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MIXED TAG 1 0.33%
FTW TITLE 0 0%
ALL ATLANTIC 3 1.00%
KINGSTON VS ISHII 27 9.03%
CASINO LADDER 2 0.67%
TRIOS TITLE MATCH 42 14.05%
TBS TITLE MATCH 0 0%
FTR/WAR DOG VS MCGM/LETHAL 1 0.33%
STARKS/HOBBS 1 0.33%
TAG TITLE MATCH 187 62.54%
INTERIM WOMENS MATCH 2 0.67%
CHRISTIAN/BOY 4 1.34%
JERICHO/DANIELSON 4 1.34%
STING MATCH 6 2.01%
PUNK/MOX 19 6.35%
Total: 299 votes
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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Lid posted:

AJ Lee gently weeps.

I'd weep too if I knew Punk was going to be back sitting on his rear end in my house for at least another 7 years.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Hey, been kinda unplugged today, does AEW still exist

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

JT Jag posted:

Hey, been kinda unplugged today, does AEW still exist

FIND OUT THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT ON DYNAMITE!

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
The craziest part of all of this is that this is the most civil I've ever seen this thread.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

JT Smiley posted:

The craziest part of all of this is that this is the most civil I've ever seen this thread.

The beef grew too big for any of us to get a taste

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




the bucks kicking down the door made this really funny again. get cody back. fire punk. push the bucks

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
I wonder if the Bucks slapped their legs as they kicked the door down.

Dick Swiveller
Mar 2, 2011

This thread is loving unreal. Very good.

And instructive. Just look at what the mere presence of a couple more mods in AEW could have done to help cool things off before they got out of hand and everyone copped sixers.

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lol this looks like a crime scene photo.

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

JT Smiley posted:

The craziest part of all of this is that this is the most civil I've ever seen this thread.

gently caress you!!!!!!

Just kidding, I agree

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

JT Smiley posted:

The craziest part of all of this is that this is the most civil I've ever seen this thread.

Punk took all the toxicity and didn't leave any for us.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

ChrisBTY posted:

Punk took all the toxicity and didn't leave any for us.

Christ Messiah Punk

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
I hope this doesn't mean no more scrums. They're generally very enjoyable to watch.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

JT Smiley posted:

The craziest part of all of this is that this is the most civil I've ever seen this thread.

It helps when everyone's riffing on one of the most absurd fights in pro wrestling history.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The rumour that the post ppv show will not have any of those involved on it, which are the new aew champion and the first ever aew trios champions, is a very bad wrinkle for an AEW show that will do A Number.

Captain Magic
Apr 4, 2005

Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

Jerusalem posted:

There's a terrible webcomic called CTRL-ALT-DEL which featured a wildly mocked comic where the lead character's girlfriend had a miscarriage. The four panel structure has been mocked so heavily it's become not only instantly recognizable to anybody who has seen the original, but has transcended to its own kind of shitposting artform.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic)

Oh duh of course, thanks

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

MJF opens the show wearing a suit saying “So … what do you guys wanna talk about?”

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

If it ain't a work and it's all a shoot brother, then count me among the people who think that everyone involved is a big unprofessional idiot in one way or another and they should all be suspended and put in little boxes tied up with string and left in small dark rooms with no electricity. For a month.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Cael posted:

MJF opens the show wearing a suit saying “So … what do you guys wanna talk about?”

MJF talks about how much D&D sucks then goes into detail about the group he ironically played D&D with for 5 years. Followed by him describing his character in intricate, mocking detail.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
There is literally no way this is a work so we can drop that premise.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Dear Brother, by the time you read this I'll be suspended. Here's how I think it will happen: Hangman will shoot on CM Punk, and CM Punk will shoot on Hangman, then Kenny will enter and get shot on by Ace Steel. Then you'll enter and get shot on by Ace Steel, his wife and CM Punk multiple times.

Love, your brother, Matt.

P.S. Then Tony Khan will go into a live media scrum as an on-air personality and shoot on himself.

https://i.imgur.com/B7DtzV2.mp4

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Mmmmwhatchu say

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
MJF: You want me to be the people's champ? Fine! But I'm not doing it because I like you idiots!

