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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal


Heatwaves, droughts, and fires, and football came home for a bit too.


(thanks David Squires and the Politoons thread)

Now comes the dawning of the New Era

(thanks Necrothatcher)

:sax: In Other News
• Hornsea Project 2 becomes operational in the North Sea off Yorkshire, becoming the world's largest wind farm with 165 turbines providing 1.4 GW
• Ofgem announces an 80% rise in the price cap on household energy bills, from £1,971 to £3,549
• ASLEF drivers at Chiltern, Northern, and Transpennine Express vote to strike, so does the Mail (the post one, but the Express might strike lol)
• A huge recovery occurs in the number of large blue butterflies in south-west England, following a successful conservation project
• Barristers in England and Wales vote overwhelmingly for an indefinite, uninterrupted strike to begin on 5 September
• Inflation rises again, from 9.4% to 10.1%, driven by food and energy prices, now at the highest level since February 1982
• The Cabinet Office announces the launch of an emergency warning system to send alerts about life-threatening events to mobiles
• Heatwaves, droughts, and fires will be covered, but presumably being brought down by hackers like NHS 111 was will not
https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7121809671698074885

Autumn's Not That Cold
UKMT Summer 2022 - The Pipes, The Pipes Are Empty
UKMT Spring 2022 - Beer for Keir, Beef for Keith
UKMT February 2022 - Khan pulls Dick, Patel miffed
UKMT January 2022 - Whitby Cough Weekend
All Previous Threads (thanks Pesky Splinter)

Five Feet High and Rising
Europol Thread
Scotpol Thread
Trainchat Thread
Political Cartoons Thread
C-SPAM: BREXIT
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The Last Day Of Summer
Podcasting is Praxis - The official podcast of the UKMT with UKMT goons talking into microphones about things.
Mandatory Redistribution Party - Two northern comedians try to be educational about various socialist topics.
Off the Fence - Brighton based, covering UK & Global topics. Pretty chill and professional peeps. Older 'casts can be found in the PLATFORM B archive.
Reel Politik - The Original Leftie Hate Trolls. Check 'em out.
We Don't Talk About The Weather - Two cool guys discuss news and other stuff. The second-most UKMT-iest of Podcasts.
Desolation Radio - Socialism from a Welsh perspective. Informative hosts.
Revolutionary Despatches - Two new guys starting out.
Connected & Disaffected - Breezy discussions of lefty social, and historical topics, and news updates. Pretty Good.
Trashfuture - Theme of the week style podcast about capitalism and how much it fucks up. Cool podcasters, sometimes working with Reel Politik
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Novara Media - Numerous fluctucating commentators including Matt Zarb-Cousin, Max Shanly, and James Butler among others. Varying topics with guests.
[Citations Needed] - Covers the US, focussing on the media, PR, and assorted bullshit. Also some socialist history topics. Very informative.
Chapo House Media - More US focused, from a leftist perspective. Basically a US version of Reel Politik, but with better mics. Worth a listen.
General Intellect Unit - Podcast of the Cybernetic Marxists. Examining the intersection of Technology, (Left) Politics, and Philosophy; decently in-depth and theory-driven as podcasts go.
Alpha 2 Omega - Tom O'Brien talks political strategy.
Requires Improvement - Podcast of lefty teachers exploring all things education, from a socialist perspective.
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Demanding The Impossible - David Morland
Demanding the Impossible: A History of Anarchism - Peter Marshall
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No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age - Jane McAlevey
Libertarian Communism – Isaac Puente Amestoy
At The Café – Malatesta
The Method of Freedom – Malatesta
In Praise of Idleness – Russell
Political Ideals – Russell
Declaration – Hardt and Negri
Liberalism, a Counter History – Domenico Losurdo
God and the State – Bakunin
The Conquest of Bread – Kropotkin
Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism – V I Lenin
Anarchism and Other Essays – Emma Goldman
Social Reform or Revolution – Rosa Luxemburg
Violence – Slavoj Zizek
Jihad vs. McWorld - Benjamin Barber
Crashed: How a Decade of Financial Crises Changed the World – Adam Tooze
Flat Earth News - Nick Davies
Hack Attack - Nick Davies
Ecology of Freedom – Murray Bookchin
Anarchism, Marxism and the Future of the Left – Murray Bookchin
A Brief History of Neoliberalism – David Harvey
Let's Read Das Kapital – Karl Marx and Goons

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learnincurve posted:

Need something added to every OP. DWP have been told not to tell sanctioned people about this.

