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PT6A posted:Congratulations on the man who inserted his cock in a pig being the least awful PM in a decade. I don't think anyone would've believe it possible. But did he “go in dry” in the manner that Liz prefers? 
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:yeah but not in the UK im hearing only good things about Tonantzintla 618
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Cool opinion piece in the Graun about the terrible mental health of the UK. No wonder everyone's depressed and anxious when violence is being done to them on the daily.
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PT6A posted:Congratulations on the man who inserted his cock in a pig being the least awful PM in a decade. I don't think anyone would've believe it possible. I'd argue he is the worst of them because he caused all this poo poo in the first place when he resigned after brexit
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Cigar-smoking anti-abortionist Health Secretary and climate-denialist short-seller Business and Energy Secretary sound like characters from Yes, Minister
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Aphex- posted:I'd argue he is the worst of them because he caused all this poo poo in the first place when he resigned after brexit And, y'know, caused Brexit
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Scientastic posted:Cigar-smoking anti-abortionist Health Secretary and climate-denialist short-seller Business and Energy Secretary sound like characters from Yes, Minister It was literally an episode-crowning punchline in Yes, Prime Minister - the usual wheeler-dealings end up with the zealous anti-smoking ex-doctor Health Secretary being fobbed off with some role in the Treasury and an overweight chain-smoking, perpetually-coughing tobacco lobbyist is put in his place. On the other hand, the original Health Sec's proposals to eliminate smoking - played for laughs as ridiculously OTT and scarily restrictive - are now almost word for word current policy. In other news, I looked out the window just now to see someone helping themselves to my Titan sunflower's seeds...  
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https://twitter.com/ranil/status/1558738970862882816?t=yv14OaIpkR_SPHtbTl4rWQ&s=19 10 million quid market lol.   and  all at onceE: ok the tweet is slightly old, but he's the new Food Guy so still relevant, unlike this trade deal Failed Imagineer fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Sep 7, 2022 |
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Scientastic posted:Cigar-smoking anti-abortionist Health Secretary and climate-denialist short-seller Business and Energy Secretary sound like characters from Yes, Minister Oh we're well into "Whoops, Apocalypse" territory.
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Also, Day 1.5 and her team are already bullshitting hard on NI https://twitter.com/DPhinnemore/status/1567383693911531523?t=ZwP9-m4GZWG_6eyvntIxtg&s=19 Irish Joe Biden had his Ready Brek and is calling for every man to stand behind The Men Behind the Wire
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According to BBC Liz Truss is the only minister to have survived in the government since David Cameron. Kind of impressive really. Private Speech fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Sep 7, 2022 |
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Im glad Biden exists to advocate for exactly why England can't just do what it wants all the time
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Pretty sure the most turbo-accelerationist couldn't have picked a better cabinet for their goals than this confederacy of dunces.
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Private Speech posted:According to BBC Liz Truss is the only minister to have survived in the government since David Cameron. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJMwBwFj5nQ
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This cabinet is going to kill people in the tens of thousands. They were always going to be Tories so it was always going to be bad but this collection of reprobates is just the worst. Rees-Mogg as energy secretary is beyond parody. Kwarteng is also a huge danger, he'd rather someone starve to death than give them a penny.
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Johnny Mercer's wife was drunk posting last night, and seems genuinely shocked that the Leopards Eating Peoples Faces party had actually eaten her husband's face. https://twitter.com/mercer_felicity/status/1567229997881987078 https://twitter.com/mercer_felicity/status/1567277032102367232 e: oops, I missed off the first tweet fuctifino fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Sep 7, 2022 |
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Be 95-97% water, my friend.piano chimp posted:Cool opinion piece in the Graun about the terrible mental health of the UK. No wonder everyone's depressed and anxious when violence is being done to them on the daily. bessantj posted:Excellent. I'm going to read up on Elsimar Coutinho and puberty blockers for a better understanding. Can then give some back when people start talking crap. That and that there's an organized group of people who hate the whole lot, like show me someone who comes out of the woodwork to have hot takes on puberty blockers, and I'll bet not far behind them is someone with equally poo poo views on birth control, sex and relationship education, critical theory, social psychology, and ultimately whatever today's 'Cultural Marxism' is. Like a modern version of the dickheads who wrote the Protocols of Zion. "Say's right here that end result of all this is that the Bad Jews are going to give the vote to people who aren't property owning men! Wait why aren't you horrified?"
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fuctifino posted:Johnny Mercer's wife was drunk posting last night, and seems genuinely shocked that the Leopards Eating Peoples Faces party had actually eaten her husband's face. While I have no doubt his replacement will be equally poo poo, gently caress Mercer. This is the guy who quit Johnson's government because he was mad that soldiers were being charged for their historical crimes.
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For someone who is definitely a lump of poo poo it's a bit on the nose his name is Heappey. Yeah I'm Barry Turdpile
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Wasn't there a rumour that Gove plays it too? Tories playing Warhammer explains why Arch was so inexplicably popular.
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xtothez posted:Wasn't there a rumour that Gove plays it too? Pretty sure he's just Nurgle escaped into our reality.
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I know she's probably an utter monster, but Chloe Smith looks disturbingly attractive for a top-level Tory.
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Private Speech posted:I know she's probably an utter monster, but Chloe Smith looks disturbingly attractive for a top-level Tory. I just GIS'ed to confirm, results indicate you are Down Bad
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Failed Imagineer posted:I just GIS'ed to confirm, results indicate you are Down Bad Better than whoever said that about truss herself few years back IMO.
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Private Speech posted:I know she's probably an utter monster, but Chloe Smith looks disturbingly attractive for a top-level Tory. Seems she was an active fundraiser for Cancer Research UK long prior to her 2020 diagnosis (she's in remission now) so she's at least not 100% evil.
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I think you might just be swayed by the fact she's a Tory who isn't 900 years old.
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Aphex- posted:I'd argue he is the worst of them because he caused all this poo poo in the first place when he resigned after brexit Yep Cameron escalated this in making GBS threads himself about UKIP - which has changed the narrative in the UK since to where it's widely held that the Tories are the party that got something done 'for us'.
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piano chimp posted:Cool opinion piece in the Graun about the terrible mental health of the UK. No wonder everyone's depressed and anxious when violence is being done to them on the daily. Thanks for sharing this, it’s very good
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Failed Imagineer posted:https://twitter.com/ranil/status/1558738970862882816?t=yv14OaIpkR_SPHtbTl4rWQ&s=19 It costs 20 mil just to make a CO2 container ship to move the poo poo, at the bare minimum.
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Private Speech posted:According to BBC Liz Truss is the only minister to have survived in the government since David Cameron. This seems not true or I'm misunderstanding
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https://twitter.com/JLPartnersPolls/status/1567443028364742658 is this what the Yanks call 'the cool zone' e: that said, https://twitter.com/beer_viking/status/1567458685403660288
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crispix posted:dry anal MP is terez coffee imo Probably enough rear end dew to get the job done We're all in this great dry run up the bum together 
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My fellow Britons, I am Liz Truss, your Prime Minister and I'm pleased to tell you today that I have signed a law that will outlaw EU forever. We will begin bombing in five minutes.
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Venomous posted:https://twitter.com/JLPartnersPolls/status/1567443028364742658 Yeah but how many of those 18-34s answering that poll are actually imagining the First Comrade Jezzepf Corbinov that only exists in the imagination of comment section writers.
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