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VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

By popular demand posted:

Just be sure not to order a vampir by mistake.


So much blood....

Joke is on the vampir, I always ordered with extra garlic souce.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

love garlic sauce on my rocket launcher

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

teen witch posted:

awooooooo

quote:

Porklords of London.
awooooooo

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Iron Crowned posted:

You don't have to hit the Jungle for goetta, they sell that poo poo at Kroger.
Lol if you think I'm driving four hours one way into loving Ohio just to go to a goddamn Kroger. I mean, poo poo, I bought some Cool Whip and a bag of chopped salad mix, which I could have gotten back home, but I also scored kangaroo meat, Moxie, spruce beer, Ale-8 soda, and thread-favorite Duke's Mayo, which I definitely could not have found at any Kroger within a generous radius of home. In short:

Grand Fromage posted:

Jungle Jim's is the best.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I don't know what it is about Ale-8, a lot of my family just goes nuts over it to the point of wearing logo shirts and getting a trunkful when they visit relatives where it's sold. It's just ginger ale, people! :arghfist:

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Captain Hygiene posted:

I don't know what it is about Ale-8, a lot of my family just goes nuts over it to the point of wearing logo shirts and getting a trunkful when they visit relatives where it's sold. It's just ginger ale, people! :arghfist:

It's different than ginger ale, although that's the closest comparison. It's fruitier.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
People in Cincinnati also go apeshit for Grippo's Barbeque chips, and I've never been impressed by them TBH

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



more falafel please posted:

It's different than ginger ale, although that's the closest comparison. It's fruitier.

I mean, it says that, but it just tastes like ginger ale to me. (I don't actually mind if people like it, I just like yelling about things on the internet)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I just prefer mine a little less well done

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster


this is basically special sauce/burger sauce? sure

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




A jar of 'beetus.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


It's actually really hard to find a good description of what that stuff tastes like online, but apparently it's distinct from Thousand Island/fry sauce. But they do basically sell it as a burger sauce. One of the Amazon reviews says they were told it was just like Big Mac sauce but said it was nothing like that and was 'sour'.

quote:

Tomato sauce, shallots, herbs and cream combine to create this unique and irresistible sauce, perfect for your next barbecue.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sounds more like Unamerican Sauce to me

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

axolotl farmer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/yEwiXit.mp4

Baek an potato and smush it up with fork and botter. NOT A RAW, Salt, pepepr. In it.

Then glorp, corn, carrot glorp, peppers, red glorp, chimmychurrglorp and whipped topping.

Had me at scrambling the potato innards with the butter, not enough people do that.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the potato is perhaps mother nature's most perfect comestible.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Had some roasted potatoes with assloads of ketchup with dinner and you're right

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
not the frat party cake again!

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





#KetoLife

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Your cat may not tell you if they've won the lottery, but there will be signs...

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


uber_stoat posted:

the potato is perhaps mother nature's most perfect comestible.

Got to disagree. I tried to eat a piece of potato that was too hot today and it burned the roof of my mouth. A perfect food would not have done that to me.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
This reboot of Diary of a Nobody looks terrible.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Tiggum posted:

Got to disagree. I tried to eat a piece of potato that was too hot today and it burned the roof of my mouth. A perfect food would not have done that to me.
Sounds like user error to me.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Tiggum posted:

Got to disagree. I tried to eat a piece of potato that was too hot today and it burned the roof of my mouth. A perfect food would not have done that to me.

Perhaps it is you that is imperfect.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


A perfect food would anticipate and compensate for the eater's imperfections. :colbert:

El Fideo
Jun 10, 2016

I trusted a rhino and deserve all that came to me


Uber_stoat said the potato is nature's perfect food.

Nature doesn't give a poo poo about your weak-rear end mouth.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tiggum posted:

A perfect food would anticipate and compensate for the eater's imperfections. :colbert:

it's called durian. in its presence you can only be more appealing.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/DrOetkerPizzaDE/status/1567473077822410753

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
For those who don't speak german:
This is the birthday present for a guy in the Ötker test kitchen.

So, from that context it is quite likely that either the person who is eating or the person who was cooking were the inventor of the chocolate pizza and the pasta pizza.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is that a pie crust stuffed with pizzas? This is mad science territory.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I parsed it as sandwich cake but yeah looking at it that... might be pastry on the outside..?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This! Is! Spartan! *kicks dish into trash*

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




By popular demand posted:

Is that a pie crust stuffed with pizzas? This is mad science territory.

You've never heard of pizza pie?

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Captain Hygiene posted:


This! Is! Spartan! *kicks dish into trash*

If those are little seared tenderloin medallions or something I could see that being good but they're ground beef aren't they

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the Spartans knew from good eats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqQzWg9pXmg

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