If you get sanctioned then to prevent your housing and council tax benefits falling like a house of cards, and in some case get access to a utility bill fund, call your local council for a "Nil Income Form".

Necrothatcher posted:





Have a Portrait of Dorian Blair for good measure


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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Not a fan of this seasons business tbh. Or this whole "time" idea either.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


quote:

Now comes the dawning of the New Era

(thanks Necrothatcher)

This is upsetting me because it should be from a press photo for a really cool innovative musical artist like Lingua Ignota who mashes black metal with noise and industrial and maybe a little folk and prog. And then I look again and weep

Mebh
May 10, 2010


How the gently caress is it September? I'm a month away from 40. Fuuuuck.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Mebh posted:

How the gently caress is it September? I'm a month away from 40. Fuuuuck.

Honestly being over 40 is all right, there's a whole layer of societal expectation that fucks off and you can just be whoever you are

I mean I know you can do that earlier, but it's easier now somehow. I should have listened to the Raggy Dolls earlier in life.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
how does society even know how old you are?

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






I just turned 42 last week, not finding my 40s all that different from my 30s yet.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Beefeater1980 posted:

I just turned 42 last week, not finding my 40s all that different from my 30s yet.

what inspired your username?

Mebh
May 10, 2010


HopperUK posted:

Honestly being over 40 is all right, there's a whole layer of societal expectation that fucks off and you can just be whoever you are

I mean I know you can do that earlier, but it's easier now somehow. I should have listened to the Raggy Dolls earlier in life.

I appreciate the kind words! I'm not fussed about the age. I'm just shocked it's come around so quickly. It was barely yesterday I remember voting for the first time and then the country falling into the endless shitter of the tories.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Trying to remember what 42 was like, but it was many years ago....

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

NotJustANumber99 posted:

how does society even know how old you are?

People look different as they age, but honestly I think it's more that you feel it internally and people respond to that. I dunno, I really prefer being a middle-aged woman to being a young woman, that's for sure

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Trying to remember what 42 was like, but it was many years ago....

you must have an age/feeling spreadsheet?


HopperUK posted:

People look different as they age, but honestly I think it's more that you feel it internally and people respond to that. I dunno, I really prefer being a middle-aged woman to being a young woman, that's for sure

i guess you begin to benefit from like mum energy? little boys know that mum will bollock them and you're beginning to benefit from being kind of adjacent to that.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

NotJustANumber99 posted:

you must have an age/feeling spreadsheet?



Funnily enough.....

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Mebh posted:

How the gently caress is it September? I'm a month away from 40. Fuuuuck.

I’m five days. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

NotJustANumber99 posted:

you must have an age/feeling spreadsheet?

i guess you begin to benefit from like mum energy? little boys know that mum will bollock them and you're beginning to benefit from being kind of adjacent to that.

I only recently started looking close to my age and I've noticed an uptick in my ability to terrify people when necessary which is pretty sweet in customer service situations. Kind of rooting for more grey hairs.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
P.S.A. Since ARE GIRLS defeated the hated enemy in a titanic battle earlier this year, thus bringing the score officially to Two World Wars and Two World Cups, as the season starts up again you can Pretend You've Always Liked It by keeping up here if you wish...

https://www.live-footballontv.com/live-womens-football-on-tv.html

National games always end up on FTA.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Comrade Fakename posted:

I’m five days. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

drat. I'm sure i remember you posting from before then.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I still have a year before I’m 40, but I’m sure I’ll get everything I wanted done before then :smith:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




forkboy84 posted:

This is upsetting me because it should be from a press photo for a really cool innovative musical artist like Lingua Ignota who mashes black metal with noise and industrial and maybe a little folk and prog. And then I look again and weep

I did another Truss that's less overtly scary but perhaps creepier.



also did Punished Corbyn:



Last pics I'll post for a while as I don't want to clog up the thread with endless AI art!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Necrothatcher posted:

also did Punished Corbyn:



Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒



Still better than Liz Truss

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

HopperUK posted:

I only recently started looking close to my age and I've noticed an uptick in my ability to terrify people when necessary which is pretty sweet in customer service situations. Kind of rooting for more grey hairs.

