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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

As a non car person can someone explain,what exactly was he doing?

The customer tied a pallet on their car's roof and then demanded the forklift operator to drop a heavy load on it. It's just... cars don't work that way.

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SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Nenonen posted:

The customer tied a pallet on their car's roof and then demanded the forklift operator to drop a heavy load on it. It's just... cars don't work that way.

Yeah it's not like your mom

CaptainN
Jul 28, 2004

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

As a non car person can someone explain,what exactly was he doing?

They are trying to make £250 from "You've Been Framed".

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Holy poo poo, did he drown?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i like the tiniest bit of foresight they did there at the end.

“Sometimes, a tiny act of foresight is the deepest act of stupidity.”

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/jeleeeel/status/1566225467299995649

what

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




This makes me nauseated.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I know, Jeff Hardy is known for the Swanton Bomb, not the Moonsault.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7OkipkKok0

unreal, the lift gate had one job.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

The Real Amethyst posted:

Holy poo poo, did he drown?

He went back to sea, like all life.

null_pointer
Nov 9, 2004

Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.


I don't care what the right thread was, I see it, and I want one for my daughter. Provide your source!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

LifeSunDeath posted:

unreal, the lift gate had one job.

It’s a lift gate, not a lower gate.

q_k
Dec 31, 2007





null_pointer posted:

I don't care what the right thread was, I see it, and I want one for my daughter. Provide your source!

It's Christabel the Crab squishmallow.
https://www.thetoyshop.com/collectibles/collectible-soft-toys/Squishmallows-16%22-Soft-Toy---Christabel-the-Crab/p/557133

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Website posted:

Age: 3 - 10 years

gently caress you, I can buy all the crab toys I want :arghfist:

q_k
Dec 31, 2007





Captain Hygiene posted:

gently caress you, I can buy all the crab toys I want :arghfist:

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
I know everyone loves a good forklift video...

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7138822925062376709

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I hate how they're trying to get under the pallet entirely instead of just turning the pallet and using the fork slots.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I hate how they're trying to get under the pallet entirely instead of just turning the pallet and using the fork slots.

This wouldn’t be a problem with CHEP.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011



- is hi-vis
- has PPE
- is delicious

moonmazed
Dec 27, 2021

by VideoGames
pinching people equipment

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Those things are scary. I used a couple of them to lift up some lighting truss at a stagehand gig once, and the entire time I was just ready to leap away as the whole thing collapsed.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Mister Speaker posted:

Those things are scary. I used a couple of them to lift up some lighting truss at a stagehand gig once, and the entire time I was just ready to leap away as the whole thing collapsed.

...crabs?

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Mister Speaker posted:

Those things are scary. I used a couple of them to lift up some lighting truss at a stagehand gig once, and the entire time I was just ready to leap away as the whole thing collapsed.

:eng101: Being scared of crabs is solved with simple exposure therapy. A lifetime of fear can wash away with about twenty minutes of just hanging around, walking sideways, exploring a can you find on the beach, waving at your neighbor, that sort of thing. 100 percent success rate too.

Though you shouldn't really use crabs as substitutes for caribeners. Lighting trusses should be lifted with OSHA approved rigs. Crabs are the OSHA approvers of the sea, but they are not approved for any sort of permanent hoisting (on land).

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

BigHead posted:

Crabs are the OSHA approvers of the sea, but they are not approved for any sort of permanent hoisting (on land).

But they have recently been approved for temporary heisting!


(sound on)
https://i.imgur.com/uVEy9pD.mp4

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
This is not the time for crab!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
not a vegan solution though.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR


lmao I love you guys

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyp0AtsODx4

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
:stare:

Vlaphor
Dec 18, 2005

Lipstick Apathy

Tunicate posted:

But they have recently been approved for temporary heisting!


(sound on)
https://i.imgur.com/uVEy9pD.mp4

The whole time I watched that crab's descent, the only thing I could think of was this.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

ChesterJT posted:

I know everyone loves a good forklift video...

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7138822925062376709

AOSHA approved

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
https://twitter.com/BusterKeatonSoc/status/1566415152349646848?s=20&t=QPBVSDwBs1KkkRxxucPITw

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

ChesterJT posted:

I know everyone loves a good forklift video...

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7138822925062376709

Of course it’s a Clark. The first forklift I fuckled was a Clark 25 years ago and it was a massive piece of poo poo. Drove a brand new one about six months ago and the layout of the controls is still poo poo. Uncomfortable to get on and off, just a complete dumpster fire.

Manzoon
Oct 12, 2005

ALPHASTRIKE!!!

Platystemon posted:

He puts insect repellant lotion on every time he goes to work?

What other insect problems does your workplace have?

My entire county was built on a swamp so it's a hyper mosquito zone during a lot of months. It could also be some military habbit, dude is a vet.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Never trust carnie engineering, especially in India. Several people were injured but nobody died.

https://twitter.com/DeMoeRoberson/status/1566519775941087235?t=O2UHW6zk5a-Mw-uMK1XEKg&s=19

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ChesterJT posted:

I know everyone loves a good forklift video...

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7138822925062376709

It's ok, he's wearing his steel-toed feet.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Never trust carnie engineering, especially in India. Several people were injured but nobody died.

https://twitter.com/DeMoeRoberson/status/1566519775941087235?t=O2UHW6zk5a-Mw-uMK1XEKg&s=19

:stonklol:

I guess they all survived

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cartoon Man posted:

:stonklol:

I guess they all survived

Sure, probably with shattered spines so they might wish they didn't

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



mobby_6kl posted:

Sure, probably with shattered spines so they might wish they didn't

Doesn't matter, a zero's a zero on the ol' FATAL INJURIES THIS WEEK sign at the entrance

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YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



loving hell

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