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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



can't believe KKKRAPPLE is going woke by making watches for FEMALES. they'll be broke in no time

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r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

for when you’re trekking in the harsh wilderness but not for more than 24 hours

duomo
Oct 9, 2007




Soiled Meat
se arctic edition

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


isn’t that Scott jurer guy someone who is a complete rear end in a top hat or got metoo-d or got caught lying about something or something like that?

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

apple watch performative masculinity edition

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



wow that's fugly

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

please tell me they jammed an m2 chip in this beast

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Endless Mike posted:

can't believe KKKRAPPLE is going woke by making watches for FEMALES. they'll be broke in no time

hn quotes have their own thread

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

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i guess it's ultra because they aren't even going to pretend that it's for professional use?

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


thiccwatch

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
did they do the phones yet

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

please tell me they jammed an m2 chip in this beast

it's an ultra, they jammed in 2

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Shifty Pony posted:

horse sized watch woo

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
what's the battery life? lol

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


that fucker is huge and the battery life isn’t even that amazing

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
oh boy maximum productivity on my watch

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Apple Watch U

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club





too big

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Timb, you can't do this, you can't go beyond pro. The people aren't ready for ultra products

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



qirex posted:

apple watch performative masculinity edition

if you know of some other way to signal you're a lazy rear end in a top hat with computer opinions from across the bar, i'd like to not hear it

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Cold on a Cob posted:

what's the battery life? lol

36

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Crusader posted:

did anyone still write to steve after his death

Not that I saw, but the "this company is changed and Steve would be ashamed" emails started basically within a week after he passed.

Also, not really digging this watch. I don't need an Extreme Outdoor version. Probably just gonna get an 8.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
a watch for people who would walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

high speed watersports

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
cant wait to buy this watch and wearing not doing any sport ever

(jk i probably cant buy it i have dainty wrists)

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
i kinda feel like it needs multi-week battery life for what they're pretending it's for

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

high speed watersports

...okay, so maybe I do have a use for this watch.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

for the kind of tryhard accountant who does triathlons and has a $15,000 bicycle this is like candy. they could charge a grand for it easy

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Plorkyeran posted:

i kinda feel like it needs multi-week battery life for what they're pretending it's for

smh if it takes you more than 36 hours to walk across the sahara

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

the only ultra thing about this watch is going to be the price tag

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
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im expecting $1200

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

the blazing desert heat (or sacramento)

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

it's me, going into the backcountry with a battery powered compass

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



oh i can walk the streets here in winnipeg when its -30???

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
leads rescuers right to your frozen/baked corpse

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Calling it at $999.

Also, this backtrack function is interesting.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Vintersorg posted:

gently caress that looks so massive lmao looks so loving stupid
did your monitor suddenly lose power?

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


automatic breadcrumbs are cool

the whistle is lol

still fuckin huge tho

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



okay, the 'lost in the woods' mode is cool, but this is definitely for desk jockeys

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Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
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FMguru posted:

did your monitor suddenly lose power?

gently caress

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