I wish mine would get a move on, I've been going grey since I was a teenager but I have a lot of hair so it's still more dark than silver, want to look like an anime.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
this is pretty lol given they spent yesterday attempting a character assassination on someone to try and smear the "enough is enough" campaign by association

https://twitter.com/StevenGWalker74/status/1565112871444529152?t=20dmgsb1cCIqEsHpMr6_Vw&s=19

I guess a month before they are rehabilitated to the bubble, maybe a bit quicker if keef keeps floundering and those pesky protesters keep picking up the numbers

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

what inspired your username?

I had a shock a few years ago when I realised it was now plausible that I might have been born in '04 and posting online and I would have to clarify.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

DesperateDan posted:

this is pretty lol given they spent yesterday attempting a character assassination on someone to try and smear the "enough is enough" campaign by association

https://twitter.com/StevenGWalker74/status/1565112871444529152?t=20dmgsb1cCIqEsHpMr6_Vw&s=19

I guess a month before they are rehabilitated to the bubble, maybe a bit quicker if keef keeps floundering and those pesky protesters keep picking up the numbers
The other guy sounds dumb as poo poo too. "You can't keep blaming Saudi Arabia for Islamist atrocities" as if they happen out of the ether after people become Muslims rather than being funded or stochastically provoked by regional powers.

OwlFancier posted:

I wish mine would get a move on, I've been going grey since I was a teenager but I have a lot of hair so it's still more dark than silver, want to look like an anime.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


DesperateDan posted:

this is pretty lol given they spent yesterday attempting a character assassination on someone to try and smear the "enough is enough" campaign by association

https://twitter.com/StevenGWalker74/status/1565112871444529152?t=20dmgsb1cCIqEsHpMr6_Vw&s=19

I guess a month before they are rehabilitated to the bubble, maybe a bit quicker if keef keeps floundering and those pesky protesters keep picking up the numbers

She actually says "watch Loose Change as if it is 2010". Can't believe Jeremy Corbyn did this to her and made her an antisemite

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Still love that Loose Change was on Osama bin Laden's laptop they recovered from the raid.

Can't remember who posted it but it was something like him going "By Allah I have been framed this whole time!" seconds before the seals burst through the front door.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
lol, the loose change tweets are still up

https://twitter.com/supertanskiii/status/1086020329372295169

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



I know this is very :justpost: but fellow Marxists - I went and got married! It was a very champagne socialist affair in all, in that the bar was free.



Thanks for all the support over the years!

(I’m the one in the skirt)

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Congratulations! Bring on the diamond anniversary.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Congratulations!

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Child assaults: ‘If the police won’t do their job, we’ll do it for them’ https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62722082

What does one do as a parent or a friend of a parent for a child who has been beaten up by a group of 5 kids of a similar age by kids who have written an apology but then immediately gone out and done the same thing again to another kid?

Physically the child victim is ok, but mentally they are utterly hosed, life ruining, or at least child hood ruining ptsd I’m guessing. They are in therapy, but, they aren’t the same person anymore. The attackers parents don’t seem to give a poo poo. I’m very upset so I’d like the level headedness of people here to offer up any advice.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Red Oktober posted:

I know this is very :justpost: but fellow Marxists - I went and got married! It was a very champagne socialist affair in all, in that the bar was free.



Thanks for all the support over the years!

(I’m the one in the skirt)

Congrats!

