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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Interviewee on BBC News just said "She governed for 70 years" (past tense). Slip of the tongue?

Whatever, I'm just SO glad Bunter won't be the one in charge when she does go.


33RPM

The speed vinyl albums are played at.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Sep 8, 2022

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Dabir posted:

No, but it's not illegal to be a socialist either and look where that gets you

https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1567850696644431873

I dunno what about captain Tom, that was a very mild tweet that got the guy sentenced.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Dabir posted:

No, but it's not illegal to be a socialist either and look where that gets you

https://twitter.com/flying_rodent/status/1567850696644431873

DB Copper has a more public internet presence than me, I shall post on unrestrained.

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
loving hell I can't imagine how insufferable the media will be when she dies.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

forkboy84 posted:

"Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body my holding cell"

:hmmyes:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I will Elbow drop the Queen's coffin.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
If your social media is completely anonymous then whatever. But if its even slightly possible to link it to your real identity I wouldn't.

We forget in our little echo chamber that some people really REALLY loving love the queen. And people getting turned down for jobs or even fired for making jokes at her passing probably will happen.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
https://twitter.com/RivkahBrown/status/1567841028945723392

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Every single thing you do this afternoon now loaded with the possibility of being the ultimate "where were you when..." moment.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Apparently Operation Unicorn (if she dies in Scotland) means Scottish Parliament stops so they can prepare for loads of visitors to Scotland.
Next meeting of parliament due 230pm so can see what's happening:

https://www.scottishparliament.tv/meeting/meeting-of-the-parliament-continued-september-8-2022

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Mega Comrade posted:

If your social media is completely anonymous then whatever. But if its even slightly possible to link it to your real identity I wouldn't.

We forget in our little echo chamber that some people really REALLY loving love the queen. And people getting turned down for jobs or even fired for making jokes at her passing probably will happen.

even i'm staying away from news crews this time

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/glengyron/status/1567848997376897027

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Answers Me posted:

I wonder how many shitposters are going to get fired and/or arrested next week

Necrothatcher being bundled into a van and transported to an underground bunker in case he comes near a camera again

e: lol beaten by the man himself

sebzilla posted:

Make it gender neutral so we don't have to gently caress about changing them every time

simple solution, two words: force, fem

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Ash Crimson posted:

As The queen's englishness becomes terminal, gammons will make pilgramage to london ring the bells of awakening

Edinburgh would make more sense surely, given that it's pretty much laid out like Lordran. Beat the castle and some winged tories whisk you away to Anor London.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Deketh posted:

loving hell I can't imagine how insufferable the media will be when she dies.

I wonder if she'll knock Diana off the top spot

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Mega Comrade posted:

If your social media is completely anonymous then whatever. But if its even slightly possible to link it to your real identity I wouldn't.

We forget in our little echo chamber that some people really REALLY loving love the queen. And people getting turned down for jobs or even fired for making jokes at her passing probably will happen.

Yeah, this:

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Apparently Operation Unicorn (if she dies in Scotland) means Scottish Parliament stops so they can prepare for loads of visitors to Scotland.
Next meeting of parliament due 230pm so can see what's happening:

https://www.scottishparliament.tv/meeting/meeting-of-the-parliament-continued-september-8-2022

Fuuuuck and the festival crowds have only just gone away too, that's rubbish. Can't they just stand somberly on Zoom or something?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Mega Comrade posted:

If your social media is completely anonymous then whatever. But if its even slightly possible to link it to your real identity I wouldn't.

We forget in our little echo chamber that some people really REALLY loving love the queen. And people getting turned down for jobs or even fired for making jokes at her passing probably will happen.
Otoh if you make an epic enough burn you might get a bunch of citizenship offers.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Lol

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
There's a bunch of antisemitic conspiracies around both, but she's killed far more people.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
We'll return the body when you return those marbles back to Elgin where they belong.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Bottle's empty and the party can't afford a new one.

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

I think any politician would be upon realising that if he wins the next election he'll have to put up with King Charles trying to backseat drive the country.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Nicola Sturgeon, I call on you to unilaterally declare independence and immediately close the border

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Which maniac will recreate The Tweet on this occasion?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

sassassin posted:

Bottle's empty and the party can't afford a new one.

drat it I knew I should scroll down before making a whiskey bottle joke

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Mega Comrade posted:

We forget in our little echo chamber that some people really REALLY loving love the queen. And people getting turned down for jobs or even fired for making jokes at her passing probably will happen.

make jokes about the queen being dead (lol) and immunise yourself from bad workplaces at the same time, it's a twofer

peanut- posted:

Every single thing you do this afternoon now loaded with the possibility of being the ultimate "where were you when..." moment.

watch out for chafing and stay hydrated imo

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

sebzilla posted:

Which maniac will recreate The Tweet on this occasion?

There's going to be a lot of tributes pouring in over the coming days

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

sebzilla posted:

Which maniac will recreate The Tweet on this occasion?

Queen: A Tribute

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Do we get any time off work when the Queen dies? I'll need time to mourn/sombrely play Splatoon 3

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Holding a swatch chart up to the tv to work out whether Huw Edwards’s tie is black or a very dark navy

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Gort posted:

I wonder if she'll knock Diana off the top spot

Of course.
Its going to be Nicholas Witchell and WW2 references for two straight loving weeks

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

BBC have switched to Huw Edwards with a black tie.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

DesperateDan posted:

make jokes about the queen being dead (lol) and immunise yourself from bad workplaces at the same time, it's a twofer


Under a social media attack pretty much any workplace would buckle to pressure.

Help Im Alive posted:

Do we get any time off work when the Queen dies? I'll need time to mourn/sombrely play Splatoon 3

Very likely be a holiday for her funeral.

Huw Edwards has switched to a black tie.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/1567853711082364929

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Huw Edwards: ‘we’re going to respectfully and delicately enquire about the monarch’s health’

Nicholas Witchell not two minutes later: ‘I suspect she’s got gout’

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Not even United Kingdomian but getting my post in on Gnarly Charlie Day.

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Truss is going to be secretly overjoyed at this if it happens.

It'll completely knock the energy crisis out of the headlines and take the wind out of criticism of her proposed approach.

It also gives her an incredible PR opportunity at the very start of her premiership to play at being an international statesman around the funeral, with photos of her somberly hosting heads of state/governments/major figures from across the world.

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/roun_sa_ville/status/1567853458581032960

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