

It felt like Dany hadn't done too much to lose Varys' loyalty at the point where he was trying to poison her.
They really put the cart before the horse with that entire plotline.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




PostNouveau posted:

Yeah I can never tell good or bad either

Corly's kid's wig was really bad.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i am more mad about varys then littlefinger show wise. mostly because i found varys a interesting character and i liked him being shown as basically an extreamly hosed up altuist who backs who ever he thinks can actually make things better or at least less poo poo, then he bet wrong and that would have been an interesting story if it wasnt rushed.

to me show littlefinger was a dude who managed to play a ton of morons/gullible people into loving each other over and also wants to gently caress the girl he had a crush on or at least maybe her kid. i dont fully mind the deteriotion because show littlefinger strikes me as someone who thinks he is always the smartest man in the room and everyone else is moron and eventually it bites him in the rear end. i just wish it was done way better. i like his death scene, its cathartic and gillian does a good job of showing some dude realizing he can't bullshit his way out of something and its dawning on him that he is super duper hosed. I actually liked the way the further North he went the fewer accomplices he had and the more isolated he looked. He extended his hand in order to gain more and simply went too far, tripped up, and was caught off guard with no escape route.
then again, i also like slynt and ramsays death scenes so lol

Even if you can divorce show Littlefinger from book Littlefinger, show Littlefinger still started the entire Game of Thrones because he was mad that he couldn't get mom Stark because he was too lowborn. So he accomplishes marrying her sister to take over her land and title and getting her daughter as a stand-in and...gives her to Ramsay for no reason whatsoever and then "rescues" her and tries to obviously turn her against her own sister for no reason at the time because...? The whole situation makes absolutely no sense because he just started doing stuff only to put himself in a no win situation that would get him killed once it left the books.

Lightningproof
Feb 23, 2011

Chalk me up as a fellow wig-blindess haver. Fellow goons should really take a leaf out of my book and bumble through life in blissful ignorance :cool:

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

I grew up in a community where 70% of women were wearing wigs and weaves that were obviously not their hair to the point where it was just normal; I literally don't even notice anything different or wigs at all due to that conditioning.

Pennsylvanian
May 23, 2010

Hetman Bohdan Khmelnytsky Independent Presidential Regiment
Western Liberal Democracy or Death!
I never noticed wigs until my mom, a professional hairdresser of 40 years, started pointing whenever an actor had a weird-looking or unrealistically low hairline. Now I can't stop seeing hairlines that start right above the eyebrows or when they've been sprayed in a straight line using one of those plastic spray masks.

I don't find it as a point of critique or anything, but it's just something that wasn't on my radar until just recently.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Small Velaryon is the only one I noticed. You can see her real hair. Everyone else looked fine to me. Actually it's kinda cute that they look related to Emilia Clarke by having their otherworldly targ hair betrayed by dark eyebrows and beards.

And hey to be fair, on the whole I rather like that they didn't force that little kid to spend twelve hours in makeup to give her authentic valyrian platinum.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Pennsylvanian posted:

I never noticed wigs until my mom, a professional hairdresser of 40 years, started pointing whenever an actor had a weird-looking or unrealistically low hairline. Now I can't stop seeing hairlines that start right above the eyebrows or when they've been sprayed in a straight line using one of those plastic spray masks.

I don't find it as a point of critique or anything, but it's just something that wasn't on my radar until just recently.

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Is there an episode tonight or hbo doing holiday??

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Koirhor posted:

Is there an episode tonight or hbo doing holiday??

They're showing the previous one in about half an hour and the new one when it ends in our time zone, so presumably around 2 hours from now it'll be on streaming for non-idiots who don't watch cable

ghostwritingduck
Aug 26, 2004

"I hope you like waking up at 6 a.m. and having your favorite things destroyed. P.S. Forgive me because I'm cuter than that $50 wire I just ate."

Alhazred posted:

Corly's kid's wig was really bad.

It didn’t both me, especially because the idea of putting a child in a wig to make them look older fits the exact thing her father was trying to do.

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Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

time for crab battle

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