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

willie_dee posted:

Child assaults: ‘If the police won’t do their job, we’ll do it for them’ https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62722082

What does one do as a parent or a friend of a parent for a child who has been beaten up by a group of 5 kids of a similar age by kids who have written an apology but then immediately gone out and done the same thing again to another kid?

Physically the child victim is ok, but mentally they are utterly hosed, life ruining, or at least child hood ruining ptsd I’m guessing. They are in therapy, but, they aren’t the same person anymore. The attackers parents don’t seem to give a poo poo. I’m very upset so I’d like the level headedness of people here to offer up any advice.

Unfortunately parents who don't give a poo poo and are actually proud their kid is a bully exist. I overheard a conversation in the street between a teacher from the local comp and a parent whose kid was being bullied (and yes I did lurk nearby pretending to look at jewellery in a shop window to tune in) and the mother was 'what are the school doing about it' and the teacher said 'we've had the parents in and they said they were proud of their kid being a bully because it meant he was getting respect'!
Don't know what you can do other than get the fuzz involved.
As for the kiddo who was attacked, therapy is good but maybe also some self-defence classes etc? Danger is the bullied kiddo starts to bully other kids - I've seen this happen.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

willie_dee posted:

Child assaults: ‘If the police won’t do their job, we’ll do it for them’ https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-62722082

What does one do as a parent or a friend of a parent for a child who has been beaten up by a group of 5 kids of a similar age by kids who have written an apology but then immediately gone out and done the same thing again to another kid?

Physically the child victim is ok, but mentally they are utterly hosed, life ruining, or at least child hood ruining ptsd I’m guessing. They are in therapy, but, they aren’t the same person anymore. The attackers parents don’t seem to give a poo poo. I’m very upset so I’d like the level headedness of people here to offer up any advice.

All you can do is provide as much support for the child as possible. The outcomes of trauma are best solved by providing positive reinforcement. Obviously the perpetrators going unpunished is negative and will outpace positive by exponential amounts. The way for them to heal would be for the police to take it seriously and punish the perpetrators, either by putting them in juvie, removing parental custody based on them clearly being poo poo enough to raise monsters, etc.

But in the meantime all you can do is let the victim know their feelings are valid and they're not crazy for thinking what happened is hosed. Lovebombing basically.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Unfortunately parents who don't give a poo poo and are actually proud their kid is a bully exist. I overheard a conversation in the street between a teacher from the local comp and a parent whose kid was being bullied (and yes I did lurk nearby pretending to look at jewellery in a shop window to tune in) and the mother was 'what are the school doing about it' and the teacher said 'we've had the parents in and they said they were proud of their kid being a bully because it meant he was getting respect'!

See now this might be my inner authoritarian talking but parents like this should be fined if not imprisoned and certainly have their custody taken away. If you're raising kids to be violent psychopaths you are a loving lunatic and shouldn't be anywhere near kids or polite society.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Tesseraction posted:

If you're raising kids to be violent psychopaths you are a loving lunatic and shouldn't be anywhere near kids or polite society.

but enough about the aristocracy

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Barry Foster posted:

but enough about the aristocracy

Exactly! Eton Delenda Est

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Tesseraction posted:

See now this might be my inner authoritarian talking but parents like this should be fined if not imprisoned and certainly have their custody taken away. If you're raising kids to be violent psychopaths you are a loving lunatic and shouldn't be anywhere near kids or polite society.

As part of my manifesto to stand for town council (if I stood), my solution to the dog mess crisis (which seems to be in the top 3 concerns of the local population going by FB local group - the others being dodgy looking people driving white vans late at night and boy racers racing round town with noisy car engines), is to erect a chain of watchtowers staffed with snipers who will shoot any dog owner who doesn't clear up their dog's messes.* I could add parents who encourage their kids to be bullies to the list of undesirables. No mime artists round here though.

"For the greater good."
"The greater good."

*several people said they'd definitely vote for me if I stood with that manifesto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm--inJtnc4

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 11:28 on Sep 1, 2022

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

IMO if you're found not picking up your dogs poo poo you should have your nose rubbed in it.

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