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Imagine a non-terminally online person actually knowing who the gently caress Nathen Mazri is, the levels of self-aggrandising delusion is astonishing
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 17:52 |
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dr_rat posted:Are there two A&W? Whhy would they do this to us!!! The Canada one stands for "rear end & Wipes".
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 17:56 |
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I tend to forgive fuckers, but I won't forgive a #staple
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 17:57 |
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https://twitter.com/josiahhughes/status/1567547430878515203?s=21&t=_w-S7HRnzTOmDSsh7Ojuow
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 17:59 |
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I feel bad for the server who had to deal with Nathen Mazri's hissy fit. I imagine a lot of screeching while playing with his phone.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 17:59 |
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and bug-eyed indignant duck face
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 18:02 |
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Gretchen, stop trying to make
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 18:05 |
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kntfkr posted:I feel bad for the server who had to deal with Nathen Mazri's hissy fit. I imagine a lot of screeching while playing with his phone. A&Ws have servers in Canada? Nice
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 18:07 |
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I manage a Canadian A&W and I would just like to take this moment to clear the air: Yes, my staff have standing orders to assassinate Nathen Mazri if he ever enters our establishment. He is a dangerous maverick whose bold entergaging style threatens to out-compete and ruin us even now that he has lost his franchise. They all know that I'd like to see his "final report stapled properly", which is covert code for a fatal stapling. This, however, is a different A&W. It was probably an accident.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 18:16 |
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As he choked to death on a lethal staple, you’d have to say, “I told him bread was… a staple food”
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 18:18 |
Lol at some random fast food worker looking up and saying oh my God it's Nathen Mazri from The Internet!
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 19:26 |
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sharknado slashfic posted:Lol at some random fast food worker looking up and saying oh my God it's Nathen Mazri from The Internet! And then um... trying to staple him. God this is an obvious attempt by Viacom and Nickolodeon to staple his mouth shut so he'll stop talking about garfield eats. How does Marzi not see it? Think connections. Consider the letters A + W. What do they mean? We'll return, we need to go somewhere else first. rootbeer. Root beer. What lies at the root? Mazri threatens the empire built on enslaving Garfield. Beer - an intoxicant, something to make us stuporous, something that lets us keep just chewing our cud, like a good cow. Like a cow. Big cow, big cow lasagna. You can see it now. The threads are leading back to GarfieldEats. Who likes threads? Cats. To play with. Balls of yarn. But Garfield doesn't do that. Is he lazy? Or is he a philosopher? Does he see? We can't see, we're blinded, by being intoxicated by the gross capitalism around us. But Mazri sees, like Garfield, and A&W wants to shut him up. A - the first letter of the alphabet, it's about beginnings. W - double u. Double You. Mazri sees both sides of you. He sees the side of you that's good, that's light. He wants to free you. That's Araboliosis. But the big corporations know that. They want you living in chains. They need to shut him up. Hence the staple. Attached to food. Food that goes in the mouth. Finally we're making progress.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 19:38 |
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we're all assuming he put the staple(r) there himself to get online attention right
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 21:23 |
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that was my assumption yeah
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 21:31 |
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Nothing about the #staple in any of the big newspapers yet. Journalistic neglect, or a Viacom conspiracy?
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 21:37 |
Hedenius posted:https://twitter.com/josiahhughes/status/1567547430878515203?s=21&t=_w-S7HRnzTOmDSsh7Ojuow I absolutely KNEW this was going to involve some self promotion hahaha
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 21:40 |
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Sherbert Hoover posted:we're all assuming he put the staple(r) there himself to get online attention right lol that honestly didn’t cross my mind, but it’s such a #influencer thing to do that it does seem likely
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 21:44 |
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pseudanonymous posted:Consider the letters A + W. Counterpoint: Amburgers an' Wootbeer
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 22:07 |
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It blows my mind that anyone would not just go. "Phew. There was a staple accidentally in my food. Pleased I didn't swallow it." and never think about it ever again.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:16 |
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I know someone who spent a month in the hospital after a staple got hooked in his throat. Please chew your food, friends.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:17 |
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#StayStapled
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:17 |
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I've had pieces of buckshot turn up in a venison dish I ordered, a staple ain't poo poo.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:18 |
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Hedenius posted:https://twitter.com/josiahhughes/status/1567547430878515203?s=21&t=_w-S7HRnzTOmDSsh7Ojuow He said 'legal rep' because Adam Fraccaro isn't a lawyer. He's a paralegal who specializes in petty stuff like traffic tickets and landlord disputes. Which probably means that Nathen hired him when the landmonster evicted his restaurant, and now thinks that the poor guy is on retainer.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:20 |
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Add a professional staple inspector that looks legit to me. In that picture your can see that there are little bits of fried breading attaching the staple to the food. Couldn't have been added post-cooking imo. E: wait is just a bun I thought it was something fried. I have failed as a staple inspector and will turn in my badge and gun.
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:22 |
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In junior high at lunch on some days we had the option to order Burger King. I think you had to order ahead of time and pay at a counter in the cafeteria. Anyway, someone ended up getting a staple (a much bigger one than ol' Nate's) in their fries. I think all they got out of that was a free order of fries. Good luck, Nathen!
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:24 |
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i've heard of staple foods, but this is ridiculous
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:25 |
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General Bullshit > GarfieldEats: Mozi posted:i've heard of staple foods, but this is ridiculous
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:31 |
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does inspector gadget eat staples
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:32 |
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kntfkr posted:The Canada one stands for "rear end & Wipes". 'amburgers and wootbeer
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:37 |
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I was curious so just checked the official stats. Apparently worldwide 61% of all food related fatalities are staple related. This is no laughing matter everyone!!!!!!
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# ? Sep 7, 2022 23:53 |
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 02:30 |
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Matlack Radio posted:
motherfucker is just listening to the inspector gadget theme. also i hate his mention of netflix as it implies he has some understanding of how normal people live but can't convey it without namedropping a company.
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 02:33 |
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the first armpit staple
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 16:08 |
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kntfkr posted:motherfucker is just listening to the inspector gadget theme. Netflix and Chill with
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 16:39 |
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theofficeEATS, where Jim hides Dwight’s stapler in the burgers
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 17:05 |
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https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1567915793756602374?t=KYU1L4McHfyPmgQ-Vuk80A&s=19 "Toronto restaurant owner"
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 18:21 |
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what a baby
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 18:22 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:https://twitter.com/blogTO/status/1567915793756602374?t=KYU1L4McHfyPmgQ-Vuk80A&s=19 He's going viral!! Mneow!!!
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 18:23 |
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Why was he at A&W, he's mister farm to plate guy and natural and blah blah.
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# ? Sep 8, 2022 18:46 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 13:36 |
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The name according to the coffee cups anyway stands for Allen & Wright Anyways can’t wait to go home netflix
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