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JohnCompany posted:Isn't the code message literally "London Bridge has fallen down" or somesuch? Thats one of them. There are a few.
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Failed Imagineer posted:https://twitter.com/hellomag/status/1567858880935239680?t=mdPRsI3YjxGW3EYmLn_esw&s=19 gone like the wind
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JohnCompany posted:Isn't the code message literally "London Bridge has fallen down" or somesuch? Operation London Bridge if she dies in England, Operation Unicorn if she dies in Scotland.
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Hope there is a moment as perfect as this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aptvRDvDS5s
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Edited my previous post, but its a sobering reminder to always screenshot your links, the juiciest tributes will have a half-life of minutes
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If they mess around with the CBeebies schedule I’m hosed
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Yeah if there was ever a time to screenshot posts instead of linking, it is now.
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She only gave up because Johnny Mercer did
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Just assuming every reference to Harry is Harry Styles.
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Failed Imagineer posted:Edited my previous post, but its a sobering reminder to always screenshot your links, the juiciest tributes will have a half-life of minutes I know, but it's so much effort
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forkboy84 posted:I know, but it's so much effort Tbh I only just learned about the "insert imgur" function on the Awful app so now it's literally 2 clicks
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RichardA posted:Operation London Bridge if she dies in England, Operation Unicorn if she dies in Scotland.
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My eyes are so red and teary right now Really sucks when shampoo gets in them during a shower
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Failed Imagineer posted:Tbh I only just learned about the "insert imgur" function on the Awful app so now it's literally 2 clicks This may make me download the app then, to make posting poo poo Warhammer pictures easier
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Failed Imagineer posted:Tbh I only just learned about the "insert imgur" function on the Awful app so now it's literally 2 clicks some of us still use computers jeffrey, add this function to these stupid dead forums.
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Best not cancel the football when she dies
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https://twitter.com/planetjedward/status/1567858624659062785?s=20&t=6saZRQ8hi8PCriShh_JTfw
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do we get a day off when she dies
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Gort posted:do we get a day off when she dies no we do not, so gently caress the lot of them.
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Guavanaut posted:What if she dies in Wales? Or one of those places in England where she's technically like the Bishop of Doncaster or something rather than the Queen? Assume she always travels with a coffin's-worth of English soil to regenerate in
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keep punching joe posted:no we do not, so gently caress the lot of them. what the gently caress, I'm beginning to sour on this whole monarchy business
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Necrothatcher posted:https://twitter.com/hepcatsector/status/1567854950411284490?t=YSmuFUCWofhpkUUXJDEszQ&s=19 haha this is incredible
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So if they are holding off on the announcement until Harry arrives, which one of the tabloids is going to go for the "Harry murders Queen. Stress of ungrateful grandson's presence too much for frail monarch" story? It pretty much writes itself.
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Ash Crimson posted:haha this is incredible sadly it's parody
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keep punching joe posted:no we do not, so gently caress the lot of them. Boris was also saying we wouldn't get an extra day off for the coronation. I can see Truss reversing both of those to look magnanimous though.
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Necrothatcher posted:https://twitter.com/hepcatsector/status/1567854950411284490?t=YSmuFUCWofhpkUUXJDEszQ&s=19 Truss collapsing the government because she sneezed on the Queen and killed her sounds like a literal bad farce; one of those ones that Rowan Atkinson stars in to buy another supercar. E: Ah, because it is.
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BBC doing this weird thing of somehow talking in the past and present tense at the same time. 100% a case of ‘she’s dead but we can’t announce it yet’
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Necrothatcher posted:https://twitter.com/hepcatsector/status/1567854950411284490?t=YSmuFUCWofhpkUUXJDEszQ&s=19 Oh god yes please let this get some traction Like almost nobody will seriously believe it, but if it could be like the dead pig stuff for cameron as something that won't go away and keeps popping up to haunt her every now and then. Would make sitting through the next few weeks of self-indulgeant national wallowing almost bearable
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Tigey posted:Oh god yes please let this get some traction Cameron did gently caress the pig tho
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Where is Gibbo in our time of need?
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Answers Me posted:BBC doing this weird thing of somehow talking in the past and present tense at the same time. 100% a case of ‘she’s dead but we can’t announce it yet’ That is very weird. Like a strange tease.
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Cup of Hemlock posted:That is very weird. Like a strange tease. someone overlay the bbc news audio onto one of those youtube ASMR girls
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Answers Me posted:BBC doing this weird thing of somehow talking in the past and present tense at the same time. 100% a case of ‘she’s dead but we can’t announce it yet’ There's procedures in place for how to handle this stuff, every minute the queen is dead but it's unannounced by the BBC is another minute that one of the American news services with a source in the palace could announce it first. They know she's going to die shortly, but if she actually dies before 8pm they'll announce it pretty much right away. Remember they bumped a king off early because it was seen as inappropriate for the death to be announced in the Evening papers. Now imagine how that same establishment would see it were the death announced first on MSNBC.
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Soylent Yellow posted:So if they are holding off on the announcement until Harry arrives, which one of the tabloids is going to go for the "Harry murders Queen. Stress of ungrateful grandson's presence too much for frail monarch" story? It pretty much writes itself. Nah, it'd be 100% directed at Megan. Something like the stress of dealing with her turning Harry against the family was too much for the Queen to bear. Or some overt dogwhistingling about how the Queen's symptoms are very similar to some DANGEROUS FOREIGN AFRICAN DISEASE that Megan could have passed on or something.
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distortion park posted:someone overlay the bbc news audio onto one of those youtube ASMR girls Queen Dying ASMR (no talking) *video of me appearing to press down on a pillow for 1 hour*
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Reveilled posted:There's procedures in place for how to handle this stuff, every minute the queen is dead but it's unannounced by the BBC is another minute that one of the American news services with a source in the palace could announce it first. They know she's going to die shortly, but if she actually dies before 8pm they'll announce it pretty much right away. That feels like given the chaos dimension we live in that means it's almost certain to happen.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:That feels like given the chaos dimension we live in that means it's almost certain to happen. That, or it gets leaked by a Balmoral staffer doing a TikTok. E: the Beeb now chatting about the transition in very loosely hypothetical terms, quite surreal
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Failed Imagineer posted:E: the Beeb now chatting about the transition in very loosely hypothetical terms, quite surreal if they sound too certain about a transition too quickly Liz Truss will try to ban it
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Angepain posted:if they sound too certain about a transition too quickly Liz Truss will try to ban it
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