:suppresses a smile:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
genuinely rules that worked shoot angle promo man MJF will have to tread lightly to not alienate and make this situation even worse for Tony Khan

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

That DICK! posted:

Dear Brother, by the time you read this I'll be suspended. Here's how I think it will happen: Hangman will shoot on CM Punk, and CM Punk will shoot on Hangman, then Kenny will enter and get shot on by Ace Steel. Then you'll enter and get shot on by Ace Steel, his wife and CM Punk multiple times.

Love, your brother, Matt.

P.S. Then Tony Khan will go into a live media scrum as an on-air personality and shoot on himself.

https://i.imgur.com/B7DtzV2.mp4

lmao

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

good ol reliable TK, bringing that bagged lunch to AEW DYNAMITE Wednesday @ 8pm ET/7pm CT!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Zombie Lemur posted:

I hope this doesn't mean no more scrums. They're generally very enjoyable to watch.

yeah theyre my pape cooldowns i enjoy them


anyway sammyvlog was good didnt realize sammy needed 3 staples in the back of his head and tay filmed the whole thing and aaaaaauuugh

e: also, kittens :3:

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

MassRafTer posted:

It is if you were running out of money before you joined AEW and had over leveraged yourself as is rumored with Punk. I don't necessarily believe it but the guy had big legal bills and some big mortgages and maybe not the best business sense.

You don't have big legal bills in a case like that. You pay your lawyer a retainer, and then they take the money out. When they run out of money in the retainer, they ask for you to fund it again. They don't do the whole trial and then give you a bill at the end. Lawyers aren't dumb.

My point being, a guy that's making a 1.2 million dollars a year isn't starving if he doesn't make $100,000 in a month. It's a fine for being an rear end in a top hat. A guy making 30,000 on the indies being out of work for a month and not taking home $2,500 for a month is likely in financial trouble.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Shinjobi posted:

The beef grew too big for any of us to get a taste

Gotta sink your teeth into the beef

Sydney Bottocks posted:

If it ain't a work and it's all a shoot brother, then count me among the people who think that everyone involved is a big unprofessional idiot in one way or another and they should all be suspended and put in little boxes tied up with string and left in small dark rooms with no electricity. For a month.

Monster's Ball match?

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

That DICK! posted:

Dear Brother, by the time you read this I'll be suspended. Here's how I think it will happen: Hangman will shoot on CM Punk, and CM Punk will shoot on Hangman, then Kenny will enter and get shot on by Ace Steel. Then you'll enter and get shot on by Ace Steel, his wife and CM Punk multiple times.

Love, your brother, Matt.

P.S. Then Tony Khan will go into a live media scrum as an on-air personality and shoot on himself.

https://i.imgur.com/B7DtzV2.mp4

I’ve already voted 5 please I have no more to give

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/thewadekeller/status/1567351810205122561

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


that motherfucker Wade Keller sent an inside man

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

That DICK! posted:

Dear Brother, by the time you read this I'll be suspended. Here's how I think it will happen: Hangman will shoot on CM Punk, and CM Punk will shoot on Hangman, then Kenny will enter and get shot on by Ace Steel. Then you'll enter and get shot on by Ace Steel, his wife and CM Punk multiple times.

Love, your brother, Matt.

P.S. Then Tony Khan will go into a live media scrum as an on-air personality and shoot on himself.

https://i.imgur.com/B7DtzV2.mp4

:stare:

Well done.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Lid posted:

There is literally no way this is a work so we can drop that premise.

Nah

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY

Add the blood to Joe’s forehead too

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

It’s crazy that punk thought there was anything he could teach the man who gave Bryan danielson his second ever five star match

ButcherWombat
Sep 28, 2021
CM Punk shoot(?) throwing a chair at a dude back at LWF. Allegedly Punk spit in his face and told him "this is your first lesson in the business" before walking away.

EDIT: LWF was a Chicago indie where Punk started out. His close friend/promoter was the one he throws a chair at in this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqO8ZvZvs2U

ButcherWombat fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Sep 7, 2022

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Can we change the name of :stare: to :tk:?

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

nobody is asking, wade

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